Let's talk about Chris sins.

[Pikonic]

You don't know that he didn't say "I love you" while he was doing the do.

For that mental image, you're welcome

Now imagine him slipping and calling the hooker "Mommy" after saying "I love you." You're welcome.

Thanks man, I was about to eat. The Dude's weight loss program has another satisfied customer.

 

[The Dude]

You don't know that he didn't say "I love you" while he was doing the do.

For that mental image, you're welcome

Now imagine him slipping and calling the hooker "Mommy" after saying "I love you." You're welcome.

Thanks man, I was about to eat. The Dude's weight loss program has another satisfied customer.

Who loves ya baby?

 

[Fishkill]

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Replace that gypsy chick with Megan and you're golden.
Also, but no limited to:

NOT ABSTAINING FROM ALL APPEARANCE OF EVIL
1 Thes 5:22 .

ACCUSING
Jude 9; 2 Pe 2:11


NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THINE INIQUITY
Jere 3:13


JUDGING GOD’S SERVANTS
Ro 14:4,10

NOT VISITING GOD’S CHILDREN THAT ARE SICK
Mt 25:43

ADULTERY
Mt 19:18; Gen 39:7-9; Ex 20:14

To look on a woman to lust is adultery
Mt 5:28; 2 Pe 2:14


AFRAID of people or circumstances
Ps 112:7


UNJUSTIFIED ANGER (WRATHS)

Pv 27:4; 29:22; Ex 6:9; 2 Cor 12:20


ANGRY WITH YOUR BROTHER
Mt 5:22


ANXIOUS ( )
Phili 4:6 NIV


ACCEPTING A BRIBE
Ex 23:8; Ps 26:10


ARGUING

Pv 17:14; 18:6; Titus 3:9; 2 Tim 2:23
12.



ARROGANCE

Mk 7:22 NIV; Isa 2:17,11 NIV; Ro 1:30; 2 Cor 11:20; Isa 13:11


ASSAULT
Ex 21:18,19; Acts 14:5


BITTERNESS

Acts 8:23; Ro 3:14; Eph 4:31; Heb 12:15


BLASPHEMOUS
Mk 7:22; Jude 10



DESPISING ONE OF GOD’S CHILDREN
Mt 18:10


Is the same as despising God
Lk 10:16

BEING AGAINST A CHILD OF GOD
Ps 11:2


BUSYBODIES (meddling)
Pv 20:3; 1 Tim 5:13


PUTTING CARES OF THIS WORLD BEFORE GOD
Mk 4:19; Lk 8:14; 21:34

NOT HAVING CHARITY
1 Cor 13:2


NOT ENDURING GOD’S CHASTENING
Heb 12:7,8




NOT BECOMING AS A LITTLE CHILD BEFORE GOD (NOT HUMBLING YOURSELF)
Mt 18:3


I may have missed a few, fell free to chime in.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I wonder if Chris ever felt sick looking at Jesus's bare chest on the crucifix when he went to church. That would be priceless.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

I can picture Chris getting to heaven, declaring he deserves to get in heaven because of his 'achievements' and how 'great' he is, Jesus says "I don't know you", prompting Chris to get into a rage about how Jesus is a troll and kicking the autistic, and then he gets sent to hell.

 

[random_pickle]

Chris is the clearest example of someone who has committed all of the Seven Deadly Sins. In Dante's Inferno, there would have to be another ring added specifically for Chris.

It already exists. It's called 14 Branchland Court.

So does that make Barb Balphomet or Belial?

Neither, she's the glutton:

NSFW

Spoiler

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Chrissy really has only 1real sin and its Pride. Everything else that is wrong with him comes from his overweening sense of self-worth.

Rule #1. I am Chrissy thy god, all else pales before me
Rule#2. See Rule #1

 

[MetroidJunkie]

Chrissy really has only 1real sin and its Pride. Everything else that is wrong with him comes from his overweening sense of self-worth.

