Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

IDK. This interview is really hard to get through. I'm about 15 minutes in.

Hope it picks up when they get off the topic of his fucking family, which we've already heard a million times.

You have to take it chunks.
Listen to small increments while doing work on your computer or between other tasks.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Okay, I finished the interview. Spoilers: Lucas never addresses what happened to him that caused the absence. Like I said, in about the middle it looked like they were coming up to it, but it looked like Skeletor lost his place and went back to Lucas's past.

Skeletor also decided that all the interviews that had been done with Lucas were "people making fun of him", and no one had ever tried to calmly talk to him about his past, this despite the fact that skeletor said he'd listened to "All of Lucas's interviews", which clearly means he never heard goldaor's first five, because that's exactly what Goldie was trying to do....right?

The Lucas interview ends with Lucas drooling over remembered meals. I know that's a shock. There's also no "deep dive into Lucas's psyche", so don't hold your breath for that either.

It's just more of the same, a few tidbits that are kind of interesting, but not worth sitting through two and a half hours.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Okay, I finished the interview. Spoilers: Lucas never addresses what happened to him that caused the absence. Like I said, in about the middle it looked like they were coming up to it, but it looked like Skeletor lost his place and went back to Lucas's past.

Skeletor also decided that all the interviews that had been done with Lucas were "people making fun of him", and no one had ever tried to calmly talk to him about his past, this despite the fact that skeletor said he'd listened to "All of Lucas's interviews", which clearly means he never heard goldaor's first five, because that's exactly what Goldie was trying to do....right?

The Lucas interview ends with Lucas drooling over remembered meals. I know that's a shock. There's also no "deep dive into Lucas's psyche", so don't hold your breath for that either.

It's just more of the same, a few tidbits that are kind of interesting, but not worth sitting through two and a half hours.

can someone archive the video so they don’t pull a goldy and delete it? Plus, I hate giving them views.

these guys are such utter let-downs. I’ve encountered click-bait that was less irritating to get through and had a better pay off.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I’m going to power level here for a minute. I used to be a social worker. In fact, I have an MSW. I worked for an organization that helped teens and young adults who had been in juvie with things like getting a GED, job skills, and basic adulting skills to that maybe they wouldn’t end up back on the farm.

I’ll never forget the kid that broke me for good. I wasn’t able to get my hands on his file before my first meeting with him. He told me about his life. He’d been locked up for stealing a car. He talked about all the abuse and molestation he suffered as a child, and it was some sick shit, man. He said it all so convincingly and it just broke my heart. I thought about how many adults in his life had completely failed him.

Then I found out the real reason he’d been locked up is he raped a six year old. That was the moment I knew I had to get out of the profession because I was inadvertently helping him reintegrate back into the community so he could find another kid to rape.



I would say that the majority of adults who have serious sexual dysfunctions suffered from some type of sexual abuse at one point or another, usually as children. Now, I’m not suggesting King Roy molested him, but Lucas is extremely vulnerable. He has people half his age that routinely steal from him and use him for booze and drugs, and he could be easily catfished all the way to Europe if someone put the work in to do so. There is no way that as a child he was not equally—if not even more so—vulnerable to predatory and abusive behavior.

This is why I am of the opinion that violent teens should be disposed of. If you are doing shit that bad that young, we simply do not have the tools, the technology, nor the political will to fix you. Snip the corrupted vine to save the garden.

Off topic, but would you suggest I switch majors? I'm not too deep into the sw track.

Honestly, unless you are dead set on getting some kind of degree in the next five or ten years, I would say learn a trade, live simply, and save your money.

 

[Oyåtrtsbmfahtèïp]

This is why I am of the opinion that violent teens should be disposed of. If you are doing shit that bad that young, we simply do not have the tools, the technology, nor the political will to fix you. Snip the corrupted vine to save the garden.



Honestly, unless you are dead set on getting some kind of degree in the next five or ten years, I would say learn a trade, live simply, and save your money.

I agree.
Seems like most of these people never get better and if released, they re-offend.
I'm no exactly pro death penalty only because of how costly it is and how shitty our judicial system is, but I'd pay for some bullets and take people like that out back. That would be a cheap way of getting rid of people that don't need to be alive anymore.

 

[wenttobermuda]

We knew this day was coming.

A winter of content. But we Wernologists have prepared, and our pantries are full of goodies.

