Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Krathnami]

Any word on where Lucas is now? Like in jail or some specific mental hospital?

I’ve been checking periodically since the news dropped and he has not popped up on the Spokane jail roster

 

[Screed]

People pull their phone out and start recording anytime shit starts to pop off even just a little bit. I wonder if someone got some video footage of him having a chimpout before he gets hauled away?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

In The Court Of The Telomere King, by Lucas Werner

9 track album

telomereking.bandcamp.com

If there was a bunch of footage of the meltdown I think this cover track on band camp would fit over nicely as he’s crying out Gen Zzzzeeeeeeeeee! all while he’s being strapped in and carted away. From in the court of the telomere king. This is pretty autistic.

Spoiler: In the Court of the Telomere King

The crusted chains of prison cooms
Are shattered by the sun
I walk a road, horizons change
The attrition has begun
The flatbill piper plays his tune
The background voices sing
Three lullabies in a dudebro's tongue
For the court of the telomere king

The keeper of the asylum keys
Put shutters on the dreams
I wait outside the Motel 6
With insufficient schemes
The black kween chants
The ACAB march
The cracked brass bells will ring
To summon back the satan chick
To the court of the telomere king

The incel plants his micropeen
Whilst falling in the shower
I chase the wind of a fart I ripped
To taste the sweet and sour
The klinkerdaggler lifts his hand
The prime roast begins to drip
As slowly turns the grinding wheel
In the mind of the telomere king

On soft gray mornings Lucas cries
The greybeards share a joke
I run to grasp divining signs
To satisfy the hoax
The Gen Z baes do not play
But gentley pulls the strings
And smile as the catfish dance
In the court of the telomere king

 

[Wernology]

View attachment 2349181

Just an FYI guys.

That still doesn't always allow comments that Youtube's algorithm auto-deletes as "bullying" or "harassment" despite the fact that everything I've read in their KBs saying it should.

My channel has been set like that for at least 6 months now and shit still routinely gets deleted by the algorithm.

As a bonus, I even added this back in March just to see if it would let any comments tubby made get past it 100% and it sadly doesn't.

Edit: I'm sure the irony is completely lost on Lucas, the sad sack of failure that he is, being the only person who has a fucking free pass to post whatever the actual hell he wants to post to my videos, while allegedly (according to Youtube) being able to bypass any filters I might put in place--and I have none in place-- yet still insisting that I'm "censoring" his objectively incorrect telomere BS.

 

[WonderWino]

In The Court Of The Telomere King, by Lucas Werner

9 track album

telomereking.bandcamp.com

If there was a bunch of footage of the meltdown I think this cover track on band camp would fit over nicely as he’s crying out Gen Zzzzeeeeeeeeee! all while he’s being strapped in and carted away. From in the court of the telomere king. This is pretty autistic.

Spoiler: In the Court of the Telomere King

The sticky chains of prison cooms
Are shattered by the sun
I walk a road, horizons change
The attrition has begun
The flatbill piper plays his tune
The background voices sing
Three lullabies in a dudebro tongue
For the court of the telomeres king

The keeper of the asylum keys
Put shutters on the dreams
I wait outside the Motel 6
With insufficient schemes
The black kween chants
The ACAB march
The cracked brass bells will ring
To summon back the wizard chan
To the court of the telomeres king

The incel plants his micropeen
Whilst falling in the shower
I chase the wind of a fart I ripped
To taste the sweet and sour
The klinkerdaggler lifts his hand
The prime roast begins to drip
As slowly turns the grinding wheel
In the mind of the telomere king

On soft gray mornings Lucas cries
The greybeards share a joke
I run to grasp divining signs
To satisfy the hoax
The Gen Z baes do not play
But gentley pulls the strings
And smiles as the puppets dance
In the court of the telomeres king

For some reason that reminds me of the lemmiwinks song from south park and takes on a whole new level of hilarious if you read it in that voice

That said, if someday some historian comes across lucas's history and decides to write a tell all book about him the perfect name for it would be 'a street pole named desire: the lucas werner story'

 

[Josef Mengele]

In The Court Of The Telomere King, by Lucas Werner

9 track album

telomereking.bandcamp.com

If there was a bunch of footage of the meltdown I think this cover track on band camp would fit over nicely as he’s crying out Gen Zzzzeeeeeeeeee! all while he’s being strapped in and carted away. From in the court of the telomere king. This is pretty autistic.

