Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Yup. And he calls himself "the adult in the situation" (one of his regular fantasies / justifications for his passive behavior is that he's the grownup who has to "hang back" and "oversee" or "observe" the Zoomer Baes, when obviously he's just shy, awkward, and boring) because he finally has a mask after what, 3 months of the Gen Z Sex Plague?
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Way to be an early adopter, Mucous!
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Somehow lucas looks even creepier with the mask on. The last habit he needs is 'observing' kids while wearing a mask and looking extra creepy. That could be taken the wrong way very easily
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
And Lucas legitimately rages about it. I miss that old Lucas talking telomere insanity, it's not quite the same now.
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The greybeards of spokane having their weekly meeting discussing lucas's research and how they can use it to attract women

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Two hours later: a local spokane greybeard rages when lucas's techniques and research do not allow him to win over a little girl

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That said, the funny thing is lucas thinks his 'research' is ultra important and completely and utterly true and works to attract young women, hence his claim that greybeards have actually used it to get said women. He claims to have witnessed proof of this. So, if that is the case and they are using his research, how does lucas explain the fact that the same research doesn't work for him? He himself is proof that it doesn't work and is proof that the greybeard stuff is a delusion he created yet he is entirely oblivious to this. He can't reconcile his lack of success using his own research as proof its bs
 
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He never really stopped. He still artistically screeches about strong dna with no evidence of there being such a thing as strong dna. He even mentioned telomeres in his last video. Even being told he's wrong by experts in the field doesn't stop him believing he is right about everything. He's that much of a narcissist. I missed the brief period she shut up about it and just screeched agephobia
darkwingosonichugorl said:
And Lucas legitimately rages about it. I miss that old Lucas talking telomere insanity, it's not quite the same now.
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Lucas just opened the package, and his first comment was: "...but he didn't include the chocolates!"

Hope it was worth it, GAL-DOOR. Give Lucas a gift, old or not, and he can't even manage to learn how to pronounce your name. But then again, it took him about 5 years to even acknowledge that he might be pronouncing misogyny incorrectly, so perhaps this is all we can expect.

Sounds like they are pretty buddy-buddy.

This sure is an interesting long con, huh?

It kinda looks like you're just friends with a pedophile.

But to each his own.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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Lucas just opened the package, and his first comment was: "...but he didn't include the chocolates!"

Hope it was worth it, GAL-DOOR. Give Lucas a gift, old or not, and he can't even manage to learn how to pronounce your name. But then again, it took him about 5 years to even acknowledge that he might be pronouncing misogyny incorrectly, so perhaps this is all we can expect.

Sounds like they are pretty buddy-buddy.

This sure is an interesting long con, huh?

It kinda looks like you're just friends with a pedophile.

But to each his own.
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Its going to backfire on him sooner or later. That said i'm not sure i'd want to be sending lucas anything with the worlds 'my internet friend lucas werner' written on it, nor to be seen publicly as being his 'friend.' Lucas will be back in the nuthouse or jail sooner or later and if by chance its for doing something questionable to a woman or a teen girl, or getting caught with kiddie porn or the like all of this will come back on him real quick. and its not like he could argue he didn't see it coming considering lucas's history
 
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Patchwork Ragdoll said:
Not going to lie, it would be amazing to see Lucas go bungee jumping. 🤣🤣🤣
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That would have to be a hell of a bungee cord... Getting his bloated ass back up in the air would require elasticity currently unknown to science...

As we watch him slowly circling the drain of full-on dribbling incoherence and a permanent straitjacket/rhino tranqs for every meal, it occurs to me that a sane society would euthanise an animal that was this obviously damaged. If he wasn't so creepy, it'd be sad.
 
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It would have been so easy to just google "why does hair turn grey" instead of coming up with all that inane bullshit.
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But the Google results wouldn't have allowed him to appear smart and superior.

That's the only point of science, you know.

To make Lucas feel temporarily smarter than normal adults.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
But the Google results wouldn't have allowed him to appear smart and superior.

That's the only point of science, you know.

To make Lucas feel temporarily smarter than normal adults.
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....Which is why homer does an eerily good job of channeling lucas in this clip


Except for the high school diploma part. We all know he doesn't have one of those
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lucas learned a new "sciencey" word: adenosine triphosphate.

He repeats it 6 times in his most recent 2 minute long video on IG.

Expect to hear it much more. I predict it to be the new "right supramarginal gyrus of the brain".
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Seriously, everyone in the scientific community simply refers to it as ATP. Lucas would know this if he progressed beyond labelling a diagram of a cell in his entry level college class. It’s actually pathetic how hard he tries.
 
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You sound surprised by this, after having numerous video evidence of Lucas eating off the floor, and other unhygienic surfaces
Patchwork Ragdoll said:
Lucas films himself attempting to play a game while taking a shit. Doesn't understand that this isn't normal behavior. View attachment 1409486Earbuds on dirty bathroom floor, and you know he just picked them up and put them back in his ears.
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Lets see what bait he's tried. Leaving candy/etc. with his pedo notes, pseudoscience, his psycho board games, offers of- food (from a burrito to a lobster dinner) / booze/weed. Tried to manipulate young women with threats of "suicide", his 'inheritance" , the bible, --didn't work. Next up- the DS. Now the Gen Z babes won't be able to resist and they'll be lining up to date the Spokane pedo freak cause he's got a DS.

Was it Goldaor who put it in Lucas's schizo head that the DS is going to get the Gen Z's all hot for him?

Lucas said:
Now Gen Z Will Date Me
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