Line Of The Day

[Jonah Hill poster]

For the nothing ever happens bros, I am in communication with a very high ranking former dem staffer. You don’t know her name but you all know the names she has worked for. She’s following this with keen interest. Take that for what it’s worth.

“That would be a bombshell — far more than trump’s stuff because it involves a kid and educator.” - her

I'm actually in contact with even more very high ranking former dem staffers and they said you're a faggot.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Niggers gonna actually save us, aren't they? If they do, i'll refrain from the N word for at least 6 months.

Fuck that, I'll say it with pride.

 

[Trombonista]

Y’all have no idea the absolute rape of the English language I’ve seen from officers that were allegedly college educated. It. Fucking. Hurts.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm glad the paywall popped up less than a second after the pictures did. I saw more than enough.

I would have personally given blowjobs to a barn full of horses to be allowed to drive the Gumball rally in a used Toyota Echo.

 

[Trombonista]

I can admire the creativity but this dude clearly has some dead hookers in his basement.

 

[Trombonista]

I am a monument to all your autism.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Why the fuck are you on HRT if you're "non-binary" anyways? What's the point? I thought you were neither male nor female, so why are you a woman shooting up cross sex hormones? What does that even achieve in the pursuit of your totally real and 100% valid non-made-up identity?

Oh, that's right. Nothing. Because you're fucking retarded. Consider suicide.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

This trolling is fucking shit. You're gonna have to try harder because you're only trolling yourself.

 

[Trombonista]

I will never forgive Elon Musk for making the letter X uncool.

 

[Trombonista]

Interestingly enough in the presidential penis log (yes this exists) Trump is the second smallest
For those who are curious Lyndon B. Johnson is the biggest
Don't ask why I know this stuff

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I jay-walked in new york city in 1998.

You're basically Rosa Parks, congratulations.

 

[Trombonista]

"Look at the absolute state of my life, I'm reduced to fucking Rebecca Gerber. Please, for the love of God, take me back!"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

My fellow Kiwis, whatever the results of this elections just know, Life will go on. Realize that you have so much to be blessed for and that whatever the future has in store for you will come to pass.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

IF TRUMP WINS I WILL CONSIDER DATING A NON WHITE WOMAN. NON-WHITE BROS CARRYING THIS ELECTION

 

[Trombonista]

We're all weirdos here, thank God. How boring the world would be without us.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

By the way, the FBI answered my FOIA to find out why they were subpoenaing my Google account, and I got a Glomar response: "can neither confirm nor deny", a national security exemption to FOIA.

 

[Trombonista]

You guys are cowards, if Glip wants to paint abominations with her own period blood while high as a kite on shrooms, i say bring it the fuck on, its gonna be a riot to laugh at

 

[Trombonista]

The middle ages were wilder than people realize.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Everybody damn well knows mexicans are the absolute literal scum od the earth but there are also the muslim terrorists always hiding behind sunglasses and on their iphones, also blacks are normally thugs smashin windows while screamimg nigga lives totally hekking matter when yoi know they damn well dont

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This is so true, I called my dog a nigger the other night when I was drunk as fuck and found he had pooped on the floor, and now a black doctor won't cure cancer sorry y'all