Line Of The Day

[Achtung Bitter]

Possible ratings manipulation. Harassment website

 

[Trombonista]

If you read the little newsprint pamphlet that came with the Sea-Monkey Ocean-Zoo, you've done more research on parenting than Becky.

 

[Trombonista]

I am willing to bet my left nipple (which is my favourite nipple) that she doesn’t make it 3 months into that child’s life without buying some frivolous and then ebegging for necessities.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

oppressive and mean; employing the same censorship tactics as North Korea to continue in their efforts to kick autistics

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I too am a former KGB agent, this is 100% true. Trump is an African American gentleman that we recruited outside a jazz club in Memphis back in '83 and gave plastic surgery to make him look white. Unfortunately our limited technology resulted in him having an orange tint, but so far nobody noticed.

We pay him in reefer cigarettes and white women.

 

[Trombonista]

A part of me wants to reply to DOGE Czar with

1. Cranked the hog.
2. Cranked the hog.
3. Cranked the hog.
4. Cranked the hog.
5. Responded to this stupid email.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Fine as a glowie I release the logs that only people here will care about.
TOP THREE PLAYAS ON Epstein Island:

1. Liz "No Dong "Fong. - Known for wanting some dude named "Nigger Balls" to rub his axe wound while he played countless hours of Dwarf Fortress and complained about various stalking websites.
2. MovieBob - Visited countless times, but still never had sex.
3. Tarl Warwick - Constantly was drugged out and demanding women dress as owls while he threw various warlock curses at them while jacking his weiner. Called it the Stolas semen special.

 

[Trombonista]

“Absconder” is far too classy a word to use in conjunction with Dalton. I wish they could just say “the retard done bailed.”

 

[Trombonista]

"Disgusting" is obviously in the eye of the beholder but personally, America is fat and I would not have sex with it.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

I'm not saying you can't use Linux, I'm just saying you can't be within 50 feet of a minor.

 

[Trombonista]

This is the funniest ultimatum I've ever seen "Clean your fucking bathtub or you're getting site banned again", god I love this website.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Shows her giant lace bloomers because she flirts like a fucking bulldozer.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I always knew that nigga wasn't really black. A real black man never goes shoeless on the beach nor at a pool or waterpark.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

He's deeper in the closet than Narnia.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

This whole site is a fucking joke

 

[Trombonista]

What the fuck guys? If you'd have told me I could get my posts into book I'd have been alogging here everyday.

You can't win on anime online. Your waifu is ALWAYS shit and the anime you watch is TRASH. If you argue against this you are a mongoloid.

 

[Epikusername4]

"Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor" - Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri

 

[Trombonista]

I write about trump, elon and US politics in all threads. The people in foodie beauty's thread have some great insight on the economy.

 

[Trombonista]

We're all on the farms, you think any of us are smart?

 

[Trombonista]

i like how you expect normal human behavior from crackheads