Lucas got arrested huh? I thought his parents worked with the police and "bounty hunters". Cant believe his parents didnt save him, or Bernie Sanders with the powers of socialism

It is not clear if it's an arrest, or a mere involuntary hospitalization. In any event, Lucas has yet to process through county jail. Lucas was most likely taken to the ER, for the nearest mental health professional authorized to commit him for a 72-hour evaluation.

It may be time for interested Wernologists to reacquaint themselves with WA law governing involuntary hospitalization, 70.05 RCW.

Spoiler: law

WA recognizes three grounds being snatched by the men with butterfly nets: 1) likelihood of serious harm to others; 2) likelihood of serious harm to self; or 3) grave disability (a condition in which a person, as a result of a mental disorder (a) is in danger of serious physical harm resulting from a failure to provide for his or her essential human needs of health or safety, or (b) manifests severe deterioration in routine functioning evidenced by repeated and escalating loss of cognitive or volitional control over his or her actions).

While we don't know why the men with butterfly nets were called in this particular instance, consider that: Lucas screams on street corners and gets banned from homeless shelters for being aggressive; he is depressed, and known to threaten suicide; he has a payee and no adult skills, and plainly cannot manage his health.

The men with butterfly nets can hold Lucas for 72 hours for an evaluation. Longer stays require contested hearings, and it is difficult to keep someone in if they don't want to be. A doctor may petition for the involuntary commitment to be extended to 14, 90, or 180 days. Anything longer requires a judge to sign off on. Given this, Lucas's 9 months in the psych ward in 2017 has raised eyebrows. Either Lucas's stay became voluntary at some point, or his care team invested a tremendous amount of effort to keep him in the hospital.

Okay, I finished the interview. Spoilers: Lucas never addresses what happened to him that caused the absence. Like I said, in about the middle it looked like they were coming up to it, but it looked like Skeletor lost his place and went back to Lucas's past.

Skeletor also decided that all the interviews that had been done with Lucas were "people making fun of him", and no one had ever tried to calmly talk to him about his past, this despite the fact that skeletor said he'd listened to "All of Lucas's interviews", which clearly means he never heard goldaor's first five, because that's exactly what Goldie was trying to do....right?

The Lucas interview ends with Lucas drooling over remembered meals. I know that's a shock. There's also no "deep dive into Lucas's psyche", so don't hold your breath for that either.

It's just more of the same, a few tidbits that are kind of interesting, but not worth sitting through two and a half hours.

Thank you for the recap. I'm not going to listen to the cursed thing.

 

[Particle Bored]

Lucas got arrested huh? I thought his parents worked with the police and "bounty hunters". Cant believe his parents didnt save him, or Bernie Sanders with the powers of socialism

Plot twist: His parents sent the bounty hunters.

 

[WonderWino]

Plot twist: His parents sent the bounty hunters.

Double plot twist: these are the bounty hunters they sent. Just replace the critters with wernlings and other hobos and the hungry heifer with clinkerdaggers

 

[Trainwreck]

I'm interested to know if his prior hospitalizations and lack of follow-up care by him regarding his meds/counseling will have any effect on the provider's determination on what to do with him? Like it's clear he doesn't want help nor appreciate it, so why bother spending the time and resources on him when there are other people who actually want to get better.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Either Lucas's stay became voluntary at some point, or his care team invested a tremendous amount of effort to keep him in the hospital.

Given that he had that LRA that was in place for a few months after discharge and kept him from drinking, I think he was required to stay. My guess would be due to gravely disabled criteria more than active risk to self/others.

it definitely is harder to get and stay admitted for self-harm risk issues and harm to others. But gravely disabled seems to be a label that’s harder to shake and easier use to keep someone admitted because while inpatient, you’re provided for and there’s little opportunity to show that you’re able to care for yourself. With suicidality, you can start to show that you won’t kill yourself by not making shivs out of plastic forks.

Edit to add: I’d guess that his prior admits for SI won’t really matter and could make an evaluator less likely to take him seriously for risk to self. In terms of his continued non-compliance with meds and counseling, that wouldn’t really matter for admission due to immediate threat to self/others. But once he is admitted, it absolutely will impact or at least influence decisions on discharge. Especially if they use gravely disabled criteria to admit him or even to recommend against discharge. It might mean that he can only be discharged on another legal agreement for step down care.

