Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[sconosciuta]

Lori has posted a new video in which she speaks in her natural voice and uses less filters to warp her face… though I am unsure if her teeth are that jagged and fucked, or they are just warped by Snow’s mouth re-shaping function. I’m any case, her bangs melt into her face.

Spoiler: Stills

Also, a cheeky shout-out:

Lori, no one is raging about you marketing to weeb incels. I mean, I think it’s rather exploitative and icky to target pedo-leaning degenerates, but whatever. It also looks absolutely miserable.

 

[Blanche]

This Adrien Brody nosed bitch really think she looks like a soft featured anime girl

 

[Vi0l3t]

I have a feeling she always has long side bangs because they frame and hide her manly jawline

 

[Ramona]

WASH YOUR BANGS (and ratty extensions) LORENA
Although maybe theyre trying to save money on the water bill? She bathes in the pool?

 

[Blanche]

WASH YOUR BANGS (and ratty extensions) LORENA
Although maybe theyre trying to save money on the water bill? She bathes in the pool?

I used to do that...when I was 9. She's got no excuse

 

[Natsuki]

Tbh she doesn't look that bad and her voice isn't as horrible as I expected. If she didn't try to be a 20 year old she could maybe get an actual fanbase

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

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#weseeyouKevin

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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#weseeyouKevin

Kevin, if this is an attempt to own us haters, then you failed. Your hair still looks like a bird's crack nest and you still look and act like a mentally retarded 7th grader and no one-- including abuela-chan wants to fuck you.

 

[sconosciuta]

Tbh she doesn't look that bad and her voice isn't as horrible as I expected. If she didn't try to be a 20 year old she could maybe get an actual fanbase

Keep in mind she’s still blurred all to fuck - you can see her bangs go from defined at the top to becoming absolute blurs at her forehead. In some frames, the wrinkle eraser grabs her teeth and turns them into formless blobs as well. Snow is pretty good at correcting warp from tinkering with facial proportions, but it’s not foolproof. I think that’s why her nose and jawline are far less altered here - with the glasses and the animated expressions, her OF filter set would not work.

But you’re right. She’s not ugly and she’s not fat. She was a pretty girl, over a decade ago. She might be a pretty late-30-year-old, but her delusions and inability to adapt have turned her into a clown. An aging clown, who never developed a drop of personality beyond high school.

 

[Blanche]

Kevin there is a time when one must hand in the emo haircut to grow up and get a job that is beyond McDonalds. Cut the hair, go take some classes- it's not too late for you.

 

[FraggleSquak]

Kevin, if this is an attempt to own us haters, then you failed. Your hair still looks like a bird's crack nest and you still look and act like a mentally retarded 7th grader and no one-- including abuela-chan wants to fuck you.

Kevin reminds me of Rico Dynamite from Napoleon Dynamite. Potentially popular in high school -- or peaked in HS or early adult years -- big dreams but then fucked up. Now he spends his time filming little cosplay things and skateboard tricks. I don't know what their finances look like, but they don't seem the least bit worried about their future finances in regards to retirement years. If he or Lori have really nothing in a 401(k) or some sort of roth IRA then they are already super behind and will be looking to work until they die or win the lottery.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

If he or Lori have really nothing in a 401(k) or some sort of roth IRA then they are already super behind and will be looking to work until they die or win the lottery.

That's on par with just about every dork out there thinking they'll make it big doing cosplay or streaming while slogging through a shitty part time job and begging for people to give them money *~*fOr ThEiR dReAmS*~*. A part of me hopes I care enough 30 years from now to see where these lolcows end up because this generation is pretty pathetic with the constant GoFundMes and e-begging thinking they're entitled to other people funding their hobbies.

 

[stupid frog]

Wow, almost resembles Pixyteri with that jawline.

No one is going to remember Lori after she dies. Pixy is Queen in to the after life.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Lori will go on welfare when she's old and be direct cremated when they find her skeleton in rotted away in a pile of polyester plush. No need for a funeral, no one will care. Imagine if she got dementia and had to be put in a home... She'd be like that woman from the Soviet Union who no one realized was in her apartment dead for decades.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

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#weseeyouKevin

If you cut your hair, act/dress/post normal, you wouldn't be considered an idiot who shredded his legs up for an insane bitch. Christ, he's in his mid-twenties and still types like an insecure 16 year old.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

When was he born? 1995?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Uh, why does she look like she is wearing a diaper under her thong? She legit gave herself a bulge.

 

[stupid frog]

When was he born? 1995?

October 13, 1993 according to OP.

 

[sconosciuta]

Kevin is still being a sandy little butthole about the cosplay community:

I really do wonder if his view on this isn't influenced by Lori. About the time she started looking suspiciously "American size 'medium'"at cons seems to line up with when he started bitching about not having the space to paint, the time to craft, not having the energy/money/interest to grace the toxic community with his genius, etc etc. Did you really decide you were over it, Kev, or did Lorena suddenly get reallllly volatile over con attendance plans?
Safer to have a hobby she has no interest in butting in on.

Speaking of Lori, She's still poorly shooping her lewds:

Spoiler: Lumps are fine but FOLDS MUST GO

 

[BroccoliBrain]

It hurts to get resounding silence about your work but damn he sounds like a little attention vampire here, just like his girlfriend. Just fucking quit it then instead of writing an essay to make yourself feel better about your own actions. If this situation arose and it actually isn’t because you want to quit then it’s not a problem with you never cosplaying anymore it’s whatever is in your environment forcing your behaviour out of your control HINT HINT.

You know what, it would probably do him good to get on that skateboard and keep on skating and skating until he spends 24 hours without her corroding the rest of his braincells. I dunno about the domestic abuse stuff but if his own crimes are just being stupid and hurting himself in dumb clothes I’d rather he turnd himself around unless he wants to carry on inheriting Lungless’s thread.