Spoiler: In the Court of the Telomere King

The sticky chains of prison cooms
Are shattered by the sun
I walk a road, horizons change
The attrition has begun
The flatbill piper plays his tune
The background voices sing
Three lullabies in a dudebro tongue
For the court of the telomeres king

The keeper of the asylum keys
Put shutters on the dreams
I wait outside the Motel 6
With insufficient schemes
The black kween chants
The ACAB march
The cracked brass bells will ring
To summon back the wizard chan
To the court of the telomeres king

The incel plants his micropeen
Whilst falling in the shower
I chase the wind of a fart I ripped
To taste the sweet and sour
The klinkerdaggler lifts his hand
The prime roast begins to drip
As slowly turns the grinding wheel
In the mind of the telomere king

On soft gray mornings Lucas cries
The greybeards share a joke
I run to grasp divining signs
To satisfy the hoax
The Gen Z baes do not play
But gentley pulls the strings
And smiles as the puppets dance
In the court of the telomeres king

Jesus, that was a hard album to listen to! Especially his rendition of Welcome to the Jungle , I thought it was going to be comically awful, it was just plain awful. I know bad music when I hear it I was in a choir for 3 years and produced terrible music (I was not very good at maintaining pitch and grumbled) but Lucas would have made me look like Elvis Presley with his tone deaf karaoke.

 

[AFondFare-doToAFriend]

Fellow spergs Kiwis, I am deeply saddened to inform you that our cow will likely be on extended hiatus until further notice. At approximately 9:40pm Pacific time on July 12th, Lucas Werner was dragged screaming to the puzzle factory by men with butterfly nets, and fate would have it that I was there to witness and document it.

As I got off my bus downtown, I heard somebody screaming from the other side of the STA Plaza, and decided to go investigate the commotion. A small crowd of gawkers had formed, and upon peering over their shoulders, I stopped dead in my tracks; instead of some tweaker flatbill, the man they were staring at was none other than the telomerase King himself, restrained belly-down on the ground and surrounded by jerkops.

That piggy was screaming at the top of his lungs about greed and how he just wants a Gen Z lady, and making all the people waiting for their night bus visually uncomfortable. Several exasperated transit officers, who wear red shirts, wordlessly kept him restrained on the ground as an ambulance pulled into one of the bus slots. They allowed him to sit up and then stand, as a stretcher was unloaded by medical personnel. They tied him into the stretcher like an animal, then slowly carted him into the ambulance as he continued yelling and raving.

Some notable excerpts included:
"I WANT A GENERATION Z WOMAN. WHERE ARE THEY!!??"
"GEN Z MAN, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!!??"
"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE WORK FOR THEM!!?? YOU ALL WORK FOR GREED!! GREEEEEDYYYY!!!"

In typical form, there were almost no Gen Z people on the bus platform that evening.

I started taking photos right away, though the thronging onlookers made it hard to do so without compromising my identity. After getting several of him on the ground, I was mortified to find that my phone would no longer take photos, as the phone had reached it's storage limit (or just because the Wern is an SCP, and naturally short-circuits recording devices near him). The camera still didn't work after deleting some apps, so I thought fast and realized it would still take videos, in spite of refusing to photograph. Sadly, this apparently overwrote the previous photos, so the only one I have left of him on the ground is quite grainy.

However, I got a good angle at him in one of the recordings, while he was on the stretcher, so the first piece of media here is a still from that video, which shows him lying restrained in a stretcher. The second file, a video, is an audio sample of his screaming, visually cropped to leave out my legs. While the subject isn't X <3 Z related, I'm sure you can recognize his voice. The third image is a lone, blurry cryptid photograph of him sitting upright on the ground. And the fourth one is a short clip of them rasing the stretcher after restraining him in it. I only wish I could have been there to see whatever incident it was that led to him getting taken down and hauled off like this; now THAT would be some content.

This is a dark day for Wernology, though there's hope this milk drought might end when he gets out of the hospital, gets medicated, and inevitably gets back on teh interwebz. I'm looking forward to watching that AutistOwls interview, now that I know he's at the literal height of his derangement in it. They doubtless dawdled on releasing it because the footage radiates big "Chad schizophrenic VS virgin wannabe-vloggers" energy. Here's to our public health system failing society yet again by releasing this monster back onto the streets sooner rather than later (though I'm sure the young women of this city would beg to differ).

