Legend of Zelda thread - Lorefags GTFO!

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The tranny was NEVER an option. He is too old (like 30) & taller & more masculine than the guy playing Link.

The Zelda rumor came from the tranny himself and as we know trannies are always lying.
Yeah, and even if you sucked the tranny cock enough to ignore, you know, not being a fucking woman, all the lockstep articles were headlined "REPORTED TO BE LOOKING AT". It's the most non-committal rumor you could make a statement of, reporting on that it's being reported.
 
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Jesus be a river around the two bb actors. Especially since the Schaffer fans are unhinged. Nintendo was never going to cast a trans lead even if they viewed her as a female because A. Still a man before and b. its Japan. Glorious Nippon. To cast a gender changing freak as Princess Zelda is sacrilege.
But Nintendo have been putting some woke trans stuff in their games recently.

Even the Japanese versions of their games no longer include gender options, instead calling them “styles” or “forms”.
 
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They could've got a beautiful woman but chose this basic bitch. At least it ain't a tranny or a nigger, count my blessings.

Don't know what to think of Link. He should look tougher, especially if it's OoT, which is what I'm assuming.

The tranny was NEVER an option. He is too old (like 30) & taller & more masculine than the guy playing Link.

The Zelda rumor came from the tranny himself and as we know trannies are always lying.
It was an option and we dodged a bullet.

But Nintendo have been putting some woke trans stuff in their games recently.

Even the Japanese versions of their games no longer include gender options, instead calling them “styles” or “forms”.
Which ones do this? Earliest English occurrence of this I remember is Animal Crossing for Switch, where it didn't have that in the Japanese.

Funniest bit is seeing all the tards post the exact same image of the troon because any other image blows the "they look just like Zelda" out of the water
Any image of that faggot dispells the "looks like Zelda" claim. Her NES sprite is more of a woman than that tranny can ever hope to be.
 
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Which ones do this? Earliest English occurrence of this I remember is
The later Pokemon games on the 3DS reduced it to picking out an passport photo for both of the Gen 7 games. But X & Y still had the classic (but cringe" "are you a boy or are you a girl" line. But it was presented in a slightly woke manner, where ORAS just left things as they are as an homage to the original set of games they were based off of.

Sword &Shield, along with Scarlet & Violet outright skips the flavorful interview and Arceus and the "Let's Go" games phrases it as your "appearance" or something while giving you a choice of 8 character models
 
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The later Pokemon games on the 3DS reduced it to picking out an passport photo for both of the Gen 7 games. But X & Y still had the classic (but cringe" "are you a boy or are you a girl" line. But it was presented in a slightly woke manner, where ORAS just left things as they are as an homage to the original set of games they were based off of
I guess the passport thing bypasses the gender question, which is bad in itself, but overtly changing gender to style or whatever is the kind of thing I'm most concerned with.
 
I guess the passport thing bypasses the gender question, which is bad in itself, but overtly changing gender to style or whatever is the kind of thing I'm most concerned with.
Yeah, it's specifically phrased somewhere along the lines of "what do you look like?" ever since the 3DS era ended.

So yeah, we have nearly an decade of woke ideology over an simple question.
 
Yeah, it's specifically phrased somewhere along the lines of "what do you look like?" ever since the 3DS era ended.

So yeah, we have nearly an decade of woke ideology over an simple question.
Makes me murderously angry. That's the barometer by which we can judge if Wokeism is ever truly in decline, the return of Male/Female in games. It's a casual, easy , relatively subtle way to virtue signal you're woke and push gender ideology, and even people who allegedly hate transgenderism tolerate it, so if even that goes then we're back in the green.
 
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Guys, you're overthinking it. It's going to be a BOTW movie followed by a TOTK sequel. Those two games are over a third of the series total sales just by themselves. That's what Zelda is to anyone under 25.
 
BotW is a narrative mess, though. It would be a movie told almost exclusively through flashbacks.
The people on Kiwi Farms posting in the Zelda thread are not normal people. People are gonna want Link with the blue shirt, fighting giant Guardians and climbing towers and shit. Just like how the Mario Bros. movie had to have Mario Kart 8 shit shoehorned in, because Mario Kart 8 is the Mario game that everyone has played.

Look at Wikipedia's list of the 50 best-selling games of all time. The only Zelda game on it is BOTW. Breath of the Wild is the most mainstream the series has ever been.

I'm not saying it's what I want, I'm saying I think it's what they'll do.
 
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The best part of Twilight Princess was the beyblade.

I loved that thing. It was so fun.

The people on Kiwi Farms posting in the Zelda thread are not normal people. People are gonna want Link with the blue shirt, fighting giant Guardians and climbing towers and shit. Just like how the Mario Bros. movie had to have Mario Kart 8 shit shoehorned in, because Mario Kart 8 is the Mario game that everyone has played.

Look at Wikipedia's list of the 50 best-selling games of all time. The only Zelda game on it is BOTW. Breath of the Wild is the most mainstream the series has ever been.

I'm not saying it's what I want, I'm saying I think it's what they'll do.

I hope they at least show the green outfit in one scene if they aren't going to go with it for the long haul. It's iconic.

At least they didn't cave to the tranny. But I was 99.9% sure they'd never even considered it. The articles were planted to promote Hunter Girlcock, who I am sure looks far more masculine without the filters. They also wanted teens for the roles and I'm glad they went with unknowns. I don't have high hopes for the quality of the film though. It's a longshot, but I'd love to have Sheik in there. Just to see the trannies seethe about it.
 
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I was loudly ignoring this movie since it's announcement, but hearing that it isn't well known actors makes me sorta kinda optimistic? If it ends up sucking, at least the numbers will speak for itself rather than normies going to watch Zendaya or whatever other astroturfed actress they put in the dress.
I am hoping there's tard wrangling behind the scenes the way they did Mario movie.

I don't think it's hard to do a Zelda movie, because every Zelda game has simple formulas that can be recreated in different ways. Since they are reincarnations that have taken different roles over the years, liberties are so easy to take.

You would have to be a complete self absorbed retard hollywood bot to ruin this. Which is still, unfortunately, a very possible outcome. I never expect writers to not ruin things by inserting unnecessary bullshit. And unfortunately, Zelda would be an easy target because it's been scrutinized for years by the usual suspects because 'boy saves girl' plots.
 
That's okay.

Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom are great games.
Link Between Worlds is better, but the movie going public isn't ready for tranny Ganon.
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If they are going to adapt the games, and that is an if, there can only be a handful.

1. Link to the Past. It's just a classic, simple, straightforward story that doesn't require prior knowledge to get into.
2. Ocarina of Time. Basically created the entire timeline conundrum and is also pretty straightforward. Wind Waker and Twilight Princess are sequels in their own way, so those can't be adapted without OoT.
3. Breath of the Wild. New timeline, essentially. Problem is the story structure would be all fucked up. Don't see how you can do a movie where more than half of the story comes from flashbacks.

Skyward Sword... ehh... I guess you could do it since it's the first in the timeline but it doesn't have the same impact if you didn't play the older games. Also, lowest selling 3D Zelda game, so probably not happening.
 
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