Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

I'd guess he was on SSI, so he'd have to earn more than the maximum income or have more than the maximum assets you can have to qualify for it, which seems unlikely. Or he would have to have stopped being disabled, and if he was disabled a couple months ago, he still is, unless he was completely faking it.

I doubt he's lost it entirely. Maybe his payee (hope he has one) is keeping him on a tighter leash and trying to get him into actual housing. The fucker is really going to die otherwise, with that nearly gangrenous foot.

I think if anything, his payee is keeping more of the tard bux stowed away to try to get Tubby into housing. Would have loved to hear the loud moooo that Lucas would have left off if that is the case. Part of the payees responsibility is to try to make sure that a sped like Lucas has housing. Much easier said than done.

 

[mothman96]

I think if anything, his payee is keeping more of the tard bux stowed away to try to get Tubby into housing. Would have loved to hear the loud moooo that Lucas would have left off if that is the case. Part of the payees responsibility is to try to make sure that a sped like Lucas has housing. Much easier said than done.

If that was the case it would show up in the savings set aside for housing. His savings have not increase for a year. Back at the end of March, he got a check for the $400 he still had left in his acct. He went to stay at Motel 6 and there was another guy with him. It's when he swindled a pizza delivery guy out of pizzas. He could be spending some of his check and leaving part of it sitting in his acct like he did before.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I think if anything, his payee is keeping more of the tard bux stowed away to try to get Tubby into housing. Would have loved to hear the loud moooo that Lucas would have left off if that is the case. Part of the payees responsibility is to try to make sure that a sped like Lucas has housing. Much easier said than done.

this is exactly true. He does have a payee and other than being in prison or long term psych admission, he would only lose his disability if he was working too much, had too much assets, was being cared for by others entirely, or was no longer mentally ill.

the rumor or comment around this was that Lucas’s “circumstances have changed” and he “doesn’t have money coming in” which sounds like his payee is tightening the hold on his money. It could be that the Outcast owls misunderstood or Lucas may have simply lied. Both seem reasonable.

In response to a question about when they intend to post their supposed Lucas interview, Outcast Owls don't seem that into it:

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I’m feeling like this explanation is 100% bullshit. They have an actual group of people interested in something they want to put out. But they think that doing these shitty videos is higher priority? No way. Either they realized how pathetic they are and are trying to avoid more backlash (I doubt they care, all views are views) or, my vote, they realize that the video will not reflect well on them. Maybe after buying him shoes, they found out he’s not broke or maybe after time with him they realized he’s a fucking psycho or even worse maybe they want to distance themselves and Lucas won’t stop contacting them. But my guess is that they know the video will embarrass them more than anything. Because this is a complete 180. They initially bragged and teased the “two hour video” and are now saying it’s more of an exploration of his psyche? Do they think they’re fucking James Lipton? Just upload it or shut up.

 

[CuteThoughBuiltGood]

this is exactly true. He does have a payee and other than being in prison or long term psych admission, he would only lose his disability if he was working too much, had too much assets, was being cared for by others entirely, or was no longer mentally ill.

the rumor or comment around this was that Lucas’s “circumstances have changed” and he “doesn’t have money coming in” which sounds like his payee is tightening the hold on his money. It could be that the Outcast owls misunderstood or Lucas may have simply lied. Both seem reasonable.



I’m feeling like this explanation is 100% bullshit. They have an actual group of people interested in something they want to put out. But they think that doing these shitty videos is higher priority? No way. Either they realized how pathetic they are and are trying to avoid more backlash (I doubt they care, all views are views) or, my vote, they realize that the video will not reflect well on them. Maybe after buying him shoes, they found out he’s not broke or maybe after time with him they realized he’s a fucking psycho or even worse maybe they want to distance themselves and Lucas won’t stop contacting them. But my guess is that they know the video will embarrass them more than anything. Because this is a complete 180. They initially bragged and teased the “two hour video” and are now saying it’s more of an exploration of his psyche? Do they think they’re fucking James Lipton? Just upload it or shut u

this is exactly true. He does have a payee and other than being in prison or long term psych admission, he would only lose his disability if he was working too much, had too much assets, was being cared for by others entirely, or was no longer mentally ill.

the rumor or comment around this was that Lucas’s “circumstances have changed” and he “doesn’t have money coming in” which sounds like his payee is tightening the hold on his money. It could be that the Outcast owls misunderstood or Lucas may have simply lied. Both seem reasonable.