 

[Freudian-slip-dress]

I don’t think anybody is surprised by this latest development. I think we are all more shocked that it didn’t happen sooner. He keeps proving that he is completely incapable of being a functioning member of society. I mean, he got catfished all the way to California with no way to get home, ffs. If a Gen Z bae told him that the sky was actually magenta, he would believe it if it meant he was getting laid. They just need to lock him up for life at this point. He’s never going to get better but he’s definitely going to get progressively worse. I wonder if his enabling mother ever wonders if she could have helped change the course of his life if she hadn’t babied him to this point.

 

[Twrx]

I'm interested to know if his prior hospitalizations and lack of follow-up care by him regarding his meds/counseling will have any effect on the provider's determination on what to do with him? Like it's clear he doesn't want help nor appreciate it, so why bother spending the time and resources on him when there are other people who actually want to get better.

The government has to both protect people from themselves, and other people from the crazies. We have Regan to thank for it. In all honesty, Lucas should have been thrown in an institution pretty early, and never released.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Given that he had that LRA that was in place for a few months after discharge and kept him from drinking, I think he was required to stay. My guess would be due to gravely disabled criteria more than active risk to self/others.

it definitely is harder to get and stay admitted for self-harm risk issues and harm to others. But gravely disabled seems to be a label that’s harder to shake and easier use to keep someone admitted because while inpatient, you’re provided for and there’s little opportunity to show that you’re able to care for yourself. With suicidality, you can start to show that you won’t kill yourself by not making shivs out of plastic forks.

Edit to add: I’d guess that his prior admits for SI won’t really matter and could make an evaluator less likely to take him seriously for risk to self. In terms of his continued non-compliance with meds and counseling, that wouldn’t really matter for admission due to immediate threat to self/others. But once he is admitted, it absolutely will impact or at least influence decisions on discharge. Especially if they use gravely disabled criteria to admit him or even to recommend against discharge. It might mean that he can only be discharged on another legal agreement for step down care.

This isn't Lucas's first trip to the laughing academy in 2021. The men with butterfly nets caught up with him at the STA plaza in March. His last two known hospitalizations were brief, hardly noticeable to all but the most devoted Wernologist. Will this time be any different? I would not be surprised if Lucas is prowling Spokane by the weekend, or if he isn't seen for several months.

I'm curious about which 70.05 criteria Lucas was hospitalized under this time: gonna hurt yourself, gonna hurt someone else, or super tarded. He doesn't seem to be threatening suicide much these days. Was he being aggressive, again? Did he spazz out at someone?

A spazz out may have attracted the men with butterfly nets this time, but if they take a close look at him, they will see that Lucas cannot care for himself. He is incapable of functioning as an independent adult, and is going to die from diabetes complications that he ignores. But is he super tarded, or legally gravely disabled? Will doctors declare a chronically homeless retard "gravely disabled" on the basis of him being a chronically homeless retard, and hold him until they can figure out what to do with him? Or will he be stabilized and let loose on Spokane again?

If he's deemed gravely disabled, he may be held longer; he will be more accountable to the mental health system, longer. At some point, if this continues, guardianship will be implicated. He already has a payee. But as his health declines, and he has more opportunities to demonstrate that he cannot handle financial or health-related decisions, he will be a strong candidate for having a legal guardian or conservator. If anybody cared enough about Lucas, and his fate, to order such a thing. Inability to take care of one's health is one of the major things courts consider in such instances and take Lucas's foot, MRSA and mental health as indicative of how he fares there.

 

[CuteThoughBuiltGood]

Okay, I finished the interview. Spoilers: Lucas never addresses what happened to him that caused the absence. Like I said, in about the middle it looked like they were coming up to it, but it looked like Skeletor lost his place and went back to Lucas's past.

Skeletor also decided that all the interviews that had been done with Lucas were "people making fun of him", and no one had ever tried to calmly talk to him about his past, this despite the fact that skeletor said he'd listened to "All of Lucas's interviews", which clearly means he never heard goldaor's first five, because that's exactly what Goldie was trying to do....right?

The Lucas interview ends with Lucas drooling over remembered meals. I know that's a shock. There's also no "deep dive into Lucas's psyche", so don't hold your breath for that either.

It's just more of the same, a few tidbits that are kind of interesting, but not worth sitting through two and a half hours.

