Live Action/CGI Rescue Rangers Movie In The Works - Another one

[MasterDisaster]

There was another one that was was just as reviled, if not more, than Bonkers.

Originally a French comic book series Disney made their own version of the show that sucked balls. It survived just one season in the US before getting canceled. It was part of Raw Toonage (Great nineties name, right?) and there'd be three shorts; Marsupilami, Sebastian the Crab (Yes, the Little Mermaid) and the equally bad Shnookums and Meat. CBS picked up Marsupilami and ran the series a bit longer and Shnookums and Meat eventually got it's own spinoff as well.

Disney also spent a lot of the nineties making animated series for a lot of their movies. The Lion King had Timon and Pumbaa, The Little Mermaid, The Emperors New School...quite a few. I was a huge fan of the Aladdin animated series; they had recurring villains, interesting plotlines and a pretty good voice cast.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The only good thing I remember about the old Disney TV shows is that they all had pretty good production values. That was it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Emperor's new School had at least one panty shot per episode.

 

[Stardust]

They better not fuck up that catchy theme song with some hip remix.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

There was another one that was was just as reviled, if not more, than Bonkers.

Originally a French comic book series Disney made their own version of the show that sucked balls. It survived just one season in the US before getting canceled. It was part of Raw Toonage (Great nineties name, right?) and there'd be three shorts; Marsupilami, Sebastian the Crab (Yes, the Little Mermaid) and the equally bad Shnookums and Meat. CBS picked up Marsupilami and ran the series a bit longer and Shnookums and Meat eventually got it's own spinoff as well.

Disney also spent a lot of the nineties making animated series for a lot of their movies. The Lion King had Timon and Pumbaa, The Little Mermaid, The Emperors New School...quite a few. I was a huge fan of the Aladdin animated series; they had recurring villains, interesting plotlines and a pretty good voice cast.

Woah, you just unearthed a long forgotten memory. I think I merged this monstrosity with Bonkers in my mind.

They did both have that same.... annoyance.... factor, though, so easy mistake.

 

[friedshrimp]

I can't wait to see it.

 

[JohnMatrix]

Will Gadget be in it? If not Numerous people including the cult from Russia will no doubt boycott the movie

Also I doubt this will be about the Rescue Rangers in the end. It will be just about Chip n Dale. An Alvin and the Chipmunks type movie

 

[AnOminous]

Will Gadget be in it? If not Numerous people including the cult from Russia will no doubt boycott the movie

If there is no Gadget in the movie furfags all over the world will organize and burn down theaters.

 

[Adamska]

I'm reviving this fucking thread because the horrid trailer came out and it was certainly something.

I could choose to talk about the smoothbrains directing this nightmare, since they believe a post-ironic film which is a bootleg Roger Rabbit is a genius idea. I could shit on the narcissism of the cast, who refused to do voices for the character so they can be recognized as they themselves. Hell, I could even talk about the lazy and horrid visuals for this trash.

But honestly I just want pour acid salt all over this one snapshot of one small scene, since it was horrifying and broke half the minds of the people I saw this with:

An obese CGI rat moaning for "more please" in a very uncomfortable upward angle.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

I'm reviving this fucking thread because the horrid trailer came out and it was certainly something.

I could choose to talk about the smoothbrains directing this nightmare, since they believe a post-ironic film which is a bootleg Roger Rabbit is a genius idea. I could shit on the narcissism of the cast, who refused to do voices for the character so they can be recognized as they themselves. Hell, I could even talk about the lazy and horrid visuals for this trash.

But honestly I just want pour acid salt all over this one snapshot of one small scene, since it was horrifying and broke half the minds of the people I saw this with:
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An obese CGI rat moaning for "more please" in a very uncomfortable upward angle.

Does that CGI mouse have a bulge? WTF.

 

[TVB]

There was another one that was was just as reviled, if not more, than Bonkers.

Originally a French comic book series Disney made their own version of the show that sucked balls. It survived just one season in the US before getting canceled. It was part of Raw Toonage (Great nineties name, right?) and there'd be three shorts; Marsupilami, Sebastian the Crab (Yes, the Little Mermaid) and the equally bad Shnookums and Meat. CBS picked up Marsupilami and ran the series a bit longer and Shnookums and Meat eventually got it's own spinoff as well.

Disney also spent a lot of the nineties making animated series for a lot of their movies. The Lion King had Timon and Pumbaa, The Little Mermaid, The Emperors New School...quite a few. I was a huge fan of the Aladdin animated series; they had recurring villains, interesting plotlines and a pretty good voice cast.

