Lolcow one liners you always remember - When your brain frequently blurts out a quote from a cow

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"Do you realize? Let me tell you something!" -Robert F. Chandler Jr.

"I just wanted to stream and have a good time dog whimper get my surgery man..." -Wings of Redemption

"You're acting like a bunch of white niggers, I hope you realize white people don't act like this." -Carl "at least my political career lived longer than my son" Benjamin

"BABY RAPER bark bark bark YOU'RE A FUCKIN BABY RAPER!!!" -Fedsmoker

"For ages before Frankenstein controls, apepodic niggers interbreedable with apes had no alphabet, not even numerals!" -Francis E. Dec, Esq.

"I'm pushin buttons!" -Phil Burnell

"Oh noooo oh nooo" -Mobility Mary

"SHE TWITTED- SHE SHE TWISTED MY FUCKING TIPPLES! SHE TWISTED MY BALLS AND SHE TWISTED MY DICK!" -Steven J. Williams
 
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“I told my YouTube trolls, I’ve said your hatred of Cobra will be your downfall… so what do they do?!” - The Gothic KingCobraJFS
 
Stephanie the Womb Wizard's namesake one-liner:

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various forms of "No help came!" - Polissa Campbell
"I have a dietician, y'all!" -Amberlynn Reid

Not quite a one liner, but I sometimes accidentally refer to my bills as my monthly sacrifices a la Kyttie von Toyye
 
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"It was a long legged pissed off puertorican!" Turrets guy.

"You're no talent!" Trumpet guy.

"Naive is the cruelest of words because it calls into question one's intew---Intewwigence." Chris chan.

"DOOO YOU REALIZE?" Bob chandler.

"Sup, BITCHEEEZZZZ! Tamers12345 here!" Tamers12345.
 
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"I... HATE... FOOT STIMULATION!!!"
- Tamir Kitan

"Now now NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!"
- Christian Weston Chandler

"Yeah? Well you're a little niglet aren't ya?"
- Paul Nicholas Miller

"WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE BOY!?"
- Chance Wilkins

"BYE BYEEEEEEE! BYE BYEEEEEEE!"
- William T. Cannon
 
Cyraxx

"THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T GET"
"trust me when i say"
"YOU'RE THE REASON I DON'T HAVE A LIFE"
 
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This is a more obscure one from Ralph but it's an absolute gem. It dates back to when he had his split from Fuentes and all the catboys started brigading him. One of them came up with this soy screed demanding that he submit to Nick. I wish I had the full picture and not just this crop. I might go looking through the old thread to see if I can find it, since the whole interaction makes it better.
 
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Laburnum said:
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This is a more obscure one from Ralph but it's an absolute gem. It dates back to when he had his split from Fuentes and all the catboys started brigading him. One of them came up with this soy screed demanding that he submit to Nick. I wish I had the full picture and not just this crop. I might go looking through the old thread to see if I can find it, since the whole interaction makes it better.
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Found it, for context:
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