Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

New Lucas vid

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Shitty Amber haydurs have to move on to incel content now. You're a couple years late for those views, Alex.

 

[Rogowski]

Real gibberish hours who’s up?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Is he broken?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Why does he always ask “where the women at?” Does he think there’s a giant cattle pen on the east side of town, aka Girl District, where the ladies are collected and kept for perusal of flatbills?

They're all around you on the street, you fat blind fuck. They’re everywhere that people are. Go to where people are, and that is where you’ll find the mystical 51% of the population that you seem to have difficulty finding.

Lucas seems to have that weird incel thing where he thinks of the population as “well there’s guys and people and stuff, and then there’s also women.” Like they’re in some strange Other category by themselves, and not actually the slight majority of the human population. Lucas describes women like they’re a small cultural minority that lives in one specific section of town and has its own specialty food shops.

It falls in line with his weird insistence that gen Z guys should 'hook him up' with girls or they're being selfish, as if women are a commodity.

I hate to be this guy, but is this something we should report? Lucas seriously should not be slumming in a day care parking lot.

Homeless weirdos are everywhere in cities and so are day care centers. If someone there gets annoyed they can call it in. But without a local, non-anonymous complainant the police are unlikely to do anything right now unless it's a registered sex offender.

In a sense I would be a lot more worried if Lucas were hanging around a junior high school than day care.

 

[Poop Shoot]

God he is deteriorating fast. You can almost see parts of his brain rotting in real time.

 

[wenttobermuda]

"Onst, onst, onst, onst, onst, onst, onst." Lucas Werner.

God damn, is he writting poems again? Is this Rapper Wern? If so, it must be on the hope that a Gen Z queen will come across his rhymes, recognize his genius, and then demand he impregnate her.

I really want to hear Lucas perform some of this gibberish. Better yet, put it over a beat. He could really use a ghost writer, though.

Eta: His gibberish is so ripe for parody.

 

[AbraCadaver]

There needs to be a stronger rating than “Lunacy.”

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Remember, just like when he says feggit and niggur a million times, this non-functional slang salad is just Lucas playing a character.

He's not really like this fam; this is all a clever and deliberate bit of performance art.

And if you believe that, there's a bridge I'd like to sell you...

 

[Kane Lives]

Goodness. I can't even parse his latest rants. He really is deteriorating in real time, and documenting it too.

On a side note, this might just be a case of neologism arising from schizophrenia. Lucas would make for a classic psychiatric medical student case study.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Remember, just like when he says feggit and niggur a million times, this non-functional slang salad is just Lucas playing a character.

He's not really like this fam; this is all a clever and deliberate bit of performance art.

And if you believe that, there's a bridge I'd like to sell you...

If he lives under said bridge, I ain’t buying.

 

[Rogowski]

Lucas is probably about to be catfished again. Looking at the profile for longer than 2 seconds makes it immediately obvious that it’s a troll. What’s even more obvious is that the name in the profile url doesn’t match the name on or sex of the person in the profile:

https://www.facebook.com/philipe.brodeur.5

I googled the name out of curiosity and all I got was an Irish CEO and a Canadian journalist and I’m hopeful that they have better shit to do than fuck with Lucas.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lucas is probably about to be catfished again. Looking at the profile for longer than 2 seconds makes it immediately obvious that it’s a troll. What’s even more obvious is that the name in the profile url doesn’t match the name on or sex of the person in the profile:

https://www.facebook.com/philipe.brodeur.5

I googled the name out of curiosity and all I got was an Irish CEO and a Canadian journalist and I’m hopeful that they have better shit to do than fuck with Lucas.

Haha he’s even being shitty to an obvious catfish who is TRYING to appeal to him. “I’m being an arsehole to get your phone number.” What did he say to annoy “her” with negativity?

He even fucks up being nice to catfish. And he wonders why real women hate him.

Also one look at the page tells you it’s a man writing it with the intent to troll. No one puts up that many bikini photos juxtaposed with “all women are bein sluts on insta and in the gym amirite” memes. Come on Lucas, I know your brain is just rotting swiss cheese at this point, but at least TRY to summon a rational judgment.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

He is reverting back to potato wern again

Can you imagine the look on a womans face if THAT waddled up beside her as she was getting into her car in a parking lot

He never stopped, did you see how fat his neck got when he looked down in his last videos at Pioneer?