Listened to all of it aswell. I agree with all that you said. The sound quality was so bad. Two hours absolutely wasted. Now I see why they had second thoughts on posting it. They got absolutely nowhere.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

This isn't Lucas's first trip to the laughing academy in 2021. The men with butterfly nets caught up with him at the STA plaza in March. His last two known hospitalizations were brief, hardly noticeable to all but the most devoted Wernologist. Will this time be any different? I would not be surprised if Lucas is prowling Spokane by the weekend, or if he isn't seen for several months.

I'm curious about which 70.05 criteria Lucas was hospitalized under this time: gonna hurt yourself, gonna hurt someone else, or super tarded. He doesn't seem to be threatening suicide much these days. Was he being aggressive, again? Did he spazz out at someone?

A spazz out may have attracted the men with butterfly nets this time, but if they take a close look at him, they will see that Lucas cannot care for himself. He is incapable of functioning as an independent adult, and is going to die from diabetes complications that he ignores. But is he super tarded, or legally gravely disabled? Will doctors declare a chronically homeless retard "gravely disabled" on the basis of him being a chronically homeless retard, and hold him until they can figure out what to do with him? Or will he be stabilized and let loose on Spokane again?

If he's deemed gravely disabled, he may be held longer; he will be more accountable to the mental health system, longer. At some point, if this continues, guardianship will be implicated. He already has a payee. But as his health declines, and he has more opportunities to demonstrate that he cannot handle financial or health-related decisions, he will be a strong candidate for having a legal guardian or conservator. If anybody cared enough about Lucas, and his fate, to order such a thing. Inability to take care of one's health is one of the major things courts consider in such instances and take Lucas's foot, MRSA and mental health as indicative of how he fares there.

God, could you imagine being Lucas's legal guardian?

 

[Wernology]

Fellow spergs Kiwis, I am deeply saddened to inform you that our cow will likely be on extended hiatus until further notice. At approximately 9:40pm Pacific time on July 12th, Lucas Werner was dragged screaming to the puzzle factory by men with butterfly nets, and fate would have it that I was there to witness and document it.

As I got off my bus downtown, I heard somebody screaming from the other side of the STA Plaza, and decided to go investigate the commotion. A small crowd of gawkers had formed, and upon peering over their shoulders, I stopped dead in my tracks; instead of some tweaker flatbill, the man they were staring at was none other than the telomerase King himself, restrained belly-down on the ground and surrounded by jerkops.

That piggy was screaming at the top of his lungs about greed and how he just wants a Gen Z lady, and making all the people waiting for their night bus visually uncomfortable. Several exasperated transit officers, who wear red shirts, wordlessly kept him restrained on the ground as an ambulance pulled into one of the bus slots. They allowed him to sit up and then stand, as a stretcher was unloaded by medical personnel. They tied him into the stretcher like an animal, then slowly carted him into the ambulance as he continued yelling and raving.

Some notable excerpts included:
"I WANT A GENERATION Z WOMAN. WHERE ARE THEY!!??"
"GEN Z MAN, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!!??"
"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE WORK FOR THEM!!?? YOU ALL WORK FOR GREED!! GREEEEEDYYYY!!!"

In typical form, there were almost no Gen Z people on the bus platform that evening.

I started taking photos right away, though the thronging onlookers made it hard to do so without compromising my identity. After getting several of him on the ground, I was mortified to find that my phone would no longer take photos, as the phone had reached it's storage limit (or just because the Wern is an SCP, and naturally short-circuits recording devices near him). The camera still didn't work after deleting some apps, so I thought fast and realized it would still take videos, in spite of refusing to photograph. Sadly, this apparently overwrote the previous photos, so the only one I have left of him on the ground is quite grainy.

However, I got a good angle at him in one of the recordings, while he was on the stretcher, so the first piece of media here is a still from that video, which shows him lying restrained in a stretcher. The second file, a video, is an audio sample of his screaming, visually cropped to leave out my legs. While the subject isn't X <3 Z related, I'm sure you can recognize his voice. The third image is a lone, blurry cryptid photograph of him sitting upright on the ground. And the fourth one is a short clip of them rasing the stretcher after restraining him in it. I only wish I could have been there to see whatever incident it was that led to him getting taken down and hauled off like this; now THAT would be some content.

This is a dark day for Wernology, though there's hope this milk drought might end when he gets out of the hospital, gets medicated, and inevitably gets back on teh interwebz. I'm looking forward to watching that AutistOwls interview, now that I know he's at the literal height of his derangement in it. They doubtless dawdled on releasing it because the footage radiates big "Chad schizophrenic VS virgin wannabe-vloggers" energy. Here's to our public health system failing society yet again by releasing this monster back onto the streets sooner rather than later (though I'm sure the young women of this city would beg to differ).

