Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

I'll resist the temptation to make a joke about Kim's genitalia here, and I hope my sacrifice is appreciated.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Fuck you. You can't tell me what to do.

 

[Trombonista]

Can we please stop acting like this is solely Robyn's fault? She's Voldemort but her horcruxes are still vital pieces.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

idk why do instathots and tiktok girlies make me feel like I'm seeing a pile of writhing maggots eating my lunch?

 

[Trombonista]

I’m convinced more people went “who?” when hearing RFK endorsed Trump than actual RFK supporters committed to voting for Trump.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You repeat yourself with little variation and cannot recognize sarcasm or parody. I'll take what you've said as an admission to mild retardation.

Coming from an insipid poster of whom the bulk of his messages consists of 'i-know-you-are-but-what-am-i?' type comebacks, this is rather rich.

That's a load of shit but I'll allow it just this once.

 

[Trombonista]

When Trump screams for unity, half of his party try to oust their own Speaker of The House.

 

[Trombonista]

Hire me people. I'm not normally a complete retard.

"Sir...this is Arlington. Not a Dennys. We are going for solemn. Not 'excited that your kids meal has arrived to the table'"

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

He Wentao's younger brother, He Wutao, is of short stature and a piece of shit like He Wentao.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

He literally can't write a clear statement, because of his mental retardation.

Also I think just being a fat faggot with bitch tits is also a barrier.

 

[Trombonista]

If I ever have a camel (I'm never going to have a camel) I'm going to be really, really, really nice to it.

 

[Trombonista]

In case you forgot: this is a gossip forum dedicated to gawking at eccentric people known as Lolcows. A/N has more or less become a containment zone for the rest of the forum to gawk at Polfaggots. It’s like having our own little Stormfront fags to laugh at.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

whether skinny or fat a faggot is still a faggot.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It sure stinks of doomerfaggot in here. Total Doomnigger Death.

 

[Trombonista]

Dave makes me believe that God has a sense of humor

God gave our buddy Dave the urge to play guitar but only enough talent to be barely mediocre at it.

If God had made Dave good at the guitar he could have made a living playing it or if He made Dave bad at it he would have given up on it. but no Dave is tolerably passable at it so we get the entertainment that is the life of David Muscato.

This alone proves that God exists and he loves us.

He just doesn't like Dave.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

The actual history of troons outside of a medical context is a series of isolated cross-dressers until social media and Internet porn.

 

[The Un-Clit]

STOP CLAPPING YOUR FUCKING BLACK HOOKER PRIVILEGE AT MY CATS

 

[Trombonista]

I will never stop loving how the Farms will, at the drop of a hat, suddenly demonstrate encyclopedic knowledge about any random subject because a person of interest was stupid enough to dip their toes in it

 

[Trombonista]

Crazy unhinged rambling and hundreds of saved pictures of an anime armadillo named John. I live for this shit.

 

[Trombonista]

Bossman Jack fucked ur mom so hard she went back in time to give birth to you.