Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[AnOminous]

@Saul Goodman why hast thou abandoned us ?

Clearly, it is because Len completely won. The judge realized the case was really about a vast conspiracy, and Saul is now resting in a hole in the New Mexico desert, while the other conspirators labor away on a chain gang, having been found guilty on the spot and immediately sentenced to life without parole.

 

[StallChaser]

Needs more baseball

I wonder who was pitching and who was catching?

 

[meanmutha]

Nothing more you can share besides that? Sorry, but this is less helpful and more annoying when a lot of the stuff we're getting in the thread is speculation. Unless you got some pics of the courthouse or anything that can even vaguely allude to you being there, this just comes off as trying to get easy cred in the Len thread.

(Which is kinda sad, given how most people are already burned out on this.)

I never said I was at the court. I said I met Lenny before, I knew him way back when. I'm like GookChoy I have many stories that are TRUE and he is just dyeing to know who I am.

 

[QT 219]

I never said I was at the court. I said I met Lenny before, I knew him way back when. I'm like GookChoy I have many stories that are TRUE and he is just dyeing to know who I am.

Please don't drop my name to give you credibility. That's bad form.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Im just gonna say this. I met the gut.

By itself, that's not really all that impressive. I mean, we've met the gut too; we live inside Len's bellybutton. Our servers are housed there, our apartments were built there. We even make hot, slimy, screeching love to each other there. Guys, gals, doesn't matter. Too dark to see. We just start pokin'. Even the women could jab all up into your armpit or buttocks or someplace. We just got used to it. To this very day, all of the frustration and anger Len's been dealing with from the farms all originated from his navel, wherein we are all comfortably and snugly living.

So, yeah, the gut's not impressive. What can ya tell us about his nipples? Puffy? Inverted?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

So, yeah, the gut's not impressive. What can ya tell us about his nipples? Puffy? Inverted?

I never met the guy but I can tell you everything about him is puffy and inverted.

 

[crayolasword]

Don't be fooled Puffertons. The war is still being waged. Even if it's only in Shaner's immigration.

 

[Cthulu]

Don't be fooled Puffertons. The war is still being waged. Even if it's only in Shaner's immigration.

Looks like he finally found out what those reckless endangerment charges are for.

 

[QT 219]

Don't be fooled Puffertons. The war is still being waged. Even if it's only in Shaner's immigration.

I want to believe that his computer has gained sentience and is fucking with his spellchecker.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Looks like he finally found out what those reckless endangerment charges are for.

But why specifically 3 counts? Did he do it 3 times or did he get charged for something even dumber that we don't yet know about?

 

[Admiral Piett]

I wonder how many times Saul has been tagged in the thread since the court date?

 

[Cthulu]

But why specifically 3 counts? Did he do it 3 times or did he get charged for something even dumber that we don't yet know about?

One count for each member of the trains crew.

 

[crayolasword]

I want to believe that his computer has gained sentience and is fucking with his spellchecker.

Not just sentience. It's plotting the worlds downfall.

Also more general saltiness since yesterday.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

What the fuck kind of comeback is "what brand do you wear?"

Is that another instance of him freaking the fuck out from failing to think of a comeback and just trying to change the subject?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I never said I was at the court. I said I met Lenny before, I knew him way back when. I'm like GookChoy I have many stories that are TRUE and he is just dyeing to know who I am.

You've alluded to knowing Len before, so just coming out now & saying you met him with no further elaboration while we were talking about the trial made it seem like you were hoarding cocks. Needless to say, people aren't happy about being jerked around, which is why we are reacting negatively.

Also here's your fish or whatever. I tagged you in a post earlier this week, but I guess you didn't see it.

 

[crayolasword]

Figured I'd put this up here since Lenny always denies taking pictures of young girls. Also this page is still being updated on facebook.

 

[CBQ_5632]

What the fuck kind of comeback is "what brand do you wear?"

Is that another instance of him freaking the fuck out from failing to think of a comeback and just trying to change the subject?

I'm pretty sure it's in response to the claims that he shits in diapers by claiming that the poster also shits his own diapers. "What brand do you wear" is Len essentially saying "It takes one to know one".

Pretty much the height of his wit.

 

[bloodcoffee]

I swear to god, Capcom needs to get in on this and make it into an Ace Attorney case. So many twists and turns, making my heart sink over and over.

 

[AnOminous]

But why specifically 3 counts? Did he do it 3 times or did he get charged for something even dumber that we don't yet know about?

I've gone into this previously, but my guess would be three separate victims.

That would justify asking for consecutive rather than concurrent sentences, i.e. one sentence for each count after the next, rather than serving time for all offenses simultaneously. That would effectively triple the potential exposure to incarceration.

Not that that's likely to happen, but multiple counts like that is a hardass prosecution tactic. It indicates seriousness and also is a good bargaining chip for forcing a tougher plea deal.

 

[Kirby]

In light of current events, it is evident that Shaner is still continuing to trespass on private property and harass innocent women and children even after being specifically told that he was banned from their property. Because Shaner is a danger to himself and others, I will now take it upon myself to come out of retirement and watch his every move. I never asked for this, but it is my duty. Remember Shaner, Bat Bee is always watching, so for your sake you better obey the law and stop acting like a criminal.