Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[CuteThoughBuiltGood]

I snatched the interview the day it was up, just in case anything happens. I uploaded it to dropbox, hopefully it works. No idea how to archive it, but it's here if you wanna see it.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8gatgfqmg6682zw/yt1s.com -lucaswerner interview outcastowls_360p.mp4?dl=0
Edit: NVM, dropbox only uploaded half of it for some fucking reason.
Edit 2: I seem to have a corrupted file. The interview is only viewable up until the hour and 6 minutes point for some reason, from then on I can only listen to it. I think the file these guys uploaded to youtube was also corrupted, as the video was viewable in a very weird way.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I snatched the interview the day it was up, just in case anything happens. I uploaded it to dropbox, hopefully it works. No idea how to archive it, but it's here if you wanna see it.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8gatgfqmg6682zw/yt1s.com -lucaswerner interview outcastowls_360p.mp4?dl=0
Edit: NVM, dropbox only uploaded half of it for some fucking reason.
Edit 2: I seem to have a corrupted file. The interview is only viewable up until the hour and 6 minutes point for some reason, from then on I can only listen to it. I think the file these guys uploaded to youtube was also corrupted, as the video was viewable in a very weird way.

i will check to see if my copy is full or corrupted and if it’s good I’ll find a way to send it to @klickitat since they haven’t re-uploaded.

one thing I noticed after watching it is that they did actually refuse to help him get an apartment and did mildly challenge him on some things. Like how dumb it is to refuse to get a phone or work with shelters for housing. The problem is that they think Lucas is being genuine. He isn’t. I don’t think he is choosing to avoid all shelters or choosing to stay phone less. I’m guessing he is in some way restricted or banned but instead of admitting it, he acts like it’s his choice.

there was another part I found funny. Lucas says that he would fly folks to see his parents in AZ for $300 bc it’s so cheap to fly to AZ. Then one of the guys asks about him flying down and he admits his last trip was in 2001 and he says, “yeah, I was like, $300 is a lot of money. I’d rather not fly down”

 

[CuteThoughBuiltGood]

i will check to see if my copy is full or corrupted and if it’s good I’ll find a way to send it to @klickitat since they haven’t re-uploaded.

one thing I noticed after watching it is that they did actually refuse to help him get an apartment and did mildly challenge him on some things. Like how dumb it is to refuse to get a phone or work with shelters for housing. The problem is that they think Lucas is being genuine. He isn’t. I don’t think he is choosing to avoid all shelters or choosing to stay phone less. I’m guessing he is in some way restricted or banned but instead of admitting it, he acts like it’s his choice.

there was another part I found funny. Lucas says that he would fly folks to see his parents in AZ for $300 bc it’s so cheap to fly to AZ. Then one of the guys asks about him flying down and he admits his last trip was in 2001 and he says, “yeah, I was like, $300 is a lot of money. I’d rather not fly down”

It's up again and has the same problem as before. These people are fuckups

 

[OpheliaKappa]

I snatched the interview the day it was up, just in case anything happens. I uploaded it to dropbox, hopefully it works. No idea how to archive it, but it's here if you wanna see it.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8gatgfqmg6682zw/yt1s.com -lucaswerner interview outcastowls_360p.mp4?dl=0
Edit: NVM, dropbox only uploaded half of it for some fucking reason.
Edit 2: I seem to have a corrupted file. The interview is only viewable up until the hour and 6 minutes point for some reason, from then on I can only listen to it. I think the file these guys uploaded to youtube was also corrupted, as the video was viewable in a very weird way.

You are doing the lord's work LOL

 

[denysdemontfort]

I can't possible watch more than 5 minutes of Juggalos sucking Lucas' dick metaphorically.
I don't feel like anyone who has ever interviewed Lucas has really gotten new info out of him. The Wern interviews himself best because he always betrays himself by blabbing in videos.

 

[Garfieldchu]

One second into the interview and I already can tell how cringey these outcast owls are.


AKA "Don't violate our safe space to criticize us for being unfunny."

"Karen's" "Darren's"
What's with all the random capitalization, did Chris-Chan edit this? WTF is a Darren? And apostrophes don't make something plural.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Karen's" "Darren's"
What's with all the random capitalization, did Chris-Chan edit this? WTF is a Darren? And apostrophes don't make something plural.

