Horrorcow Lorne Armstrong

Bland Crumbs said:
The fatherhood arc has to be the work of some next level catfishing.
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Yeah it has to be the trolls already control him like a puppet, even if he could find a woman who likes him they would warn her and stop his advances
 
ColombianGhost said:
Yeah it has to be the trolls already control him like a puppet, even if he could find a woman who likes him they would warn her and stop his advances
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The general thinking is that it's basically impossible, but I always have to remind myself that Lorne is a human male with a cawk. Mr Penis could do the job, and there are women out there who would let him.

It could be true. I hope it's trolling.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
The general thinking is that it's basically impossible, but I always have to remind myself that Lorne is a human male with a cawk. Mr Penis could do the job, and there are women out there who would let him.

It could be true. I hope it's trolling.
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I hope not, but if it's true, we can at least hope roy cucks him like he did before with that female buddy troll
 
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ColombianGhost said:
Yeah it has to be the trolls already control him like a puppet, even if he could find a woman who likes him they would warn her and stop his advances
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Do they now? All he has to do is stop answering the catfishes and suddenly the trolls won't have any information about him. Unlike more traditional lolcows who live on the Internet, Lorne doesn't really have access and lives in a delipidated trailer in bumfuck nowhere. The only protection local women have is the general knowledge that he is a sex offender and a fuck up, something the community nearby is fully aware of. The most the trolls can do is speculate based on documents posted online.

I mean, there are suggestions (hopefully joking) to hire a private eye just to know what Lorne has been doing, which is hilarious. Imagine paying to have information on an emotionally stunted dumbass pedo who has no interests and hobbies.
 
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Do they now? All he has to do is stop answering the catfishes and suddenly the trolls won't have any information about him. Unlike more traditional lolcows who live on the Internet, Lorne doesn't really have access and lives in a delipidated trailer in bumfuck nowhere. The only protection local women have is the general knowledge that he is a sex offender and a fuck up, something the community nearby is fully aware of. The most the trolls can do is speculate based on documents posted online.

I mean, there are suggestions (hopefully joking) to hire a private eye just to know what Lorne has been doing, which is hilarious. Imagine paying to have information on an emotionally stunted dumbass pedo who has no interests and hobbies.
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What i mean i that the trolls are all teh social interactions he aparently has besides drinking with neighbors and roy, i think part of him knows i fake but he choose to keep answering because he has nothing better to do with his life
 
This is the absolute last thread I expected to see as most recently bumped on the front page. Saw the fatherhood thing on Temple of TCAP recently, what a fucking horrible thing to even joke about.
 
ColombianGhost said:
What i mean i that the trolls are all teh social interactions he aparently has besides drinking with neighbors and roy, i think part of him knows i fake but he choose to keep answering because he has nothing better to do with his life
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That's true. However, there haven't been any catfishes for a long time now so whatever is going on with him has nothing to do with the Internet trolls. There is some merit to the belief that he is being scammed somehow. Or maybe he finally found the right sympathizers. Either way, it's proof that he can live without his fake relationships. For better or worse.
 
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DerelictOnion said:
That's true. However, there haven't been any catfishes for a long time now so whatever is going on with him has nothing to do with the Internet trolls. There is some merit to the belief that he is being scammed somehow. Or maybe he finally found the right sympathizers. Either way, it's proof that he can live without his fake relationships. For better or worse.
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He must know he's being catfished on some level and entertain these because they're the only chance at joy and connection he'll ever have. Chris is smarter about this than Lorne.
 
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Sailor Troon said:
He must know he's being catfished on some level and entertain these because they're the only chance at joy and connection he'll ever have.
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This is all assuming he didn't have sex recently. And there are convincing arguments that he had. Obviously, if he does have some sort of a real life relationship with a real person he wouldn't need the catfishes anymore.
 