I’m feeling like this explanation is 100% bullshit. They have an actual group of people interested in something they want to put out. But they think that doing these shitty videos is higher priority? No way. Either they realized how pathetic they are and are trying to avoid more backlash (I doubt they care, all views are views) or, my vote, they realize that the video will not reflect well on them. Maybe after buying him shoes, they found out he’s not broke or maybe after time with him they realized he’s a fucking psycho or even worse maybe they want to distance themselves and Lucas won’t stop contacting them. But my guess is that they know the video will embarrass them more than anything. Because this is a complete 180. They initially bragged and teased the “two hour video” and are now saying it’s more of an exploration of his psyche? Do they think they’re fucking James Lipton? Just upload it or shut up.

Not to mention that their content is pure trash. The Lucas interview would probably be their best work.

 

[Garfieldchu]

In other words, they played back the recording and realized it was crap. Like Goldar, they're terrible interviewers. But even a good one would struggle to keep Lucas on topic because he's incapable of going five words without yelling about zoomer bigots.

 

[Da Dude123]

I wonder if those outcast owls will release their Lucas interview. I doubt it is anything special. Probably Lucas moooing and reeeing about bigots and agephobes. Probably mentions being plenty good and being completely ready to be a dad. Probably also is inviting a 18 year old girl to Dick's drive in. But she better be good looking. Because Lucas has standards.

 

[AnOminous]

Part of the payees responsibility is to try to make sure that a sped like Lucas has housing. Much easier said than done.

It's no wonder people who do this shit burn out so fast. Can you imagine being the nicest, most well intentioned person in the world, and trying to save absolute scum like this from themselves, while knowing the intimate details of their lives enough you know they don't deserve it and should be shoved into a pool of lava?

It's no wonder that shit turns people who start out Pollyanna into Cruella de Vil in a few short years.

Don't ever do social work. You may think your heart is already broken, but you haven't seen what happens when it's not just broken, but macerated, eviscerated, tenderized, smashed to a pulp, ground into a slurry, and then forced down your throat.

 

[Da Dude123]

It's no wonder people who do this shit burn out so fast. Can you imagine being the nicest, most well intentioned person in the world, and trying to save absolute scum like this from themselves, while knowing the intimate details of their lives enough you know they don't deserve it and should be shoved into a pool of lava?

It's no wonder that shit turns people who start out Pollyanna into Cruella de Vil in a few short years.

Don't ever do social work. You may think your heart is already broken, but you haven't seen what happens when it's not just broken, but macerated, eviscerated, tenderized, smashed to a pulp, ground into a slurry, and then forced down your throat.

On top of that, social workers get paid terribly. Teachers love to run their mouths about how little money they make. Oh, social workers have it worse, and most of them have bachelors degrees many have masters degrees. Being a payee and having all these speds calling you all the time trying to get money. It would wear you down quickly.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

If pussy is therapy does that mean Lucas is finally ready to admit he needs therapy? That's a step in the right direction, but the place to start for that is taking your meds and not trying to get high schoolers to try to find your dislocated dick under all that greasy blubber.

It probably means that even if he goes to therapy, he's probably going to try and perv on either mentally broken girls or nurses with good intentions.
Or both.

Alternatively, its just Lucas ragman psycho babble.

What the fuck, he says that shit about cocks up his ass and are you my dad like 5 times in that video. It would have been noteworthy even if he said it once. Must have really thought he had a winner there.

Are we to assume the darkest possible scenario that King Wern is a pedo?
Or is this just more Lucas Freudian slip admitting that if he were a dad he would anally molest his kids?

 

[Krathnami]

I’m going to power level here for a minute. I used to be a social worker. In fact, I have an MSW. I worked for an organization that helped teens and young adults who had been in juvie with things like getting a GED, job skills, and basic adulting skills to that maybe they wouldn’t end up back on the farm.

I’ll never forget the kid that broke me for good. I wasn’t able to get my hands on his file before my first meeting with him. He told me about his life. He’d been locked up for stealing a car. He talked about all the abuse and molestation he suffered as a child, and it was some sick shit, man. He said it all so convincingly and it just broke my heart. I thought about how many adults in his life had completely failed him.

Then I found out the real reason he’d been locked up is he raped a six year old. That was the moment I knew I had to get out of the profession because I was inadvertently helping him reintegrate back into the community so he could find another kid to rape.

Are we to assume the darkest possible scenario that King Wern is a pedo?
Or is this just more Lucas Freudian slip admitting that if he were a dad he would anally molest his kids?

I would say that the majority of adults who have serious sexual dysfunctions suffered from some type of sexual abuse at one point or another, usually as children. Now, I’m not suggesting King Roy molested him, but Lucas is extremely vulnerable. He has people half his age that routinely steal from him and use him for booze and drugs, and he could be easily catfished all the way to Europe if someone put the work in to do so. There is no way that as a child he was not equally—if not even more so—vulnerable to predatory and abusive behavior.