Well clearly you lack 'brian' functionality and a sense of humor if you don't how awesome their wit is

 

[wenttobermuda]

I also noticed that similarity between Lucas and Bundy. Ted Bundy was extremely mentally ill, yet able to con people into believing he was normal/sane/intelligent so well that he was allowed to be his own lawyer and he eventually sabotaged his own defense all the way to the electric chair. Lucas is good at pretending to be normal when it really matters, but instead of prison I suppose he’s going to con his way into death by unchecked diabetes and exposure to the elements.

Bundy fangirls sometimes talk about the "mask of sanity" that Bundy was able to wear, up until the end of his run in Florida. By the time of his final criminal trial, the mask was more or less back in place. But once you get a peek under the mask, it is no longer convincing.

In Lucas's case, he's been seeing mental health professionals for around 3 decades. He has a lot of experience dealing with them. He knows the language of therapy. He's been hospitalized countless times. He knows the kinds of things he needs to say if he doesn't want to be in the hospital anymore. The question that interests me is, how badly does the hospital want to keep him?

In 2017, Lucas did two stints at Eastern State Hospital, each in excess of 180 days. It was really more of one long, 9 month stay, with a two day vacation in the middle during which he offered the ladies of Spokane $1,000 to come eat steak with him. Assuming Lucas's stay at the hospital was not voluntary by this point (I believe this is a safe assumption), the hospital went to great lengths to keep Lucas in place. Under WA law, at 14, 190, and 180 days, the doctors would have to petition to keep Lucas in treatment, and get a judge's approval at a contested hearing. Based on the length of his stay, in 2017 a judge looked at Lucas as many as 6 times and said "This guy stays in the hospital." It took a lot of people a lot of time and energy to keep Lucas locked up in 2017.

Most of Lucas's trips to the hospital don't last nearly as long. He generally goes in for a week or two, and emerges without any apparent supervision or treatment plan.

I hope that Lucas spends enough time in the hospital to feel the side effects of whatever pills they're feeding him. That way, when he returns to YouTube, he'll be Medicated Lucas. Medicated Lucas is awesome, but never lasts long.

Lucas is on an adventure that we cannot share. Alas. I hope Lucas enjoys having a roof while he can, and uses this time away productively. Will he level up his creepy? He could be composing new arguments for getting teen puss puss, or working on a sequel to his masterpiece, Wound. Maybe there are some troubled 18-year-old girls in the hospital he's fixating on.

 

[CuteThoughBuiltGood]

One second into the interview and I already can tell how cringey these outcast owls are.
View attachment 2355787

AKA "Don't violate our safe space to criticize us for being unfunny."

"Karen's" "Darren's"
What's with all the random capitalization, did Chris-Chan edit this? WTF is a Darren? And apostrophes don't make something plural.

They didn't close the parentheses...

 

[VoidFace]

One second into the interview and I already can tell how cringey these outcast owls are.
View attachment 2355787

AKA "Don't violate our safe space to criticize us for being unfunny."

"Karen's" "Darren's"
What's with all the random capitalization, did Chris-Chan edit this? WTF is a Darren? And apostrophes don't make something plural.

I’m guessing a “Darren” is a male Karen. They’re cringey af though.

 

[Wernology]

So, I got it downloaded and, because the video doesn't really add anything to it, it has that weird filter over it, and there are sync issues near the end, I just cut the video portion out entirely and left the audio.

I did make a quick attempt to normalize it somewhat and it did help a little with the massive volume difference between Lucas and the two interviewing him; there's still a decent difference and no way I want to go through the whole thing and pick and choose the parts with just Lucas talking to amplify them and then have to bring the other audio down, but I did even it out a little and Lucas is a bit easier to hear in most parts with less jarring volume differences between him and the interviewer.

Anyway, the stupid file is a little over 2GB so I threw it on google drive.

When it's done processing it'll be available there.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Lucas is on an adventure that we cannot share. Alas. I hope Lucas enjoys having a roof while he can, and uses this time away productively. Will he level up his creepy? He could be composing new arguments for getting teen puss puss, or working on a sequel to his masterpiece, Wound. Maybe there are some troubled 18-year-old girls in the hospital he's fixating on.

