Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

I'd tell her to put her big-girl pants on, but she's clearly out-fatted all of the big-girl pants.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

i like bread

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Cut me loose, you silly goose

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I got honey for my chamomile tea I feel less racist. But still racist.

 

[Trombonista]

Imagine making a product so shitty that no one can tell if it blowing up was a mistake or on purpose.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

All cheesesteaks are garbage. Fake cheese absolutely slathered on greasy shaved beef. Eating a cheesesteak is a negative indicator of intelligence, and it’s no wonder that they find their origin in that armpit of the United States known as Philadelphia.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

 

[Trombonista]

Give an autist unlimited money and this happens.

 

[ExFoedere]

2 mynas know how to use automatic doors at shopping mall to get out.

 

[Trombonista]

This does it. I hereby request our own horrifying that's 500 times bigger and change the name to Hooliday.

Respectfully submitted,
Me

 

[Trombonista]

"Florida Woman Arrested After Stealing An Electric Razor and Putting It Inside Her Vagina"

 

[Trombonista]

You don't have to say you're autistic
You're already here

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

2025: The year sex turned into a math problem.

 

[Trombonista]

To be fair, it took a telephone pole for Dunn to stop drinking.

 

[Trombonista]

Anyone can have a point. It doesn't mean it's a good point.

 

[Trombonista]

you could've just drew Garfield and avoided this whole thing

 

[Trombonista]

While we all hate Cyrax and pedos in general we hate double posting more.

 

[Trombonista]

I feel a disturbance, as if millions of Bears fans uttered "Finally".

 

[Trombonista]

Middle schoolers are the meanest people on Earth. I only wish Trump was doing something about THEM.

 

[Trombonista]

"Staggeringly Horny at Target Pharmacy" sounds like the worst punk band ever.