Just another evening at Spokane Transit...

Damn... Amazing update. My mouth dropped open reading this. Living around him really is sort of a twisted treat because he's ALWAYS entertaining to watch.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Outcast owls deleted the Lucas interview. Not that it was anything great, but I hope someone archived it. God, these guys are real pieces of shit, aren't they?

Edit: in the comments of the Sunday video, they're claiming that YouTube yanked the interview. I don't know about the rest of you, but I find this highly unlikely, and given their reticence to post the video at all, I'm just going to assume that they deleted it themselves until I have information suggesting otherwise.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Outcast owls deleted the Lucas interview. Not that it was anything great, but I hope someone archived it. God, these guys are real pieces of shit, aren't they?

Edit: in the comments of the Sunday video, they're claiming that YouTube yanked the interview. I don't know about the rest of you, but I find this highly unlikely, and given their reticence to post the video at all, I'm just going to assume that they deleted it themselves until I have information suggesting otherwise.

I saw this coming, posted encouraging someone to archive it, but decided to see if I could figure it out.

I downloaded it as an mp4. I just have no clue how to post/archive it. I can try to figure it out but if someone else knows better, let me know.

but just FYI, they never listed the videos in their upload catalog or whatever, so I highly doubt their story of YouTube pulling it. They are such utter idiots.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Outcast owls deleted the Lucas interview. Not that it was anything great, but I hope someone archived it. God, these guys are real pieces of shit, aren't they?

Edit: in the comments of the Sunday video, they're claiming that YouTube yanked the interview. I don't know about the rest of you, but I find this highly unlikely, and given their reticence to post the video at all, I'm just going to assume that they deleted it themselves until I have information suggesting otherwise.

Yeah, considering YT let's Lucas's more insane rants stay up, I highly doubt there is anything in that mundane interview that would get "yanked".

Why is it that The Wern attracts such fickle little spergs to try and enter his circle?

 

[Czolg]

Outcast Owls managed to surpass Goldaor in idiocy. Goldy at least provided some quality content, these tards gave us basically nothing.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Fellow spergs Kiwis, I am deeply saddened to inform you that our cow will likely be on extended hiatus until further notice. At approximately 9:40pm Pacific time on July 12th, Lucas Werner was dragged screaming to the puzzle factory by men with butterfly nets, and fate would have it that I was there to witness and document it.

As I got off my bus downtown, I heard somebody screaming from the other side of the STA Plaza, and decided to go investigate the commotion. A small crowd of gawkers had formed, and upon peering over their shoulders, I stopped dead in my tracks; instead of some tweaker flatbill, the man they were staring at was none other than the telomerase King himself, restrained belly-down on the ground and surrounded by jerkops.

That piggy was screaming at the top of his lungs about greed and how he just wants a Gen Z lady, and making all the people waiting for their night bus visually uncomfortable. Several exasperated transit officers, who wear red shirts, wordlessly kept him restrained on the ground as an ambulance pulled into one of the bus slots. They allowed him to sit up and then stand, as a stretcher was unloaded by medical personnel. They tied him into the stretcher like an animal, then slowly carted him into the ambulance as he continued yelling and raving.

Some notable excerpts included:
"I WANT A GENERATION Z WOMAN. WHERE ARE THEY!!??"
"GEN Z MAN, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!!??"
"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE WORK FOR THEM!!?? YOU ALL WORK FOR GREED!! GREEEEEDYYYY!!!"

In typical form, there were almost no Gen Z people on the bus platform that evening.

I started taking photos right away, though the thronging onlookers made it hard to do so without compromising my identity. After getting several of him on the ground, I was mortified to find that my phone would no longer take photos, as the phone had reached it's storage limit (or just because the Wern is an SCP, and naturally short-circuits recording devices near him). The camera still didn't work after deleting some apps, so I thought fast and realized it would still take videos, in spite of refusing to photograph. Sadly, this apparently overwrote the previous photos, so the only one I have left of him on the ground is quite grainy.