For me, there are only two 90s shows from Disney TVA that are good, and both being Recess and Pepper Ann (the former was the company's more popular animated TV series well before Kim Possible and Phineas & Ferb, and none of them use the same jaded Disney animation style).

 

[That Guy George]

I'm reviving this fucking thread because the horrid trailer came out and it was certainly something.

I could choose to talk about the smoothbrains directing this nightmare, since they believe a post-ironic film which is a bootleg Roger Rabbit is a genius idea. I could shit on the narcissism of the cast, who refused to do voices for the character so they can be recognized as they themselves. Hell, I could even talk about the lazy and horrid visuals for this trash.

But honestly I just want pour acid salt all over this one snapshot of one small scene, since it was horrifying and broke half the minds of the people I saw this with:
View attachment 3300895

An obese CGI rat moaning for "more please" in a very uncomfortable upward angle.

Thanks, I hate it

 

[Randall Fragg]

9003 hours in photoshop

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The movie is out.

Gadget and Zipper had kids.

That’s not a joke.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

I could choose to talk about the smoothbrains directing this nightmare, since they believe a post-ironic film which is a bootleg Roger Rabbit is a genius idea. I could shit on the narcissism of the cast, who refused to do voices for the character so they can be recognized as they themselves.

Could you expand upon this? I want to hear more, unironically.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Could you expand upon this? I want to hear more, unironically.

Chip and Dale are just Mulaney and Sandburg’s normal voices. They’re not pitched to match the usual chipmunk voice at all.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I hope you're all enjoying your weekend talking about this as much as i am......I hate everything and everyone who isn't a kiwi right now!

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

Fuck it, here is a comprehensive list of all the references I can remember in the film because this is likely the only reason people are interested.

Spoiler: References

• Movie begins with a school scene. In the school you can see character designs reminiscent of Mickey Mouse cartoons, The Simpsons, and Daria.
• In the school scene, Chip has a Knight Rider lunch box
• Talent show includes a Transformer.
• Chip & Dale get their start being dancing extras on Full House
• Chip & Dale get split up because Dale stars in a James Bond spoof.
• Convention includes Rey and Kylo Ren rats, an anime girl, and I believe a Transformer.
• Dale is at a convention, here we get 4 prominent character cameos. Ugly Sonic, Marvel’s Tigra, Beauty & The Beast’s Lumier, and Bloo from the live action Jungle Book.
• Cut to Chip’s home which has a few references. The most obvious is live action Alvin & the Chipmunks playing, which Dale scoffs at as they are selling out with CGI and rap, this becomes a plot point later. His fridge contains items with Fog Horn Leghorn and Ice Age’s Scrat. Here we also see Flounder from the Little Mermaid go missing.
• Dale leaves his play later in the film and we get a bunch of references. Chun Li and Squidward have stars. Baby Fast & The Furious and Batman vs ET are on bill boards.
• Batman vs ET gets a full scene in the film. Mr Natural is also a billboard.
• Police scene has cars designed like the Pixar characters
• Police chief designed like Dumby and extra cops are the donut characters from Sugar Rush in Wreck It Ralph.
• Scooby Doo name drop when Dale tries to convince Chip they are detectives.
• Cut to the uncanny valley scene and there are Cats, the CGI abominations, fighting in an alley. A line about the Polar Express is present.
• The evil facility is melting Shrek shampoo to create port-o-potties.
• In the sewer, a Rapunzel toy is used to try and save the duo.
• A LEGO LesMisarables build board in background after sewer.
• Duo meets up with black girl cop who name drops Nickelodeon, Peppa Pig, and Paw Patrol in her backstory. Simply put, Peppa went missing and Paw Patrol attacked chief.
• The bathhouse scene has two. Randy Marsh and Scrooge McDuck are bathing when they go in the vents.
• Cut to the first bust, and more references galore. Police chiefs name drop Rugrats. They find an image of Garfield. Machine can transform characters into the art styles of DC animated films, Rick & Morty, and the Simpsons. Wall of parts includes Jimmy Neutron hair, Samurai Jack’s Sword, Ahh Real Monster’s Ickis’ mouth, a Smurf hat, Sora’s hair and key blade, etc.
• After leaving Police Station, a political ad for Beavis from Beavis & Butthead can be seen.
• Chase scene back at the convention has tons of references. Cosplay of Pickle Rick, Fat Thor, and a LEGO man are present. Voltron and Indiana Jones have booths. He-Man and Skeletor are signing autographs, and MLP characters are running down the hall way. When Seth Rogen’s character is knocked out, he first meets live action Pumba, then Kung Fu Panda’s Mantis and Monsters Vs Aliens Bob do the Seth Rogen laugh. Paul Rudd is also there for the awful Aunt Man joke.
• Peter Pan gets transformed by machine to have Woody’s leg and Wreck It Ralph’s arm. Potentially also Iron Giant’s leg and head from an Aristrocat.
• Bootleg films include Winnie the Pooh, the Simpsons, and Aladdin staring Pete.
• Jurassic Park reference as monster Peter roars while a torn banner falls.
• when they free the toons a few things can be seen: Bambi with a color palette from My Life as a Teenage Robot’s Jenny, an Adventure Time design, a Fred Flinstone inspired design, a Johnny Test design, Peter Griffin’s legs, and a purple Gumball Waterson.
• Darkwing Duck makes a cameo to shout about how he wants a reboot before closing.
• Credits have Vin Diesel Star in a Rescue Rangers Fast and The Furious, a Disney Afternoon Smash Bros., Aunt Man starring Paul Rudd, etc.

