We need to stop letting
@Schuylkill Valley get away with this lie (he seems to think -- like everything else -- that if he repeats it enough it will become true).
He was born
May 2, 1957. Which makes him
58, and not 46 (and thus older than Bob, incidentally).
I just realized something:
@Schuylkill Valley, you're a 58 year old virgin (and, no, pillows and blowup dolls don't count).
And for a moment that made me actually feel for you. But then I remembered how creepy and rapey you are. All for the best then, I suppose.