Not wanting to powerlevel too hard but if there is anyone for him to fixate on it wont be an issue because they have some extreme security in the psych ward to the point where its basically a comfier prison and before actually bringing him in they'd hold him in a cell and interview him thoroughly enough to know he's probably dangerous. I saw someone far less visibly crazy than Lucas being followed by 4 guards at all times so if he does end up fixating on anyone like that he wouldnt even have an opportunity to do anything and would probably be moved to another area of the building if he was really making it an issue

 

[wenttobermuda]

Not wanting to powerlevel too hard but if there is anyone for him to fixate on it wont be an issue because they have some extreme security in the psych ward to the point where its basically a comfier prison and before actually bringing him in they'd hold him in a cell and interview him thoroughly enough to know he's probably dangerous. I saw someone far less visibly crazy than Lucas being followed by 4 guards at all times so if he does end up fixating on anyone like that he wouldnt even have an opportunity to do anything and would probably be moved to another area of the building if he was really making it an issue

Most laughing academies are secure and tightly supervised. Nonetheless, the psych ward hook up is well-studied phenomenon. Mentally ill Romeo and Juliets are typically unable to fornicate while in the hospital but may exchange information despite the staff's best efforts to prevent it, and hook up when both are released. People in the psych ward are in crisis, often emotionally vulnerable, and intense relationships can form very quickly. Lucas knows this; he has no doubt seen it.

He's tried to do it.

Lucas has fixated on young women in the psych ward before, and tried to continue relationships that he thought he formed there upon his release. Lucas sent a patient candy after he got out. He was upset that she did not receive it, and boasted of the long conversations they would have. Recall that Lucas interprets any attention from a girl he is attracted to as sexual interest. He forms intense, sudden, asymmetrical "relationships" in his head. Psych wards often provide communal dining, group, recreational areas, etc, and it is not uncommon for men and women to mingle under the imperfect supervision of staff. It is very uncommon for Lucas to have the opportunity to mingle with women. Eastern State Hospital must seem like a nightclub to him.

Come to think of it, Lucas isn't doing too bad. He has a roof, walls, access to air conditioning. He will be regularly fed. There will most likely be women to talk to. And there will be people that have to talk to him and treat him like he matters. He can't be ignored. He will enjoy more food, shelter and social interaction during his stay than he is accustomed to.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Not wanting to powerlevel too hard but if there is anyone for him to fixate on it wont be an issue because they have some extreme security in the psych ward to the point where its basically a comfier prison and before actually bringing him in they'd hold him in a cell and interview him thoroughly enough to know he's probably dangerous. I saw someone far less visibly crazy than Lucas being followed by 4 guards at all times so if he does end up fixating on anyone like that he wouldnt even have an opportunity to do anything and would probably be moved to another area of the building if he was really making it an issue

I love hearing from people’s experiences here dealing with these types of people. Hell psych wards should be putting out job ads on kiwi farms if they are looking to hire. I jest but sadly a lot of people working in any frontline occupation handling people in the public space also get to experience the worst of people sometimes. I can’t imagine how bad some nights must be for bus drivers dealing with wackadoos which is why I always make sure to thank them and wish them a good night. It’s funny imagining Lucas with four orderlies leading him to a padded cell. It’s all routine before he is thrown back onto the street, as someone mentioned before he probably knows what to say to get out and start the process over again. He will never not be a leech on society until the day he dies. He really does make anyone go ‘muh taxes’ paying for this bum, the bum of bums.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Lucas requires everything off someone else, but he doesn't factor off his disgusting sexual draws and behaviors.

Spoiler: Returning soon to a Spokane street corner near you

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas has fixated on young women in the psych ward before, and tried to continue relationships that he thought he formed there upon his release. Lucas sent a patient candy after he got out. He was upset that she did not receive it, and boasted of the long conversations they would have. Recall that Lucas interprets any attention from a girl he is attracted to as sexual interest. He forms intense, sudden, asymmetrical "relationships" in his head. Psych wards often provide communal dining, group, recreational areas, etc, and it is not uncommon for men and women to mingle under the imperfect supervision of staff. It is very uncommon for Lucas to have the opportunity to mingle with women. Eastern State Hospital must seem like a nightclub to him.

I like that you use the nightclub analogy with all the auditory hallucinations and glowing orbs and light trails floating around some of the patients. What a great idea for a romcom, it could be a lifetime movie, “The Girl He Met in the Loonie Bin.” It’d be like that movie 51st Dates . Adam Sandler can still be in the movie it will just be more depraved and politically incorrect.

Come to think of it, Lucas isn't doing too bad. He has a roof, walls, access to air conditioning. He will be regularly fed. There will most likely be women to talk to. And there will be people that have to talk to him and treat him like he matters.

It’s kind of incredible when you put it that way like how much more of a fuck up can someone be really that they see an opportunity here to meet women. Maybe huffing spray paint would be one way Lucas could get any lower to scrape the bottom of the barrel I don’t know.