However, I got a good angle at him in one of the recordings, while he was on the stretcher, so the first piece of media here is a still from that video, which shows him lying restrained in a stretcher. The second file, a video, is an audio sample of his screaming, visually cropped to leave out my legs. While the subject isn't X <3 Z related, I'm sure you can recognize his voice. The third image is a lone, blurry cryptid photograph of him sitting upright on the ground. And the fourth one is a short clip of them rasing the stretcher after restraining him in it. I only wish I could have been there to see whatever incident it was that led to him getting taken down and hauled off like this; now THAT would be some content.

This is a dark day for Wernology, though there's hope this milk drought might end when he gets out of the hospital, gets medicated, and inevitably gets back on teh interwebz. I'm looking forward to watching that AutistOwls interview, now that I know he's at the literal height of his derangement in it. They doubtless dawdled on releasing it because the footage radiates big "Chad schizophrenic VS virgin wannabe-vloggers" energy. Here's to our public health system failing society yet again by releasing this monster back onto the streets sooner rather than later (though I'm sure the young women of this city would beg to differ).

Just another evening at Spokane Transit...

If he was surrounded by cops and being loaded onto a stretcher restrained like that he must have made some sort of threats to somebody to get that kind of response. This is the same guy who at one point casually threatened a "warning blast" with a grenade if someone doesn't get him a girlfriend so i wouldn't be surprised if in an extreme manic state he would say something that insane IRL.

I think how it could have played out was he approached a bae which caused someone else to confront him over it, he then responds with some insane threats trying to assert dominance and impress the baes, gets the cops called on him instead and probably doubles down on it when they arrive

 

[Wernology]

I saw this coming, posted encouraging someone to archive it, but decided to see if I could figure it out.

I downloaded it as an mp4. I just have no clue how to post/archive it. I can try to figure it out but if someone else knows better, let me know.

but just FYI, they never listed the videos in their upload catalog or whatever, so I highly doubt their story of YouTube pulling it. They are such utter idiots.

I can archive it if you have it.

I didn't bother downloading it as Lucas didn't really say anything that he hasn't already said a billion times in the past.

 

[mothman96]

Outcast owls deleted the Lucas interview. Not that it was anything great, but I hope someone archived it. God, these guys are real pieces of shit, aren't they?

Edit: in the comments of the Sunday video, they're claiming that YouTube yanked the interview. I don't know about the rest of you, but I find this highly unlikely, and given their reticence to post the video at all, I'm just going to assume that they deleted it themselves until I have information suggesting otherwise.

Outcastowls said the interview video went down due to a corrupted file. The video is going to be loaded back up.

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If he was surrounded by cops and being loaded onto a stretcher restrained like that he must have made some sort of threats to somebody to get that kind of response. This is the same guy who at one point casually threatened a "warning blast" with a grenade if someone doesn't get him a girlfriend so i wouldn't be surprised if in an extreme manic state he would say something that insane IRL.

I think how it could have played out was he approached a bae which caused someone else to confront him over it, he then responds with some insane threats trying to assert dominance and impress the baes, gets the cops called on him instead and probably doubles down on it when they arrive

Since it involved the STA they should have an incident report on what happened with Lucas. If the Spokane PD were on the scene there may be body cam footage.

 

[Huge Fungus]

Outcastowls said the interview video went down due to a corrupted file. The video is going to be loaded back up.

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

Since it involved the STA they should have an incident report on what happened with Lucas. If the Spokane PD were on the scene there may be body cam footage.

Just to clarify, there weren't any actual police on scene, although the incident occured directly across the street from SPD's downtown precinct. Transit officers are public employees, and can function like police for the busses, but their job is to provide security, rather than to enforce the city's laws; so they don't have body cameras. They must have felt confident they had the situation under control, or otherwise they would have simply crossed the street and gotten officers from the aforementioned SPD precinct, which is there to deal with more serious situations.

Schizo ragmen screaming and being exceptional is par the course for the Plaza; before what happened with Lucas, it's something I've witnessed security there have to deal with multiple times; I almost didn't bother to go check it out when I heard somebody screaming. It wouldn't be surprising if nobody else filmed or photographed him, because a freakout like that is nothing unusual. Lucas is lucky that our transit officers are so level-headed and savvy, or otherwise he'd have likely been brought to jail in a police cruiser, rather than calmly restrained and whisked away to a cushy hospital, repercussions-free, as he was.

