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[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

...her vulva has got to be poking through like a chimp eating ice cream through a knothole.

A vajazzled penis is still a penis.

 

[Trombonista]

blaxploitation nosferatu is like if a jump scare was a person. if he legit is robbing people, he probably doesn’t even have to carry a gun. yeah here, have my purse, please don’t curse my bloodline for the next couple generations/kidnap me back to your home planet

 

[Trombonista]

Counter point, you aren't blowing a dude to get into an AA meeting.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Chris is a career felon, so I suppose they wanted him to die as he lived: getting Mirandized.

 

[Trombonista]

Fascism is when I'm kicked out of the movie theater for causing a disturbance, and Communism is the interracial couple onscreen that incited my reaction.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I am almost embarrassed to admit that I'm sitting here having a serious conversation about financial matters with some fucktard named euphoria boners.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

There is only one problem present in the world of gambling and that is losing and if you can eliminate that problem then you don't have a problem.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

The internet has turned "finding humor in confessing relatable foibles" into an arms race of performative spastics

 

[Trombonista]

You shouldn't hate anyone. It's a waste of your life.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

The good news is my girlfriend has a pretty serious case of schizophrenia but she is so sweet and nice and she loves me so much and she makes Valentines for me and she writes songs about me.. and I show her that I love her by treating her like a human cum dumpster.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

On this day in history I went to a Burger King in a mall and as I was ordering both me and the server both saw a rat on her side of the counter and I continued to make my order

 

[Am I Very Wrong]

The less there is, the less is gonna break

 

[soft breathing]

This scrote isn't just an NPC, he's one of those buggy background characters no one can get rid of but he keeps clipping through walls or whatever.

closely followed by this lovely exchange:

of course his french and retarded

Why did you repeat yourself?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

People in the US underestimate the threat of the jeets. If you want to see just how shit (heh) they are, just look at Canada. The wave of jeets invading the North is insane. The chinks are at least capable of being productive. Jeets only know how to cheat, scam, and beg for bobs/vagene. Day of the flush can't come soon enough.

 

[Trombonista]

CWC has become Liquid Guillaume
Weirdest timeline

 

[Trombonista]

You had me at big titties, but you lost me at brony.

 

[Trombonista]

It just struck me that there are Kiwis reading this who weren't even born when Polissa's yeast infection started.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

She really is like a china doll, though - out of place and creepy and you just want to shove it into a cupboard or out the window.

 

[Trombonista]

This just proves my theory that this is a lolcows world, we're just living in it.

 

[Trombonista]

Moral of this story: just drink some damn water.