Let's talk about Chris sins.

[CatParty]

I'd liken Chris more to the dodo.

More like the doodoo

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

Just saw Se7en, so bumping...

If Chris were in Se7en, John Doe only had one person to kill.

 

[exball]

Just saw Se7en, so bumping...

If Chris were in Se7en, John Doe only had one person to kill.

WHATS IN THE FUCKING BREIFS! Just kidding I already know what's in the briefs.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I think all of Chris's sins can be roped under one parent sin, which is "not caring what God says or what the Bible's rules are".

Oh yeah, like how he'll quote Leviticus 18:22 "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination." about homosexuality, but ignore Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." God hate fags and tomgirls equally.

My personal favorite: he ignores Matthew 6:5; Chris will stop at nothing to over-exalt himself, whether or not he's in a position to do so (and he isn't 99.99% of the time).

 

[Kosher Dill]

My personal favorite: he ignores Matthew 6:5

By "Matthew" you mean the collected sayings of Matthew Devoria, right? It's in my personal Bible.

 

[exball]

My personal favorite: he ignores Matthew 6:5

By "Matthew" you mean the collected sayings of Matthew Devoria, right? It's in my personal Bible.

Thou shalt not play pokemans.
Thou shalt not mock 911
Thou shalt not play with kids stuff.

 

[Pikonic]

My personal favorite: he ignores Matthew 6:5

By "Matthew" you mean the collected sayings of Matthew Devoria, right? It's in my personal Bible.

Thou shalt not play pokemans.
Thou shalt not mock 911
Thou shalt not play with kids stuff.

Thou shall BE A MAN!