Lolcow one liners you always remember - When your brain frequently blurts out a quote from a cow

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In celebration of Jaredthefox92's thread leaving Prospering Grounds, I shall share some of my favorite quotes from him here:

"Or what? You gonna do something about it? :3"
"the Japanese love my works."
"They called me Ken Penders, FUCK THEM"
"Wait, she's a child? Oh god..."
"Ahem, FUCKING PRETENTIOUS WEEB SERVER!"
"BASIC GENERIC ASS WRITING"
 
"But here is the thing" DSP ready to beg again.
"Robust and Flavorful" DSP describing his favorite fast food
"I suck dick for cock!" Ripley Storm before being slammed down.
"Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed. Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed. Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed. Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed. Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed. Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed. Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed."
"Small amount of McDonalds for an average sized person." Moviebob's diet.
 
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Jack Scalfani:
"mmm juicy"
"I took him down to the ground, his nose started bleeding"
"gud"
"very flavorful"

DSP:
"Guess what? Wrong!"
"Oh the camera's on. The camera's been on the whole time, huh? I didn't even know. *snort*"
"WHAT HAPPUNED?? WHAT HAPPUNED?? It GLITCHED?"
"Why am I poisoned? WHY AM I TOXIC?? What??"
"So, I need to raise money in order to save my ass from these state taxes"
"Snort! You mean this? *SNORT*"
"ALRIGHT NIGGA, IT'S TIME"

And my personal favorite, during the bankruptcy hearing when WWE Network is mentioned:
"C-Could you repeat that please?"
 
Jeremy Dewitte:
"HEY FUCKBOY! HEY PIECE OF SHIT FUCKBOY! HEY! FUCKBOY!"
"WE'RE WITH METRO STATE AND WE'RE A STATE CERTIFIED AGENCY!
"But Sergeant! But Sergeant! Oh come on Sergeant..."
"WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT, REAL FAST!"
 
You are still the person I think about when I want to smile
 
"Piss out the window and shit out the window are two different things!"
 
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