The notion there could be some kind of publicly-accessible incident report doesn't sound unlikely, though; perhaps some inquiring emails to STA are in order? Tomorrow, when I'm at the Plaza again, I'll see if I can't find out whether such a report exists from one of the officers. "The Werner" seems to be a character they're familiar with, so I could probably mention him by name when I ask. No doubt this most recent incident has been a piece of lunch-break talk for them.

 

[Bassomatic]

Wow, I gotta keep up to date more. The Wern being literally video tapped drug to a loony bin, I can not wait to see how upset he will be he can't memory hole this.

We've had some super reviews on his behavior and mind set. So I'll try to be brief (good luck) but his theory of hierarchy is so broken it's confusing, literally being drug away he's screaming for a girl friend. Now in his case, that's food, shelter, social interaction and sex. But I mean, he has to be aware, you can get food anywhere (he gets tard bux and hits pantries) shelter is doable (he stays at shelters when not banned) yes, it can be hard for people as low functioning as him to not have a partner (I mean wrangler)

A normal person says things like "I'm kinda lonely but I need to do double shifts to pay this stupid car off' etc, Lucas requires everything off someone else, but he doesn't factor off his disgusting sexual draws and behaviors. If a semi sane person lost it all sleeping in their car, they'd love a rich best friend, not even rich, but one stable enough to say, bro hit my couch play xbox with me here and there and get back on your feet.

Lucas doesn't think that split, he needs a rich, girl who will do everything for him be submissive and never learn she's being abused, sexually, emotionally, and well he does hit women....

Local Spokane kiwis it's about 3 days since the shit show lets see how this plays out. So keep eyes peeled. From what I've read here and my guess (me of all people thinking optimistic of gov go laugh.) he might be in a bit longer? From what google tells me maybe 10 days.

My bias for that guess, is this behavior is what got him cited for trespassing, being a creepy pedo in a park, then he goes back doing that, causing the time clapped up by law. I do not know how law works but I assume, they have to know at loony bin legal issues if required to release to a warrant etc. If he's behaving this way, his judge (either loony bin or court) might say you got to sit a lot longer.

Also I'm not sure rules about meds, if Lucas is willing or forced to take, we all see how comical but less scary pilled Lucas is, they might "see improvement monitor him". Again, no idea if that's how it works.

Either way @klickitat or Walter, DO host the loony bin video it'll be top KEKs if you have not as Lucas can't memory hole this.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas is lucky that our transit officers are so level-headed and savvy, or otherwise he'd have likely been brought to jail in a police cruiser, rather than calmly restrained and whisked away to a cushy hospital, repercussions-free, as he was.

The notion there could be some kind of publicly-accessible incident report doesn't sound unlikely, though; perhaps some inquiring emails to STA are in order? Tomorrow, when I'm at the Plaza again, I'll see if I can't find out whether such a report exists from one of the officers. "The Werner" seems to be a character they're familiar with, so I could probably mention him by name when I ask. No doubt this most recent incident has been a piece of lunch-break talk for them.

@ThomasAudley - requested and received from the STA incident reports on Lucas. I'd say there is one for this last incident.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-1521#post-9332823

Frankly he deserved to have the SPD involved in the matter. That way it would also become part of his record.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I've heard that psychopaths can be very good at conning people, especially charismatic psychopaths. I believe this was one of the qualities associated with Ted Bundy? Not sure about that.

I also noticed that similarity between Lucas and Bundy. Ted Bundy was extremely mentally ill, yet able to con people into believing he was normal/sane/intelligent so well that he was allowed to be his own lawyer and he eventually sabotaged his own defense all the way to the electric chair. Lucas is good at pretending to be normal when it really matters, but instead of prison I suppose he’s going to con his way into death by unchecked diabetes and exposure to the elements.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Yeah, I don't even think Lucas has had a video removed. Youtube doesn't give too much of a shit about anything that isn't monetized. The worst I could see them doing is age restricting it. I have no idea if this corrupted file thing is something that can happen and I've made 400+ videos so can't be too common, at least.

 

[OpheliaKappa]

Does anyone have a copy of the interview? They have still not re-uploaded and if it's as bad as everyone says they might not put it back up.