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I won't be present next launch as I'll be out partying, drinking and (:optimistic:) getting laid. You fellas better share some good stories this Sunday! :)

Idea guy response regarding ss13 notes.txt @geckogoy
NUKE - admin verb to get nuke code out of the nuke
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You can simply VV the nuke and check the "r_code" variable. Different nukes have different nuke codes, so the code Nuke Ops get roundstart can't be used to arm the station's warhead in case they fluke it and lose their nuke like a bunch of tards.
TOP TOP PRIORITY - XENOS - give lunge to sentinel as well
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Just buff neurotoxin stun or reduce the cost of spitting instead.
TOP TOP PRIORITY - BLOB - blob cant force open secure airlocks or managed airlocks, maybe just cant cope with bolted doors
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Fixed this in the blob buff PR btw, also made blob capable of destroying blast doors (so it can't get completely cockblocked in Virology or out of Secure Armory) and added weak blob floors that can colonize lattices (hopefully makes blob cores that spawn close to space more dangerous and blob victory happen a bit faster).
TOP TOP PRIORITY - start documenting low hanging fruit issues as issues on the gitgud
notionally this invites the various new people to try to take them on
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Fair enough tbh, I'll make issues on Gitgud for the bugs and feature requests I'll find/come up with from now on.
sniffer tool as mentioend elsewhere in file
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This could actually be a great addition to the game. It's a tool from Viscera Cleanup Detail, another great game about space janitors, that lets you track both biohazardous waste decals like blood, gibs, dirt and various refuse items like litter and garbage.
For now though, various custodial upgrades from other servers could be ported like pussywagon upgrade, improved mop, vacuum cleaners and so on.
ECONOMY - SECURITY - add face of mankind style scanners to complete work
find contraband on arrested suspect, give them jail time
build into sechud?
is there any way to work violent crime into this? perhaps not
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Could you please elaborate on what you mean by any of this?
minorities (liggers/blacks/etc) have a 10% chance per round of having contraband spontaneously spawn on them if they are stop searched by security
if their inventory is full it 'falls out of their pockets'
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:story:

IMHO the "fake" contraband should fall out of pockets regardless so a secoff would know it's not a real traitor before them. Also Evidence Room in Sec will finally be used for once.
ECONOMY - TRAITORS - cash rewards for completing your goals
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Should be small TC payouts instead.
This got me thinking: maybe port Contractor kit from old /tg/? It's a bundle that costs all of your TC, contains a robust batong and a special tablet with contracts to kidnap crew for a set amount of TC. If you're robust enough to fufill several contracts, you end up earning more TC than the amount you had roundstart.
Considering we have time-limited tots though, it should also contain a special item to remove a Syndicate loyalty implant.
TOP TOP PRIORITY - bring back secret?
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Lemme reiterate that Secret shouldn't contain antag-less modes like Extended and Meteors or else a good chunk of our rounds will be greenshift snooze-fests that cause a considerable drop in pop.
MINING - bring back the force gun thing?
the guy where you re-arm it manually ever shot and it fires the weird little white pulse animation when it hits
semi useful for mining but meant for fighting monsters
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Proto-kinetic accelerators for miners? Yeah, they could be easily ported from /vg/.
TOP TOP PRIORITY - SCIENCE - RND - bring back telescience? that always seemed cool, am sad its gone
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Again, could be easily ported from /vg/, although it'd be fairly useless considering our space has next to none spess ruins.
 
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MAAAD said:
It's a tool from Viscera Cleanup Detail
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Yes I know this is the 'elsewhere in file' mentioned
TOP PRIORITY - ECONOMY - spawn janitor contracts if a hall is dirty for too long, and it pays out when the area is cleaned
particularly for hallways and stuff
dirt or just blood?
probably not dirt
allow certain areas to put a cleanup contract into their requests console, IE bar for instance
give them a little viscera cleanup detail style nose to sniff out remaining stuff
pinpointer style?
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MAAAD said:
You can simply VV the nuke and check the "r_code"
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yes i know
MAAAD said:
[face of mankind police scanning]
Could you please elaborate on what you mean by any of this?
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in good time
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Fair enough tbh, I'll make issues on Gitgud for the bugs and feature requests I'll find/come up with from now on.
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let me handle issues i wish for it to be a repository of pre-approved things to work on not a suggestions board
 
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MAAAD said:
Blessed recap, but I think you forgot to add that thumbnail on YouTube. Also don't forget to update the server's IP for your next vid.
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Jewtube doesn't let me do so without giving them my phone number. I don't want to do that right now. The thumbnails are only on the Odysee page really, which gets no attention, so I figured I would start putting them here.
I will fix the IP though, thank you.
 
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Grayson Death Carlyle said:
Jewtube doesn't let me do so without giving them my phone number.
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I think you can bypass that by editing the thumbnail into the video to last like one second, then after the upload is finished choose the timestamp of the thumbnail as your, well, thumbnail.
 
Relatively slow week cood wise
Updates
  • blob buffs (@MAAAD)
    • now spawn little spore niggers to attack you
  • welder sprites fixed (also @MAAAD)
  • genetics SE injectors should work better now? (@"Controlled Demolition")
    • syringe that turns people into nigger (horrifying) should be possible
  • some defib adjustments (a bit buggy it would appear but usable) (@HahaYes)
  • went into an autistic rage and fixed garbage collection for a number of items (this is backend related)
  • there is a large amount of diagnostic code added in case someone somehow lags the server to death again
 
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Big shout out to our editor Simmons who we locked in a basement to work on these overnight.
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Funny crosspost from funny video thread, I liked this edit and I felt it would be nice to share with my Space Brothers. I did not make this, but it is very good.
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Go watch.
 
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