 

[Twrx]

I’m going to power level here for a minute. I used to be a social worker. In fact, I have an MSW. I worked for an organization that helped teens and young adults who had been in juvie with things like getting a GED, job skills, and basic adulting skills to that maybe they wouldn’t end up back on the farm.

I’ll never forget the kid that broke me for good. I wasn’t able to get my hands on his file before my first meeting with him. He told me about his life. He’d been locked up for stealing a car. He talked about all the abuse and molestation he suffered as a child, and it was some sick shit, man. He said it all so convincingly and it just broke my heart. I thought about how many adults in his life had completely failed him.

Then I found out the real reason he’d been locked up is he raped a six year old. That was the moment I knew I had to get out of the profession because I was inadvertently helping him reintegrate back into the community so he could find another kid to rape.



I would say that the majority of adults who have serious sexual dysfunctions suffered from some type of sexual abuse at one point or another, usually as children. Now, I’m not suggesting King Roy molested him, but Lucas is extremely vulnerable. He has people half his age that routinely steal from him and use him for booze and drugs, and he could be easily catfished all the way to Europe if someone put the work in to do so. There is no way that as a child he was not equally—if not even more so—vulnerable to predatory and abusive behavior.

Off topic, but would you suggest I switch majors? I'm not too deep into the sw track.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

No more recent tard sign finds and the Owl vultures had a moment of self awareness and realized fatty is too rancid for even them to pick at. Disappointing. Somewhere out there is a living monument to failure, sitting alone mumbling to himself about inceldom and comically incorrect world views, and there's an audience of anonymous spectators who aren't able to point and laugh. I won't mind when this chapter of The Life and Times of a Fat Faggot ends.

Off topic, but would you suggest I switch majors? I'm not too deep into the sw track.

Switch to majoring in Age Gap Breeding.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Lucas posted a whole ton of words in the comments section for that latest "song" video. Most of it was pseudoscience babble but there was also this part. Where he recommends walking up to teenagers in the mall and opening with "Are you 18?" And then offer to buy them subway. He's like Jared before the weight loss.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Lol at these owl fucks, maybe they need a thread of their own they seem like borderline cows themselves.

What if someone made a detailed communication to the SSI fraud email listing out all of Lucas’ vids where he said he wasn’t mentally ill and also pointing directly to all his vids saying he was looking for work, just got money off cashapp, and was starting his own insult comic business? Think that would hypothetically sink his tugboat?

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

What if someone made a detailed communication to the SSI fraud email listing out all of Lucas’ vids where he said he wasn’t mentally ill and also pointing directly to all his vids saying he was looking for work, just got money off cashapp, and was starting his own insult comic business? Think that would hypothetically sink his tugboat?

No. You can make some money, part time work, and keep SSI. He doesn’t make near enough from cashapp for that.

And no one would watch a video and think he was not mentally ill.

 

[CuteThoughBuiltGood]

Lucas posted a whole ton of words in the comments section for that latest "song" video. Most of it was pseudoscience babble but there was also this part. Where he recommends walking up to teenagers in the mall and opening with "Are you 18?" And then offer to buy them subway. He's like Jared before the weight loss.
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All of those skills, all of that knowledge and somehow he's still single for close to a decade. Must be the zoomer dudeds stealing his chicks right before the Wern has a shot at landing one. This must be the worst type of romantic misfortune ever.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas posted a whole ton of words in the comments section for that latest "song" video. Most of it was pseudoscience babble but there was also this part. Where he recommends walking up to teenagers in the mall and opening with "Are you 18?" And then offer to buy them subway. He's like Jared before the weight loss.
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He spends so much time thinking about the correct words to approach women, and every time he decides that he's found the secret key to unlock their legs.

Yet somehow, I doubt if Lucas ever even gets up to the point of using these magic words. He'll find some schizo reason to decide that he's being cockblocked, or that there's too many girls, or that their facial expressions, or the level of blushing on their skin, indicate something negative about them, or he'll decide that he's seen them before with other men so they have some sort of STD.

The amount of time he spends pondering the correct way to approach children would be frightening, if it wasn't ALL he ever did. His plans never go further than the blueprint stage.

Remember, Lucas is by his own admission a "deep thinker". That means he's not a man of action. He's a coward, who hides behind dumpsters, while staring at little girls, feeling such pain in his heart, such love.

If only they would notice him! If only there weren't all those guys around! But then, when they do glance up at this big creepy guy breathing heavily behind them, Lucas looks down at his feet. He shrugs. Cockblocked again!

They would all be in love with him if they could only see him for the incredible man that he is.