Please feel free to add if I missed any.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Fuck it, here is a comprehensive list of all the references I can remember in the film because this is likely the only reason people are interested.

Spoiler: References

• Movie begins with a school scene. In the school you can see character designs reminiscent of Mickey Mouse cartoons, The Simpsons, and Daria.
• In the school scene, Chip has a Knight Rider lunch box
• Talent show includes a Transformer.
• Chip & Dale get their start being dancing extras on Full House
• Chip & Dale get split up because Dale stars in a James Bond spoof.
• Convention includes Rey and Kylo Ren rats, an anime girl, and I believe a Transformer.
• Dale is at a convention, here we get 4 prominent character cameos. Ugly Sonic, Marvel’s Tigra, Beauty & The Beast’s Lumier, and Bloo from the live action Jungle Book.
• Cut to Chip’s home which has a few references. The most obvious is live action Alvin & the Chipmunks playing, which Dale scoffs at as they are selling out with CGI and rap, this becomes a plot point later. His fridge contains items with Fog Horn Leghorn and Ice Age’s Scrat. Here we also see Flounder from the Little Mermaid go missing.
• Dale leaves his play later in the film and we get a bunch of references. Chun Li and Squidward have stars. Baby Fast & The Furious and Batman vs ET are on bill boards.
• Batman vs ET gets a full scene in the film.
• Police scene has cars designed like the Pixar characters
• Police chief designed like Dumby
• Cut to the uncanny valley scene and there are Cats, the CGI abominations, fighting in an alley. A line about the Polar Express is present.
• The evil facility is melting Shrek shampoo to create port-o-potties.
• In the sewer, a Rapunzel toy is used to try and save the duo.
• A LEGO LesMisarables build board in background after sewer.
• Duo meets up with black girl cop who name drops Nickelodeon, Peppa Pig, and Paw Patrol in her backstory. Simply put, Peppa went missing and Paw Patrol attacked chief.
• The bathhouse scene has two. Randy Marsh and Scrooge McDuck are bathing when they go in the vents.
• Cut to the first bust, and more references galore. Police chiefs name drop Rugrats. They find an image of Garfield. Machine can transform characters into the art styles of DC animated films, Rick & Morty, and the Simpsons. Wall of parts includes Jimmy Neutron hair, Samurai Jack’s Sword, Ahh Real Monster’s Ickis’ mouth, a Smurf hat, Sora’s hair and key blade, etc.
• After leaving Police Station, a political ad for Beavis from Beavis & Butthead can be seen.
• Chase scene back at the convention has tons of references. Cosplay of Pickle Rick, Fat Thor, and a LEGO man are present. Voltron has a booth. He-Man and Skeletor are signing autographs, and MLP characters are running down the hall way. When Seth Rogen’s character is knocked out, Kung Fu Panda’s Mantis and Monsters Vs Aliens Bob do the Seth Rogen laugh. Paul Rudd is also there for the awful Aunt Man joke.
• Peter Pan gets transformed by machine to have Woody’s leg and Wreck It Ralph’s arm. Potentially also Iron Giant’s leg and head from an Aristrocat.
• Bootleg films include Winnie the Pooh, the Simpsons, and Aladdin staring Pete.
• Jurassic Park reference as monster Peter roars while a torn banner falls.
• when they free the toons a few things can be seen: Bambi with a color palette from My Life as a Teenage Robot’s Jenny, an Adventure Time design, a Fred Flinstone inspired design, Peter Griffin’s legs, and a purple Gumball Waterson.
• Darkwing Duck makes a cameo to shout about how he wants a reboot before closing.
• Credits have Vin Diesel Star in a Rescue Rangers Fast and The Furious, a Disney Afternoon Smash Bros., Aunt Man starring Paul Rudd, etc.

