Lolcow one liners you always remember - When your brain frequently blurts out a quote from a cow

[Marc]

Like Jace Connors, Danny the Tourette's Guy was/is a fictional character marketed as a lolcow in such a way that this line will likely continue to stick with me until I cease to think:

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

"Not everyone that dislikes Pippa looks like Chase and talks like Chase"-Chase (using a sock)

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

guys, gals, and non-binary pals"

Who made this one? I heard Quinton use it once in video and never again.

 

[Fag Albert]

 

[supremeautismo]

“I’m just a virgin with rage,” Jonathan “Bathtub” Ross.

 

[AbyssGazer]

If I was a homosexual, or anything like that, would I be having sex with THREE WOMEN?? Huh?? Look at it! Look at it! *holds up CWC rockin' threesome*

 

[levin88]

"Whatever you're name is, Spook, Ape, Coon, Moon cricket, Porch Monkey" - Low tier God

"14 pages" - Dark Viper AU

 

[Gutpuke]

Not me but a friend of mine quotes KingAssRippers "Dayum" almost everyday

 

[anliteralidiot]

"That's what you think, not what you know!" Cyraxx.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Bossmanjack: "I'm gonna fuckin', dude...Stop!"
which Null turned into
"I'm gonna fuck a dude! Stop! I'm gonna fuck a dude!"

 

[Dieter Hell]

"Oh the camera's on, been on the whole time huh?"

 

[fresh pair of socks]

"Oh the camera's on, been on the whole time huh?"

hello...

WHY AM I TOXIC?!

 

[Bruce Willis' Words]

What Saddam Hussein did in Iraq is small potatoes compared to what Chris Chan has done to the autism community.

Null or whoever is staff in charge of such things needs to add this to the mainpage's random-quote highlight reel if it's not already in there.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"What did I DOOOOOOO?!?!!" - Jessica Anne Boyle

 

[Marc]

"What did I DOOOOOOO?!?!!" - Jessica Anne Boyle

I hate that I can hear this so clearly in my head while picturing her baconator wagging. The woman is like a Left 4 Dead Special Infected.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

"I am king terry the terrible"

Nothing beats it, also it only works because of the name, if it was
"I am king jonathan the terrible"
it wouldn't be nearly as impactful.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

"You done goofed."

 

[TURBONIGGERKIKE]

Who made this one? I heard Quinton use it once in video and never again.

Chef ping pong chink faggot panface homo pov alt

 

[TURBONIGGERKIKE]

My threads are doing iron man numbers

 

[Punished Mirabeau B Lamar]

"NO WE HAVE FUCKING NOT. WE HAVE NOT DONE A KNOCKOUT STUDY ON NIGGER DICK SIZE!" - Naked Ape
"We have done a knockout study on..." - Kraut and Tea
"NO WE HAVE FUCKING NOT." - Naked Ape

It has been burned into my brain ever since Metokur did his Kraut series all those years back.