Rule #1. I am Chrissy thy god, all else pales before me
Rule#2. See Rule #1

I see it more like Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, appears to be prideful and thumbs his nose down on everyone but is actually trying to mask insecurity and enviousness. Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Chrissy really has only 1real sin and its Pride. Everything else that is wrong with him comes from his overweening sense of self-worth.

Rule #1. I am Chrissy thy god, all else pales before me
Rule#2. See Rule #1

I see it more like Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, appears to be prideful and thumbs his nose down on everyone but is actually trying to mask insecurity and enviousness. Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

I'm not too sure that Chris really feels insecurity on anything other than his man-boobs. And even then, it hasn't stopped him from parading around in public semi-nude.

 

[exball]

Chrissy really has only 1real sin and its Pride. Everything else that is wrong with him comes from his overweening sense of self-worth.

Rule #1. I am Chrissy thy god, all else pales before me
Rule#2. See Rule #1

I see it more like Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, appears to be prideful and thumbs his nose down on everyone but is actually trying to mask insecurity and enviousness. Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

I'm not too sure that Chris really feels insecurity on anything other than his man-boobs. And even then, it hasn't stopped him from parading around in public semi-nude.

That's the sexiest picture ever. How is Chris not rolling in China by now?

 

[The Dude]

^^^If I ever decide to cosplay it would be of Chris in that picture.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I think all of Chris's sins can be roped under one parent sin, which is "not caring what God says or what the Bible's rules are".

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

^ I was thinking today that his chief shortcoming is being a pigheaded fool and being unwilling to learn and improve himself. I'm pretty sure there's something about that in the Bible, probably in Proverbs.

But being apathetic and ignorant of what his God expects from him is a major sin as well.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

I think all of Chris's sins can be roped under one parent sin, which is "not caring what God says or what the Bible's rules are".

In other words, thinking he's better than god. I don't want to imply Chris is as bad as Satan, but Satan also had a problem with thinking he knows better than god.

 

[The Dude]

I think all of Chris's sins can be roped under one parent sin, which is "not caring what God says or what the Bible's rules are".

Oh yeah, like how he'll quote Leviticus 18:22 "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination." about homosexuality, but ignore Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." God hate fags and tomgirls equally.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

Oh yeah, like how he'll quote Leviticus 18:22 "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination." about homosexuality, but ignore Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." God hate fags and tomgirls equally.

To be fair, the context is that "Women must not pretend to be men, and men must not pretend to be women. The Lord your God is disgusted with people who do that." but I'm sure it still applies to Chris.

 

[The Dude]

Oh yeah, like how he'll quote Leviticus 18:22 "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination." about homosexuality, but ignore Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." God hate fags and tomgirls equally.

To be fair, the context is that "Women must not pretend to be men, and men must not pretend to be women. The Lord your God is disgusted with people who do that." but I'm sure it still applies to Chris.

Chris is living proof that God has a wicked sense of humor, along with the Platypus.

 

[SodomyRocket]

^ eh the Platypus has poison barbs. Chris has a poisonous Barb. even goofy animals have it better than him.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Oh yeah, like how he'll quote Leviticus 18:22 "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination." about homosexuality, but ignore Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." God hate fags and tomgirls equally.

To be fair, the context is that "Women must not pretend to be men, and men must not pretend to be women. The Lord your God is disgusted with people who do that." but I'm sure it still applies to Chris.

Chris is living proof that God has a wicked sense of humor, along with the Platypus.

I'd liken Chris more to the dodo.

 

[The Dude]

To be fair, the context is that "Women must not pretend to be men, and men must not pretend to be women. The Lord your God is disgusted with people who do that." but I'm sure it still applies to Chris.

Chris is living proof that God has a wicked sense of humor, along with the Platypus.

I'd liken Chris more to the dodo.

Yeah, but Chris has the uncanny ability to survive so it's Chris 1 Dodos 0.