Please feel free to add if I missed any.

As I've said... If Chris wasn't both a no name no clout loser and in jail for fucking barb I legit would ask.... Did he ghostwrite this?! Or are the hacks who did christorians who actually wanted to bring his delusional merge bull crap to life?

 

[Adamska]

Fuck it, here is a comprehensive list of all the references I can remember in the film because this is likely the only reason people are interested.

Spoiler: References

• Movie begins with a school scene. In the school you can see character designs reminiscent of Mickey Mouse cartoons, The Simpsons, and Daria.
• In the school scene, Chip has a Knight Rider lunch box
• Talent show includes a Transformer.
• Chip & Dale get their start being dancing extras on Full House
• Chip & Dale get split up because Dale stars in a James Bond spoof.
• Convention includes Rey and Kylo Ren rats, an anime girl, and I believe a Transformer.
• Dale is at a convention, here we get 4 prominent character cameos. Ugly Sonic, Marvel’s Tigra, Beauty & The Beast’s Lumier, and Bloo from the live action Jungle Book.
• Cut to Chip’s home which has a few references. The most obvious is live action Alvin & the Chipmunks playing, which Dale scoffs at as they are selling out with CGI and rap, this becomes a plot point later. His fridge contains items with Fog Horn Leghorn and Ice Age’s Scrat. Here we also see Flounder from the Little Mermaid go missing.
• Dale leaves his play later in the film and we get a bunch of references. Chun Li and Squidward have stars. Baby Fast & The Furious and Batman vs ET are on bill boards.
• Batman vs ET gets a full scene in the film.
• Police scene has cars designed like the Pixar characters
• Police chief designed like Dumby
• Scooby Doo name drop when Dale tries to convince Chip they are detectives.
• Cut to the uncanny valley scene and there are Cats, the CGI abominations, fighting in an alley. A line about the Polar Express is present.
• The evil facility is melting Shrek shampoo to create port-o-potties.
• In the sewer, a Rapunzel toy is used to try and save the duo.
• A LEGO LesMisarables build board in background after sewer.
• Duo meets up with black girl cop who name drops Nickelodeon, Peppa Pig, and Paw Patrol in her backstory. Simply put, Peppa went missing and Paw Patrol attacked chief.
• The bathhouse scene has two. Randy Marsh and Scrooge McDuck are bathing when they go in the vents.
• Cut to the first bust, and more references galore. Police chiefs name drop Rugrats. They find an image of Garfield. Machine can transform characters into the art styles of DC animated films, Rick & Morty, and the Simpsons. Wall of parts includes Jimmy Neutron hair, Samurai Jack’s Sword, Ahh Real Monster’s Ickis’ mouth, a Smurf hat, Sora’s hair and key blade, etc.
• After leaving Police Station, a political ad for Beavis from Beavis & Butthead can be seen.
• Chase scene back at the convention has tons of references. Cosplay of Pickle Rick, Fat Thor, and a LEGO man are present. Voltron and Indiana Jones have booths. He-Man and Skeletor are signing autographs, and MLP characters are running down the hall way. When Seth Rogen’s character is knocked out, he first meets live action Pumba, then Kung Fu Panda’s Mantis and Monsters Vs Aliens Bob do the Seth Rogen laugh. Paul Rudd is also there for the awful Aunt Man joke.
• Peter Pan gets transformed by machine to have Woody’s leg and Wreck It Ralph’s arm. Potentially also Iron Giant’s leg and head from an Aristrocat.
• Bootleg films include Winnie the Pooh, the Simpsons, and Aladdin staring Pete.
• Jurassic Park reference as monster Peter roars while a torn banner falls.
• when they free the toons a few things can be seen: Bambi with a color palette from My Life as a Teenage Robot’s Jenny, an Adventure Time design, a Fred Flinstone inspired design, a Johnny Test design, Peter Griffin’s legs, and a purple Gumball Waterson.
• Darkwing Duck makes a cameo to shout about how he wants a reboot before closing.
• Credits have Vin Diesel Star in a Rescue Rangers Fast and The Furious, a Disney Afternoon Smash Bros., Aunt Man starring Paul Rudd, etc.

Please feel free to add if I missed any.

The damnedest thing is I didn't even realize this nightmare is out. I think the movie night has something to vomit at soon.