Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

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What the internet thinks of Len isn't RELEVANT to the charges at hand, the fact he's mocked on the Farms doesn't in any way shape or form affect whether or not he stood too close to a railroad track in SE Pennsylvania when he'd been repeatedly told not to.

That is the bottom line statement that Len will never, under any circumstances, fully and completely understand.

Forget trying to reason with him. Forget trying to make him feel shame. Nothing he does is embarrassing to himself as his ego precludes this from occurring. Len's inevitable and hilariously massive butthurt will stem from the judge and jury shitting on him for being an unrepentant, repeat offender. Then and only then will Len be able to process how much of a fuckup he is to feel an inkling of remorse.

Of course, that realization will be the equivalent of a flash of light when a mosquito hits a bug zapper; then he'll go right back to tarding out and claiming victory.
 
Incidentally, conspiracy is an affirmative defense. You have to produce the relevant evidence you were framed for it to work. In fact, all defenses, with very few exceptions are affirmative, if the defendant opens the door suggesting an explanation, he/she is admitting they did it. That's why a good and competent defense attorney always points out holes in the prosecutions case because they're whittling away at the prosecutors burden of proof, the "Beyond a reasonable doubt".

So far as I know, it isn't a named or enumerated affirmative defense, but it sort of acts like one in that it would only make sense in the context of prosecution evidence that, if believed, would make one guilty. One defense would be to present an alternative interpretation of the evidence (reasonable enough to create reasonable doubt), that the evidence was manufactured or otherwise made to look bad by the supposed conspiracy.

Len hasn't got anywhere near that theory, instead just caterwauling about meanies on the Internet and claiming they're various people involved in the case, based on no evidence at all. None of this would create a reasonable doubt as to his guilt when compared to photographs and witnesses testifying that he did, in fact, trespass, and was by his own admission notified about the fact that he was forbidden from entering the property, in writing, before he did it. After all, the notification is part of the "conspiracy" he complains about.

To the extent it is a defense, it would be excludable, because nothing Len has said is even remotely relevant to whether or not he trespassed or did the other things he's accused of doing. (Which is more or less in agreement with what you said.)

Also, so far as we know, Len does not have competent counsel, or any counsel at all. Despite the docket having been updated the day of the waived arraignment, there is no indication that any counsel appeared, and the only document was filed by Len himself, which he wouldn't be doing if he had counsel present.
 
Also, so far as we know, Len does not have competent counsel, or any counsel at all. Despite the docket having been updated the day of the waived arraignment, there is no indication that any counsel appeared, and the only document was filed by Len himself, which he wouldn't be doing if he had counsel present.

Can the judge stop all progress based on that? He would be the only one to want to do something about it, I don't see the prosecution wanting Len to have a good lawyer, and Len already thinks Hy is the best.
 
Can the judge stop all progress based on that? He would be the only one to want to do something about it, I don't see the prosecution wanting Len to have a good lawyer, and Len already thinks Hy is the best.

No. If you want to be an idiot and represent yourself, you have the right to do that.
 
No. If you want to be an idiot and represent yourself, you have the right to do that.
Is it possible that, when Len is referring to a Ball Team, he actually found either a group of weens crazy enough to find some irl to represent them or that he's collaborating with an equally retarded group of weens and they're trying to walk him through the court process so they can get "massive amount of lulz."

I know it's rather unlikely, but Len sperging out in the first part of the court saga was unlikely, and at this point I'm willing to believe that Len would think I'm a sentient goldfish if I said I was.
 
Is it possible that, when Len is referring to a Ball Team, he actually found either a group of cool guys crazy enough to find some irl to represent them or that he's collaborating with an equally retarded group of cool guys and they're trying to walk him through the court process so they can get "massive amount of lulz."

He has probably just named the contents of his scrotum a "Ball Team."
 
Hey guys, here's some new content. This was in my Facebook feed.

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Please fucking tell me Len isn't gonna start bugging Phil.

That kind of autism can only end in disaster. And not even the funny kind.

It's the CERN lolcow accelerator you send two autists along a mile long track and smash them into each other when they are near the speed of light, I think they are looking for new sources of theoretical lulz but others are saying something about the possibility of creating a autistic singularity comprising of nothing but Sonic, Trains and bad tattoos.
 
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It's the CERN lolcow accelerator you send two autists along a miles long track and smash them into each other when they are near the speed of light, I think they are looking for new sources of theoretical lulz but others are saying something about the possibility of creating a autistic singularity comprising of nothing but Sonic, Trains and bad tattoos.
The density of such concentrated tism would result in a man-made black hole, from which no neurotypical could escape.
 
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