Edit: and then he’d be in rehab trying to beat his paint huffing addiction to meet women there

 

[AnOminous]

It’s kind of incredible when you put it that way like how much more of a fuck up can someone be really that they see an opportunity here to meet women. Maybe huffing spray paint would be lower I don’t know.

You could pick up women in rehab. That happens too. This is a really bad idea because if one relapses the other usually does too.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Not wanting to powerlevel too hard but if there is anyone for him to fixate on it wont be an issue because they have some extreme security in the psych ward to the point where its basically a comfier prison and before actually bringing him in they'd hold him in a cell and interview him thoroughly enough to know he's probably dangerous. I saw someone far less visibly crazy than Lucas being followed by 4 guards at all times so if he does end up fixating on anyone like that he wouldnt even have an opportunity to do anything and would probably be moved to another area of the building if he was really making it an issue

i have to disagree in part. It very much depends on the hospital, the ward, the patients, milieu, shift, and the staff.

Psych hospitals where I’ve been employed have varied a lot. A state-run facility had a syphilis outbreak on one ward and a sexual assault of an autistic patient on another ward. The forensic units do tend to be better equipped but voluntary or involuntary psych units without criminal involvement can really vary. Most of the assaults in general occurred nights and weekends where there is minimal staffing.

I would say it might be harder for patients to sneak off for sexual encounters depending on the ward, but the time it takes for a patient to corner or attack another is split-second. And lucas is pretty opportunistic. One place where I worked had an incident of near escape because one patient used the chaos of another patient trying to choke out a nurse to slip through the ward door out to the hallway. My first day on an adolescent psych unit involved having a severely autistic patient walk by me and slip her arm around mine to try to bite me. I’d worked in other psych units before so I slipped through quick but I recall how quick she had been.

as others mentioned, substance abuse rehabs have a reputation for hooking up and that’s something that’s pretty strongly admonished and monitored. I only had a few mini stints covering mental health cases at dual diagnosis rehabs but they seemed to be much better about discharging patients who begin forming exclusive relationships (courting/grooming). Inpatient psych units don’t have that luxury

Edit to add: I’ve never been employed or even stepped foot into the hospitals Lucas has been in or might be in, so if you’re speaking of his specific psych unit, then you may be right. It may be very secure and well-staffed. I’m commenting on psych units in general where I’ve worked in 3 states, but not Washington.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I'm not saying Lucas isn't dangerous - he is - but we also have to expect that Lucas will be "cock-blocked" by the mere presence of staff or younger male patients.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

i have to disagree in part. It very much depends on the hospital, the ward, the patients, milieu, shift, and the staff.

Psych hospitals where I’ve been employed have varied a lot. A state-run facility had a syphilis outbreak on one ward and a sexual assault of an autistic patient on another ward. The forensic units do tend to be better equipped but voluntary or involuntary psych units without criminal involvement can really vary. Most of the assaults in general occurred nights and weekends where there is minimal staffing.

I would say it might be harder for patients to sneak off for sexual encounters depending on the ward, but the time it takes for a patient to corner or attack another is split-second. And lucas is pretty opportunistic. One place where I worked had an incident of near escape because one patient used the chaos of another patient trying to choke out a nurse to slip through the ward door out to the hallway. My first day on an adolescent psych unit involved having a severely autistic patient walk by me and slip her arm around mine to try to bite me. I’d worked in other psych units before so I slipped through quick but I recall how quick she had been.

as others mentioned, substance abuse rehabs have a reputation for hooking up and that’s something that’s pretty strongly admonished and monitored. I only had a few mini stints covering mental health cases at dual diagnosis rehabs but they seemed to be much better about discharging patients who begin forming exclusive relationships (courting/grooming). Inpatient psych units don’t have that luxury

Edit to add: I’ve never been employed or even stepped foot into the hospitals Lucas has been in or might be in, so if you’re speaking of his specific psych unit, then you may be right. It may be very secure and well-staffed. I’m commenting on psych units in general where I’ve worked in 3 states, but not Washington.

That’s horrifying like I can’t even imagine, you are trying to administer care to someone as a nurse and they try to choke you out. I hate to think how many care workers have had to deal with this kind of trauma. They are doing some of the most essential work in society as caregivers so one would hope their safety is looked after at all times and they are given good pay and benefits, time off etc.

Edit: I mean for that kind of thing to happen and then be expected to show up to work again the next day must take a thick skin. I’m kind of glad in a way with Covid-19 frontline workers have gotten recognition for their services and the shit they have to put up with.