Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

[LoverofPi]

If you read his prior LPs, he would usually have a random digression during a boring part of the game where he would tell stories. I think one of them had his "daughter" doing the whole update with MSPaint style drawings and whatnot. It seems like this was always in him, but Covid seems to have made him go off the deep end. I'm glad that he's single handedly winning the war in Ukraine though, good for him. Er, I mean Number Two. She's the shit, I hear.

I remember those, but I had assumed it was kayfabe and not shit he actually thought people would believe. But yeah, I could see even that being part of the grand delusion, or at least what would lead to it if it wasn't already.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

I know there is no point trying to make sense of his stories but if you stole a car and then drove it to a beach and parked it on the dunes the owner of the car would report it missing and they would be very unlikely to get a parking ticket, and they would probably think it was a random joyride and even potentially become more suspicious of other races.

Every story makes him sound like a dick and while they are 99.999% fake it's probably a good indication that he really is a giant dick. If you are going to invent drama that you were involved in you are going to make yourself sound like the person that was in the right, if you make up a story where you kick a frail old man down because he laughed at your mask, and then throw his phone into a river, you don't come across as anything but a deranged psycho.

The problem with people like this is that if they really are demented then they may one day act out their delusions and he could become quite a danger to society, I won't be surprised if a fat 5'4 nerd calling himself Agent Graves appears in the happenings board for trying to assassinate someone someday.

 

[BlueSpark]

Slowbeef has officially announced the game he's been working on and released a trailer on Youtube:

https://nitter.net/slowbeef/status/1537789529830088707#m

Diabetus is excited:

Steam page link:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2019840/Atama/

The Youtube trailer:

 

[Ghostse]

Slowbeef has officially announced the game he's been working on and released a trailer on Youtube:
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https://nitter.net/slowbeef/status/1537789529830088707#m

Diabetus is excited:
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Steam page link:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2019840/Atama/

The Youtube trailer:

Cultural Appropriation during Asian American Heritage month?

 

[Kurtis Trent]

Slowbeef has officially announced the game he's been working on and released a trailer on Youtube:
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https://nitter.net/slowbeef/status/1537789529830088707#m

Diabetus is excited:
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Steam page link:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2019840/Atama/

The Youtube trailer:

looks like a puppetcombo knockoff

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Perhaps it will corner the market on giant floating head horror. Bets on if the game will end with a colossal head laying face up in a body of water?

My interest in this all depends on the type of game it is, is this one of those get the 10 pages before X gets you games or is it an adventure with multiple levels and a story and interesting scenarios (the stuff that makes Siren so good).

Any idea who makes up Team Zutsuu?

 

[BlueSpark]

Roe Vs Wade being overturned has upset the spergs. Distraught that she's no longer able to get the several abortions she was hoping for, VoidSperger reacts in her usual manner: advocating terrorism, treating her fans like garbage, and generally being insufferable:

VoidBurger tweeting from an alternate reality where contraception does not exist (VoidBurger's a labour activist btw):


Retweeting a fellow slactivist terrorist:


VoidBurger and her cuckworkers at Giantbomb are too busy scrolling social media looking for opportunities to rage and virtue signal to do their jobs (play videogames):


When these people lose their jobs after Giantbomb goes under they'll blame everyone but themselves.

Delete your period tracking apps:


VoidBurger casually encouraging morons to attempt to attack a building with snipers positioned on it and to attack judge's homes:




Apparently the GOP are running the government from the shadows, with Biden as their puppet:

Note that Jessica O'Brian, despite screeching about politics ceaselessly for more than a decade, has also not revolted. She whines on twitter and plays videogames for a living. She encourages other people to ruin their (and other people's) lives by committing acts of terrorism from the comfort of her apartment whilst she sits on her ass and does nothing but stoke the hatred that has made her country so politically divided.

Also LMAO:


If you're retarded to the point that you need an app to tell you if your genitals are bleeding, Slowboomer has you covered:


Chip has other things on his mind:

 

[Ghostse]

Roe Vs Wade being overturned has upset the spergs. Distraught that she's no longer able to get the several abortions she was hoping for, VoidSperger reacts in her usual manner: advocating terrorism, treating her fans like garbage, and generally being insufferable:

VoidBurger tweeting from an alternate reality where contraception does not exist (VoidBurger's a labour activist btw):
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Not with your withered ovaries they aren't.

 

[Something Awful]

I didn't know there were special driver's licenses for women in America. Are there ones for negroes as well?

 

[Ghostse]

I didn't know there were special driver's licenses for women in America. Are there ones for negroes as well?

Women get the same drivers license as the chinese. Negroes just don't bother; if you're getting got for stealing a car, what's another 90 days for no license? You plead out that DA will drop it or let you serve that concurrent.

 

[BlueSpark]

VoidBurger getting triggered on behalf of the neurodivergent:

 

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VoidBurger getting triggered on behalf of the neurodivergent:
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"Reee!" ~Person getting offended by "reee!"

 

[Kurtis Trent]

VoidBurger getting triggered on behalf of the neurodivergent:
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nice, love me some triggered reeetards.
Gonna add to my wishlist.

Edit: nevermind, the devs bent the knee

 

[proteus4994]

VoidBurger getting triggered on behalf of the neurodivergent:
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To be fair, she’s actually defending the game here, albeit in the most mealymouthed white guilt kind of way.

 

[Adamska]

VoidBurger getting triggered on behalf of the neurodivergent:
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Let's be fair; she is a retard who thinks that her LPs of a game done by literally anyone else over a decade ago means she's still relevant. She clearly has autism, unlike most people who speak for the retarded do.

 

[TVB]

VoidBurger getting triggered on behalf of the neurodivergent:
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I'm gonna say it, she needs a Snickers.

 

[CptnSnshn]

If you're retarded to the point that you need an app to tell you if your genitals are bleeding, Slowboomer has you covered:

To be fair it's less about that and more about tracking which days you're most and least fertile so you know when it's safe to get your back blown out.

 

[BlueSpark]

Fortunately the devs removed the ableist language:



Chip, no!


Shitposting aside, VoidBurger and Chip really do look like a tranny couple

 

[Nod Flenders]

Shitposting aside, VoidBurger and Chip really do look like a tranny couple

You got that right. Void definitely wears the pants in that relationship.

 

[Ververg]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, NUMBER TWO IS OKAY!!! I'm sure you ALL know about how the situation in Ukraine has mysteriously gotten worse lately? That's because last month, Number Two, the French mercenary demoness and confidant of Lets Player The Dark Id, was out of action after getting shot in the rear end. But now, Id, has updated us on her status in the politics channel of his discord.