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  • parcel parceux ported (@MAAAD)
  • tasers adjusted to use older sprite and to do enough stun damage to down an unarmored guy in one hit (now 120 agony instead of 100)
    • the goal is to get some kind of viability against guns, since even if the gun doesn't kill you it tends to cripple you
  • security lockers adjusted significantly
    • the mk58 is now standard gear
    • random junk moved from lockers into the vendor or the wardrobe locker
  • armory is only accessible through the blast doors now, hopefully increasing the difficulty of breaking in (may revert tbh will see how it goes)
  • gibber now usable (works on humans without emag) (@HahaYes)
  • roundend jingle fixed? (@MAAAD)
  • department computers added for security and engineering (only them for now)
    • these departments get a random amount of starting money from 2000-3000 space bucks
      • you cannot just withdraw this as cash
      • currently the only way to refill it is to shove money into the computer
    • you can spend department money on 'department' delivery orders
      • anyone in the department can accept delivery of the order
    • the idea is in theory other types of contracts can/will be added to this later so you can use your department cash to get various departments to do things for you
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  • added medical department
    • see commit b42ae033 for how to add a department to this system
 
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geckogoy said:
armory is only accessible through the blast doors now, hopefully increasing the difficulty of breaking in (may revert tbh will see how it goes)
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Traitors can just blow up a wall with a C4, everyone else is basically cucked out of weapons in times of emergency (imagine nobody joining as Warden/HoS on a Blob round lol). This is probably gonna suck a lot.
geckogoy said:
department computers added for security and engineering (only them for now)
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Honestly the issue of people spending their own money on new working equipment could've been solved more elegantly with department debit cards like on /vg/. For example, where would you put a Service orders console?
And what about the existing wall-mounted requests consoles, the green ones? Maybe instead of making new consoles you could add a use to those instead?
 
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MAAAD said:
Honestly the issue of people spending their own money on new working equipment could've been solved more elegantly with department debit cards like on /vg/. For example, where would you put a Service orders console?
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The card idea isnt crazy but I think anything that should be treated as a 'department' would also have plenty of room for a department console. I think the chef can actually reasonably pay for his own goods, I was thinking of turning the smartfridge into something like the mining brokeromat where the chef can punch in orders and hydroponics delivers it. I was also thinking of giving hydro some tools to provide actual finished goods to the chef, like a juicer that produces properly packaged juice and a mill thing for making packaged flour and so-on. Could give hydro a little shop back there to work with.

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And what about the existing wall-mounted requests consoles, the green ones?
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All in good time
 
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geckogoy said:
The card idea isnt crazy but I think anything that should be treated as a 'department' would also have plenty of room for a department console. I think the chef can actually reasonably pay for his own goods, I was thinking of turning the smartfridge into something like the mining brokeromat where the chef can punch in orders and hydroponics delivers it. I was also thinking of giving hydro some tools to provide actual finished goods to the chef, like a juicer that produces properly packaged juice and a mill thing for making packaged flour and so-on. Could give hydro a little shop back there to work with.


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That's fair enough I suppose. It's good that you have a specific vision for the economy system and stick to it, it's just that we can't really get a full glimpse of it since it's all in your head. If you have some spare time, it'd be appreciated if you could make a crude design doc or smth for us all to take a look at.
also post ss13_notes.txt
 
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Aquinas 2 said:
Fix Genetics, I'm like the CIA and Super Powers are my aids. I wont rest til all my niggas has it
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Are monkeys still broken? I could probably fix that. There also wasn't a surgery to directly extract brains from decapitated heads last week. Until then, I'm porting the defib so cloning isn't the be-all end-all of people dying.

It'd also be nice to give the Chappy more stuff. I'd back-port his ghosthear, so he can hear fragments of nearby ghosts talking. Not that it'll have much of an effect in lowpop.
 
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HahaYes said:
You should stop doing so, I'm already working on that and it's nearly done
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'kay. I wonder if we should have sex change surgery. It's always been funny tabling someone and literally giving them an axe wound with a botany axe. How can we play Ack The Troon without any troons?

>monkeys
Somebody uncommented the code that gave monkeys genes. That's probably the fuckin' problem.
 
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Controlled Demolition said:
'kay. I wonder if we should have sex change surgery. It's always been funny tabling someone and literally giving them an axe wound with a botany axe. How can we play Ack The Troon without any troons?

>monkeys
Somebody uncommented the code that gave monkeys genes. That's probably the fuckin' problem.
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IIRC a good half of the genes are currently commented out as well, could you please handle that as well while you're at it?
 
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IIRC a good half of the genes are currently commented out as well, could you please handle that as well while you're at it?
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Most genes seem to be fine, though monkeys currently mcfucking explode in the scanner on being turned into human. Could be cool for a malfunctioning scanner, but not ordinary operation.
 
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Most genes seem to be fine, though monkeys currently mcfucking explode in the scanner on being turned into human. Could be cool for a malfunctioning scanner, but not ordinary operation.
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The 'human' species store a lesser form, the current plan is human -> black -> monkey so please respect that if re-adding that functionality
 
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geckogoy said:
The 'human' species store a lesser form, the current plan is human -> black -> monkey so please respect that if re-adding that functionality
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Understood, but is that only one way? Human -> negro -> monkey, but not monkey -> negro -> human? It doesn't make sense regardless with the current gene activation setup (it's entirely binary). It'd need either a different DNA block system or additional states to activated/deactivated. Or just an additional SE block.
 
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Understood, but is that only one way? Human -> negro -> monkey, but not monkey -> negro -> human? It doesn't make sense regardless with the current gene activation setup (it's entirely binary). It'd need either a different DNA block system or additional states to activated/deactivated. Or just an additional SE block.
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It would go both ways (money -> negro -> human, human->negro->monkey)

Also yea guess the dna system would need to change a bit idk havent looked into it yet
 
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geckogoy said:
It would go both ways (money -> negro -> human, human->negro->monkey)

Also yea guess the dna system would need to change a bit idk havent looked into it yet
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I think the simplest way would be to add gene activation/deactivation thresholds. Pass above the activation threshold, gene activates; pass below the deactivation threshold, it deactivates. In the middle, state maintained. Once monkeyfication/niggerification/humanification occurs, the block gets set between the two and needs to be nudged either way again to continue.

EDIT: Now I realize the unfortunate side-effect would be a fucking ping-pong roulette of which evolutionary path you go with the dumbshit radiation pulse mechanics. I could probably work around that by setting the threshold so *all* sub-blocks need to be below a threshold, therefore allowing you to keep one in the middle until you're ready.
 
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I think the simplest way would be to add gene activation/deactivation thresholds. Pass above the activation threshold, gene activates; pass below the deactivation threshold, it deactivates. In the middle, state maintained. Once monkeyfication/niggerification/humanification occurs, the block gets set between the two and needs to be nudged either way again to continue.
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Sounds good to me
 
Controlled Demolition said:
I wonder if we should have sex change surgery. It's always been funny tabling someone and literally giving them an axe wound with a botany axe.
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>You feel a sharp pain in your lower torso.
for 45 minutes

This is an extremely funny idea, though I feel like no one would voluntarily go for this but as it has no benefit. Then again, neither does playing a black character so I don't know.
 
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