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The one thing that makes me think the child is probably a gayop, is the timeline. AFAIK the last catfish ended on october 2021. Are you really going to tell me that Lorne Armstrong, a notorious child predator goblin, met a woman IRL, got with her and had a child in less than 2 years? I get the counter to this is that there are lolcow groupies. Hell, even Chris Chan had that girl who didn't look like a burn victim with progeria who seemed to actually want to bone him. From a general overview, that would mean that even the biggest degenerates have a few derranged women wanting to have sex with them!

However, I have a counter counter to this. People often use Richard Ramirez, Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer as examples for complete blights on society having women drooling over them and that explains how Lorne could actually get an actual, flesh and blood woman to have his child. But what a lot of the Lorne people either forget or don't know, is that, as fucked up as it sounds, those guys had some sort of game. Ramirez leaned on his satanist larp shit to make himself look like the bad boy. IIRC Bundy even had a girlfriend at some point and studied to be a lawyer. Dahmer was seen as some sort of harmless sweetheart at some of the gay bars he frequented.

Lorne is a 5'5 chubby, melting, child molester goblin. He has 0 game, smells and if you listen to the calls, can't carry a conversation to save his life. Even if you're the bottom of the barrell, you still have to fight with other bottom of the barrell males for the attention of the psycopath women that are interested in these losers. But again, this is the internet. Maybe the canadian retards introduced one of their retard friends to Lorne. So, who knows really.
 
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Lorne has been my favorite lolcow for a few years now. There's almost an endless amount of material to watch concerning him. His existence is an utter joke, one that I love laughing at.

Does anyone know if there's any current fuckery going on in Cornville? I heard that there's some bs about him having a son (now the one Winnie wanted to sleep with), but I was wondering if there were any active catfish/recordings taking place or if that arc has run its course?
 
Something of a Lorne-sphere update:

Blu3boy, the catfish who played the third catfish iteration of Casey Mauro has "screwed over" Rebjorne, the guy who played Will/the robot. Whole thing seems very petty; Blu3boy appears to have conned Rebjorne into believing he was down on his luck/letting him move in with him, and then disappeared without paying his share of the rent. I've saved a copy of Rebjorne's video explaining the "drama", but not able to do a write-up currently. I'll write a summary when I have a chance. For now, see below:



I guess it goes to show that Lorne's catfishes are no better than the nonce himself. I seem to be one of the few people in the Lorne community who can't stand the Jamie Amy/Robot and Blu3boy calls and have been chewed out elsewhere for suggesting that they're boring/that Rebjorne and Blu3boy only catfished Lorne with the hope of financial gain down the line (truly a retarded play if accurate). Yes, it's undeniable that they got some interesting information out of it, but Blu3boy is a perfect example of an individual letting the tiniest bit of "fame" go to one's head.
 
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Blu3boy not helping with the Jewish stereotypes with being cheap with money and complaining about everything lol. I did like Mo' Negroes though so that's probably going to come to an end.
 
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Thefrogsaregay said:
Blu3boy not helping with the Jewish stereotypes with being cheap with money and complaining about everything lol. I did like Mo' Negroes though so that's probably going to come to an end.
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Rebjorne doesn't really help himself either, the whole video makes him sound like a bitter ex.

I'm not going to even bother typing out a recap. This is boring orbiter drama. Blu3boy owes Rebjorne rent money, and has disappeared because he's trying to get pussy. The implication from Rebjorne is that Blu3boy is essentially Lorne and the situation mirrors the Lorne/Betty situation.

It's quite funny seeing people in the comments suggest Rebjorne go to Shin's Koala for legal advice. For those who don't know, Shin is a retarded law clerk who is most notable for being Andrew Birkett's second mic/the guy who constantly talks over Tiffany Lockheart and Amanda James (the only insightful regular guests on Andrew's streams) to give his pointless interjections that usually just involve him misremembering Lorne lore and being corrected. I'm banned from posting in Andrew's stream because I referred to them as Shinterjections, once.

Over to you Blu3boy... Let's see if you can make this interesting.
 
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