Wait, did Lucas lose his spot at the temporary library shelter? Or did he have a different reason for wandering the streets and dropping horny jeremiads in the dark?

I want to believe they kicked him, but given how much of an idiot he is it's more likely he was too late to show up due to making videos/'memes'

Lucas lurking around a daycare doesn't alarm me too much. The kiddies there can't get pregnant, so unless he's reached the point where he's going to kidnap and groom a 6 year old long-term, it's probably harmless. Lucas likely won't reach that point for another month or so.

I would document for now, and if it continues, a member who lives in Spokane should report it. Lucas is a notorious predator, but like you said, he's likely just skulking around nearby parking lots

In a sense I would be a lot more worried if Lucas were hanging around a junior high school than day care.

Give it time, given how his mind is deteriorating along with his growing desperation, I wouldn't be surprised to see him caught hanging around colleges and high schools, and getting progressively worse

Lucas is probably about to be catfished again. Looking at the profile for longer than 2 seconds makes it immediately obvious that it’s a troll. What’s even more obvious is that the name in the profile url doesn’t match the name on or sex of the person in the profile:

https://www.facebook.com/philipe.brodeur.5

I googled the name out of curiosity and all I got was an Irish CEO and a Canadian journalist and I’m hopeful that they have better shit to do than fuck with Lucas.

Good, let him get catfished again. It's like a dumb animal getting eaten for lacking self preservation

Haha he’s even being shitty to an obvious catfish who is TRYING to appeal to him. “I’m being an arsehole to get your phone number.” What did he say to annoy “her” with negativity?

He even fucks up being nice to catfish. And he wonders why real women hate him.

Also one look at the page tells you it’s a man writing it with the intent to troll. No one puts up that many bikini photos juxtaposed with “all women are bein sluts on insta and in the gym amirite” memes. Come on Lucas, I know your brain is just rotting swiss cheese at this point, but at least TRY to summon a rational judgment.

Let it happen, it makes his constant insults of everyone else being stupid all the more hilarious

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I'm just going to say what everyone is thinking:
Somebody should introduce Lucas Werner to Russell Greer so they can collaborate on a rap song.
Russell has claimed he's putting out two songs a month, so he's going to need all the help he can get.

Lucas lurking around a daycare doesn't alarm me too much.

I'm more worried about any single mothers who cross paths with Lucas while dropping their kids off.
Especially the minority women, because Lucas is such a bigot that he believes they'd be more desperate to hop on his MRSA dick.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lol! This is on the catfish's Facebook page...

 

[WonderWino]

"Onst, onst, onst, onst, onst, onst, onst." Lucas Werner.

God damn, is he writting poems again? Is this Rapper Wern? If so, it must be on the hope that a Gen Z queen will come across his rhymes, recognize his genius, and then demand he impregnate her.

I really want to hear Lucas perform some of this gibberish. Better yet, put it over a beat. He could really use a ghost writer, though.

Eta: His gibberish is so ripe for parody.

......I think this is one of those things the simpsons predicted years ago

Remember, just like when he says feggit and niggur a million times, this non-functional slang salad is just Lucas playing a character.

He's not really like this fam; this is all a clever and deliberate bit of performance art.

And if you believe that, there's a bridge I'd like to sell you...

Its a bridge in arizona.....next lucas's mothers house i'm sure

Somebody should introduce Lucas Werner to Russell Greer so they can collaborate on a rap song.

.....That could easily turn into a literal irl dumb and dumber scenario where russ rents a white pedo van and he and lucas do a cross country adventure to spread the word about telomeres, stalk 16 year olds and return a briefcase issue a court summons to taylor swift

 

[Army Burger]

There needs to be a stronger rating than “Lunacy.”

Isn't that the autistic rating? Either one would be good for Lucas

 

[mothman96]

Lol! This is on the catfish's Facebook page....

Give it a huge receding hairline and a box cutter instead of the knives, that's Lucas right there. And what she posted along with it.
Of course, we know Lucas wouldn't save anyone, he'd run to save his own life while shitting his pants.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Is he broken?

god almighty, that reads a bit like Ursonate, but it makes even less sense
his brain has clearly had a general protection fault