Let's talk about Chris sins.

[Pikonic]

Chris must have committed a shit ton of sins in his previous life. That's why Emmanuel God gave him the finger by giving him autism in this one.

Perhaps he was Hitler

 

[The Dude]

Chris must have committed a shit ton of sins in his previous life. That's why Emmanuel God gave him the finger by giving him autism in this one.

Call it karma, poetic justice, the wrath of a disapproving God, universal balance...Chris only gets what he deserves. His just desserts. His "comeuppance" if you will.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Alec call stuff

It's dumbfounding how you can look at stuff I told him almost 4 years ago, and you could repeat the exact same things to him on the subject of his current bullshit because he hasn't learned anything.

 

[The Dude]

Chris must have committed a shit ton of sins in his previous life. That's why Emmanuel God gave him the finger by giving him autism in this one.

Perhaps he was Hitler

Not even Hitler deserves the life of Chris.

Alec call stuff

It's dumbfounding how you can look at stuff I told him almost 4 years ago, and you could repeat the exact same things to him on the subject of his current bullshit because he hasn't learned anything.

 

[exball]

Chris must have committed a shit ton of sins in his previous life. That's why Emmanuel God gave him the finger by giving him autism in this one.

Perhaps he was Hitler

Not even Hitler deserves the life of Chris.

Maybe he is the combined evil of Hitler Stalin and Ted Bundy.

 

[Pikonic]

Alec call stuff

It's dumbfounding how you can look at stuff I told him almost 4 years ago, and you could repeat the exact same things to him on the subject of his current bullshit because he hasn't learned anything.

The Alec calls and the Father call are Christory research gold. Recently when a new thread pops up I do a quick eyeball of those calls. I've mentioned the Alec calls a grand amount of times. IMHO Chris should probably review them.

Not even Hitler deserves the life of Chris.

Touché

 

[A-№1]

Not even Hitler deserves the life of Chris.

The only person who deserves the life of Chris… is Chris. It's practically zen.

 

[Tiresome]

Chris sins? Well, Chris sin moderación, Chris sin inteligencia, Chris sin atractivo. Oh wait, that should be "Ricardo."

 

[The Dude]

Alec call stuff

It's dumbfounding how you can look at stuff I told him almost 4 years ago, and you could repeat the exact same things to him on the subject of his current bullshit because he hasn't learned anything.

The Alec calls and the Father call are Christory research gold. Recently when a new thread pops up I do a quick eyeball of those calls. I've mentioned the Alec calls a grand amount of times. IMHO Chris should probably review them.

Not even Hitler deserves the life of Chris.

Touché

Also Hitler was actually a fairly talented artist. Chris...well...

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I wonder if Chris ever felt sick looking at Jesus's bare chest on the crucifix when he went to church. That would be priceless.

 

[rosechuismywaifu]

The idea of what constitutes as a sin varies from person to person, as faith is a fluid thing and people can believe what they choose to believe. In Chris's mind, he has committed no sins. However, this doesn't mean that he hasn't done a shit-ton of terrible things during his life.

 

[Hasharin]

Chris has no sins. Everyone else does. Hell, he's not a Christian, he's the Christian, TRUE and HONEST.

He really has a lot of fans- people even named religion after him.

 

[For The Internet]

Chris himself says that sex without love is a sin.

Says the guy who bought a hooker.

 

[Kosher Dill]

You don't know that he didn't say "I love you" while he was doing the do.

For that mental image, you're welcome

 

[The Dude]

You don't know that he didn't say "I love you" while he was doing the do.

For that mental image, you're welcome

Now imagine him slipping and calling the hooker "Mommy" after saying "I love you." You're welcome.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Whatever that poor woman was paid, it can't have been enough XD

 

[Night Terror]

You don't know that he didn't say "I love you" while he was doing the do.

For that mental image, you're welcome

Now imagine him slipping and calling the hooker "Mommy" after saying "I love you." You're welcome.

Now why did you have to go and say that.

 

[SodomyRocket]

Whatever that poor woman was paid, it can't have been enough XD

considering the bent duck and greasy film across his body. Shes probably in therapy.

 

[José Mourinho]

I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

You don't know that he didn't say "I love you" while he was doing the do.

True. Chris is the kind of person who thinks he can make reality whatever he wants it to be by saying a few empty words.