Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Which page is this? I've never heard of Lucas being banned from any platform, he seems to use Tinder a lot and just constantly gets rejected. The dick pick from a borrow phone sounds like something that should have been brought up again since its such a Lucas thing to use someone elses phone for such a repulsive act
MeganDodgedABullet said:
Yeah it's cray.I've been digging back into this thread, finding some whacky shit. The time he sent a dick pic using a borrowed phone at a tard refuge and used it for phone sex with some girl "going on 17", ended up being banned from tinder etc by the wranglers.
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#thatsnoteddiemurphylucasyoumoron
 
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Mere tourist?

I am a Wernologist.

I have devoted a bitter portion of my life and imagination to the black art or Wernology.

I am intimate with total, comprehensive failure, the worst and weakest of human nature. Nothing fucked up that can befall a loser is unknown to me. I am haunted by unfathomable lusts, madness, dysfunction and bad smells.

But mostly, I laugh. A mirthless laugh. It is awesome and I regret none of it. Fuck Lucas Colby Werner and all of his sad, stupid hopes and dreams.
 
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Coach McGuirk said:
Lucas goes deeper than a "tourist attraction ", he's a full blown example of the slow process of mental decay that happens when you do nothing but think about sex. Watching his slow mental breakdown, is almost like a scientific observation at this point.
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Like the borg queen is the literal personification of the collective, lucas is the personification of inceldom as a whole....which is even more horrifying when you think about it
 
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telemeres69 said:
Which page is this? I've never heard of Lucas being banned from any platform, he seems to use Tinder a lot and just constantly gets rejected. The dick pick from a borrow phone sounds like something that should have been brought up again since its such a Lucas thing to use someone elses phone for such a repulsive act
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post 4073 and pages around it. Was a lot going on. Take a rope in with ya if you're going that deep.

Also: seems he has been on fetlife twice and POF and tinder prob multiple times.
Safe spelunking!
 
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Pump Meat said:
These “memes” Lucas manufactures really brings out the shallow nature of his personality. Lucas doesn’t understand how these image macros work, that they are supposed to connect with people through a shared experience. The “Scumbag Steves” and “Bad Luck Brians” of the internet are something like fairy tale tropes where the image of a dour urban white kid or the overly eager youth with braces creates associations that prepare us for the text superimposed onto the image. The familiarity they generate is comforting and the text is supposed to be something relatable but not often acknowledged.

Lucas largely lives in his own head where he crafts simplistic narratives and then projects them onto everything he sees. He assumes the truth of these projections and does not ask the question “does everyone agree?” Lucas has been developing this mythology about “Generation Z” overwhelmingly having these communistic sympathies and barely concealed disgust towards capitalism and assumes this is a sociological fact that has gained widespread acceptance. This activity has progressed to the point that Lucas earnestly believes that the assumptions he has are held universally; so he takes selfies and plasters whatever talkingpoint is consuming him at the moment over said selfie and proceeds to share it as if he is actually connecting with people.

Obviously he is connecting with no one. The images themselves are off putting because they are a failed simulacrum of genuine human expression. The overlaying text is bewildering to people who haven’t learned Lucas’ political pigeon speech. The combination of both image and text becomes something greater than the sum of its two parts, it is essentially an invitation into the world of Lucas Werner where he is the only long term resident and he seems perpetually engaged in some kind of performance for an audience of shadows.

We really are nothing more than mere tourists coming to gawk at an internet freakshow. The people that reach out to Lucas are, in essence, just rowdy patrons banging on the bars of Lucas’ cage to elicit a more animated response.
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Poetry.

What really blows my mind is that he really, truly, sincerely thinks that all the "greybeards" are using "his" research on his website to get laid.. first of all, no one knew about that stupid-ass website to begin with and doubt they know you exist and secondly, that's not "your" research it is just a scattered collection of your misinterpretations of others' actual work. He didn't do shit.

Yes, I am bringing up old shit because I have been watching old videos.
 
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Patchwork Ragdoll said:
It looks like he found a mask in a trash can.
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Yup. And he calls himself "the adult in the situation" (one of his regular fantasies / justifications for his passive behavior is that he's the grownup who has to "hang back" and "oversee" or "observe" the Zoomer Baes, when obviously he's just shy, awkward, and boring) because he finally has a mask after what, 3 months of the Gen Z Sex Plague?
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Way to be an early adopter, Mucous!
 
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