Thanks for this, Walter. This is the funniest thing Lucas-related in quite a while.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Lucas posted a whole ton of words in the comments section for that latest "song" video. Most of it was pseudoscience babble but there was also this part. Where he recommends walking up to teenagers in the mall and opening with "Are you 18?" And then offer to buy them subway. He's like Jared before the weight loss.
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Hotter women are automatically more mentally stable?

This is another great example of Lucas' bizarre habit of occasionally taking a break from doomer posting about how he's been single for a decade because all women are bigots, to say some complete opposite shit as if it doesn't directly contradict his usual narrative. 18 year old women love men up to 40 years older than them! The bars on Post Street are overflowing with age gap loving hotties who know about telomerase! It's the easiest thing in the world to talk to girls, you just give them generic compliments, exchange names, pay for low tier sandwiches (muh fooooood) and BOOM, you have a girlfriend! Then next comment we'll be back to "agephobia" and "what's the location!?" and "hook me up" as if he didn't just tell us where to find all these hot zoomers who love older men and how it's so easy to talk to them and pick them up.

As to why the fuck he posts things like this, here's my theory, I think this is the level Lucas operates on. At a certain part of his mood cycle a sort of manic optimism kicks in and Lucas will begin fantasizing. He'll imagine that every teenage girl wants a middle aged hobo daddy, he'll run conversations with them in his head where his basic small talk makes her melt instantly, and she becomes his girlfriend. This fantasy makes Lucas feel good. It makes him feel like he has a plan and success is immanent. Because he has no theory of mind or basic self-awareness, he thinks that sharing his brilliant plan on social media will make him seem cool, or make the trolls jealous, or something. Then he won't go to Post Street or the mall. If he does he will stare longingly at the young women and try desperately to think of some excuse as to why he can't approach. It's all society's fault somehow, that girl is probably a capitalist and hey I saw her briefly look at another guy across the room, can't compete with that, cockblocked again. He will suppress the thought that only a little while ago he was smugly giving dating advice that he himself has never followed (not that it would work if he did).

 

[mothman96]

@Trainwreck , @Huge Fungus , @Observant_Gondola , @cuddle striker - Any idea why the Freak would think Post st. is where the Gen Z girls are into men 20 to 40 yrs older. In one of his signs he called Post St. the age gap st. I'm thinking it's just his delusional rutting animal brain.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas posted a whole ton of words in the comments section for that latest "song" video. Most of it was pseudoscience babble but there was also this part. Where he recommends walking up to teenagers in the mall and opening with "Are you 18?" And then offer to buy them subway. He's like Jared before the weight loss.
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He seriously thinks going up to young girls in the mall, asking 'are you 18? you're very beautiful. Would you like a 6" sub?' is a good idea? That shit is likely to get him arrested. More than likely the first time he does it. He is just asking for another news headline if he tries that one. It'll be starbucks 2.0

As for 'acting like jon stewart with a starlet' lucas's version of acting like jon stewart with zoomer baes is an awful lot like this I bet:

Those highschoolers had the right idea with how to deal with him as well

What if someone made a detailed communication to the SSI fraud email listing out all of Lucas’ vids where he said he wasn’t mentally ill and also pointing directly to all his vids saying he was looking for work, just got money off cashapp, and was starting his own insult comic business? Think that would hypothetically sink his tugboat?

Yes, it theoretically could. By law it would necessitate an investigation and somebody having a talk with him about it, to determine if he's making more than he should, hoarding the money he made that way without declaring it or faking his illness. Though considering how he behaves its unlikely he would get busted for the claiming he isn't mentally ill, seeing as that would become blatantly obvious about five seconds into speaking with him. It would more than likely end with an explicit warning regarding not declaring the money he grifted out of people as he is supposed to, which would probably scare the shit out of him, at least for awhile.

No. You can make some money, part time work, and keep SSI. He doesn’t make near enough from cashapp for that.

Not exactly. You can make a certain amount of money, work and such but you absolutely have to declare that you've done so, both for tax and SSI qualification purposes in case adjustments are needed. Lucas doesn't. It doesn't matter how much you make in that regard, it all has to be declared. The way he has done things has absolutely been a violation. Will they do anything to him about it? Not likely, but he will get an explicit warning about doing it in the future and you can absolutely get booted off SSI and anything else for that matter, for failing to declare the income you're making enough times

That said, he really seems to equate food with getting a mate. He's like a literal caveman in that regard. The dinner invites, the burrito incident, now the subway stuff..... and even lucas should have had enough sense to know why a creepy pedo shouldn't be offering teen girls subway sandwiches of all things. He's just asking to be called the next jared with that one