Just another evening at Spokane Transit...

O N E D A Y I go an entire day without having time to check the Farms and this happens.

This has got to be the best mood lifter I could have asked for, even the few seconds of incoherent screaming were amazing.

I wonder how he'll try to retcon this incident when he gets tagged and released by the hospital.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

God, could you imagine being Lucas's legal guardian?

I guess being a kiwi farms user and being his guardian would be a conflict of interest even if a Wernologist would put Lucas in his place, knowing that his place is far enough away from schools and close enough to the internet for our amusement. It’s interesting how the outcast owls guys interview comes off as giving Lucas what he wants which is validation by letting him tell his side of the story without any pushback. Some of the tidbits are kind of interesting. Of course he “mailed” Greta Thunberg,

 

[IceQueen]

I don’t think anybody is surprised by this latest development. I think we are all more shocked that it didn’t happen sooner. He keeps proving that he is completely incapable of being a functioning member of society. I mean, he got catfished all the way to California with no way to get home, ffs. If a Gen Z bae told him that the sky was actually magenta, he would believe it if it meant he was getting laid. They just need to lock him up for life at this point. He’s never going to get better but he’s definitely going to get progressively worse. I wonder if his enabling mother ever wonders if she could have helped change the course of his life if she hadn’t babied him to this point.

Tbh I think Myrna had something to do with him being in the hospital so long in 2017. I think the reason he hasn’t been in for any extended amount of time since is because she has finally washed her hands of him for the most part, and she was the last family member who was still involved with him at ALL up until she did.

Speaking of Myrna, apologies if this is old news, but did y’all know/notice that she has a tattoo of Seth and Carmen’s (idk who that is, one of the step-sisters maybe, or one of their kids/her grandchildren?) names? But sure, she loves PukeAss soooo much…

 

[Da Dude123]

I am thinking there is a plenty good chance Tubby may be released by the weekend. I have a feeling he was chimping out at the bus station and transit police responded and saw a lunatic on the verge of a nervous breakdown and had him committed.

Lucas is on the public dime and honestly the public health system may not care enough to keep him, even though he needs some time in the puzzle factory. Lucas doesn't want help. Well, that isn't completely true. He wants help finding a girl friend and maybe a bucket of KFC. And Skeletor got him those new Nikes. But he believes he is fine, just needs a hot Gen Z girlfriend. If those flatbills would quit hoarding them. This was the cause of his public chimpout. Completely normal he would say.

If they let him loose in 96 hours or 96 days he will be back to his cow antics mooing about bigots and agephobes and getting his handouts.

 

[Vi0l3t]

This isn't Lucas's first trip to the laughing academy in 2021. The men with butterfly nets caught up with him at the STA plaza in March. His last two known hospitalizations were brief, hardly noticeable to all but the most devoted Wernologist. Will this time be any different? I would not be surprised if Lucas is prowling Spokane by the weekend, or if he isn't seen for several months.

I'm curious about which 70.05 criteria Lucas was hospitalized under this time: gonna hurt yourself, gonna hurt someone else, or super tarded. He doesn't seem to be threatening suicide much these days. Was he being aggressive, again? Did he spazz out at someone?

A spazz out may have attracted the men with butterfly nets this time, but if they take a close look at him, they will see that Lucas cannot care for himself. He is incapable of functioning as an independent adult, and is going to die from diabetes complications that he ignores. But is he super tarded, or legally gravely disabled? Will doctors declare a chronically homeless retard "gravely disabled" on the basis of him being a chronically homeless retard, and hold him until they can figure out what to do with him? Or will he be stabilized and let loose on Spokane again?

If he's deemed gravely disabled, he may be held longer; he will be more accountable to the mental health system, longer. At some point, if this continues, guardianship will be implicated. He already has a payee. But as his health declines, and he has more opportunities to demonstrate that he cannot handle financial or health-related decisions, he will be a strong candidate for having a legal guardian or conservator. If anybody cared enough about Lucas, and his fate, to order such a thing. Inability to take care of one's health is one of the major things courts consider in such instances and take Lucas's foot, MRSA and mental health as indicative of how he fares there.

People need to take account of his current legal issues too and his probation may play in how long hes locked up.