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Trannys are giga illegal (lore) and not planned to be a thing you can do in the game
If we ever add our own posters and shit, I want at least two variations on rope -ACKing. Pixelated to near indecipherability, but you can still make out the pastel flag covered in bodily fluids. And when is botany getting its lolcow?
 
Sorry I forget 6pm EST, 5pm CST, 12 midnight CET, 3pm PST (gay) 11pm Engerland hope that covers you if not good luck
bro just say it in UTC+-X

Might join when you decide to do a reasonable time lmao.
I think it's been repeatedly discussed that there is no more reasonable time. Start earlier, then you play in the same block as Josh streams. Start later, all the amerimutts are already asleep. Starting *much* earlier, around noon EST might work, I guess? But who the hell'd show up then?
 
@Gender: Xenomorph
Genuine question: why are you always such a flaming faggot whenever you show up here? We get it, you think the codebase is way too old so you don't want to bother. Go play some hubbie server like Monke or Goon instead of acting like a whiny bitch here.
 
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I dont know, i think having to switch between 3 "species" like that would be annoying as fuck, if it really needs to be a thing i'd say just make it a disability
 
Not sure why you come to complain or say you AREN'T going to play.
In the most respectful way I can say this
Genuine question: why are you always such a flaming faggot
The dumb nigger just wants to complain for the sake of it going by how often he keeps rolling his gunt in the thread only to bitch and leave. @Gender: Xenomorph at this point you should do all of us a favour, find the nearest tall building and take a walk off the roof of it
 
You know all those horror stories about BYOND coding?
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I may gut this whole thing and replace it with something better later. It's ancient shitcode, and we now have proper gaussian functions to replace it. My idea would be a "biased" gaussian – you press an arrow in the UI to bias the distribution upward or downward, probably by adding a second offset gaussian to keep it simple. Really weak, but better than hoping for the blessing of RNG Jesus. Could be another reason to get an upgrade from RnD.
I also believe that radiation currently doesn't fuck with your DNA at all. Maybe it should. Enough radiation should melt your fucking face off (mess with your UI and turn you into a negrito).

I've also had a dream of shoving Ian into the genetics modifier, scrambling the DNA and getting out a Slobbermutt. Is it a superior or a primitive form? Who the fuck knows.
 
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