Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas you get back what you put out and all you put out is cringe and horror. If God thought about you for a second they would think you are cringe out of all of God’s creations they must look at you as one of the strangest and most bizarre creations of them all. Any aliens in our universe wouldn’t know what to make of your blobby appearance either and would also assume there is something wrong with you.
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Why would he be wanting to feel the love of God he doesn't believe in. Well I guess it's a way of throwing himself a pity party.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
I kind of want to make a video about him again. There's a lot to say. But also, I think he wants the attention right now somehow. Otherwise he wouldn't be responding to me like this.
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He's on one of his Big Head kicks because apparently any attention is good attention (hi r/cringe) and he legitimately thinks it's getting him more actual fans instead of people just coming to gawk at the zoo exhibit.

I swear if you do a stream and it's during a time I'm at work so I can't be in the chat laughing at Lucas...

Bonus: He figured out how to block me on YT so I can't respond to top level comments he leaves directly, but I can respond to responses of others it just doesn't tag him right, and yet, even having blocked me, he still watches my channel and leaves comments.

What a dumbass.
 
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Pump Meat said:
I honestly believe him to be intellectually disabled, a generation ago I'd be calling him mildly retarded. I'm in the minority among Wernologists on that though, many feel autism better accounts for the observed retardation.
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The two aren't mutually exclusive. Considering how he failed out of high school, college and has serious issues understanding things that he reads I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out he is legit intellectually disabled
 
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Good thing I have a strong stomach. 🤢🤮
 
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WonderWino said:
The two aren't mutually exclusive. Considering how he failed out of high school, college and has serious issues understanding things that he reads I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out he is legit intellectually disabled
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Lucas strikes me as an "IQ of room temperature in the summer with the AC on."
 
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Fun snippets from DMs: King Roy doesn't even own those elk. It's a state managed herd and you need a permit to hunt them.

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This one is from the night he got bounced from HoC by security:
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Going off about how it was totally @Fatal Walter 's fault Lucas got imaginary beat up by Fat Albert & a previous one where I had to pretend I'd never heard of Walter before.
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And these are from one weird couple of weeks where he was randomly answering DMs with voice notes instead of typing like a normal person.




God, I'd forgotten how much gold is in these things.

This is just a SHORT snippet of the tirade of repeating the same shit over and over and ignoring sources I gave him that contradicted the studies he cites:
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klickitat said:
Baby needs a bottle and probably a diaper change before his nap.

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You're right Luke, you shouldn't have to spend your life toiling at some menial job. Because:

  • You had a cozy middle class upbringing and went to good schools in a safe town.
  • You had opportunities galore to pursue college, trade school, community college, or any kind of alternative apprenticeship system in some less traditional line of work.
  • You could have attended all manner of free or cheap crash courses in setting up a small business of some kind.
  • You were once fit to join the military and avail yourself of GI benefits.
  • You could have gone through religious schooling and joined an order...hell, the Jesuits are practically atheist commies anyway.
  • You could have become a skilled artist or musician. Like you I am old enough to remember when this was once a reliable path. It would not have panned out by 2000, but you could have done it for a decade or so before and socked away money for today.
  • You could have lost the weight and become a pro or semi pro athlete.
  • You came of age right at the internet heyday and could have taught yourself to become a programmer. India had not yet wiped out that field.
  • If you really are such a lefto you could have tried your hand at grassroots politics or the Peace Corps.
  • "Wound" was proof enough that you could have become some kind of corporate technical writer like so many other frustrated English Lit types.
  • I would have said substitute teacher but we all know you're probably barred from 500 feet of a school by now...so I guess that one's out
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  • mailman
  • hell...even a proper Youtuber with a channel of actual quality
So what's your excuse for being only menially skilled?
 
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The whole "royal Lucas" arc was mind bending. Lucas supposedly hates the oligarchy/ruling class/wealthy etc but also goes on rants about how he's going to come into all this money when his parents die (and therefore girls should flock to him) and that's he descended from Germanic kings and that...for some reason...means something. Also, the second he is one step up the ladder from street living ragman he is immediately trying to lord it over people "below" him, and wants asspats for how he's helping out the little people by leaving his creepy "gifts".
 
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klickitat said:
Fun snippets from DMs: King Roy doesn't even own those elk. It's a state managed herd and you need a permit to hunt them.

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Does he actually have any idea how much it costs to hunt elk? That you don’t just live free off the land if those are a state herd? Lmao. You have to apply for a lottery, which costs money, and if your name gets pulled, you pay again for your tags, which according to their state website cost (total) around $200 this year, and in my home state, it usually takes a few years of entering before you pull those tags. Your equipment costs money, which previously mentioned upthread, he can’t own a firearm after a DV conviction, which limits him to bow hunting, which is all upper body and lower back strength. Not to mention, how do you haul around, blood let, and get butchered an animal of this size without a vehicle, specifically a truck? Cause I wouldn’t trust him cutting up mashed potatoes, let alone trying to cut up big game.

Edit: math, was looking at the wrong part.
 
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klickitat said:
Fun snippets from DMs: King Roy doesn't even own those elk. It's a state managed herd and you need a permit to hunt them.

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This one is from the night he got bounced from HoC by security:
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Going off about how it was totally @Fatal Walter 's fault Lucas got imaginary beat up by Fat Albert & a previous one where I had to pretend I'd never heard of Walter before.
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And these are from one weird couple of weeks where he was randomly answering DMs with voice notes instead of typing like a normal person.

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God, I'd forgotten how much gold is in these things.

This is just a SHORT snippet of the tirade of repeating the same shit over and over and ignoring sources I gave him that contradicted the studies he cites:
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LOL he thinks drugs weren't a thing in the roman empire. Opium was well known in the era. and if he went off at the cop who threw him out the way he says he did he is fortunate he wasn't arrested. He clearly doesn't realize how unhinged that makes him sound
 
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WonderWino said:
LOL he thinks drugs weren't a thing in the roman empire. Opium was well known in the era. and if he went off at the cop who threw him out the way he says he did he is fortunate he wasn't arrested. He clearly doesn't realize how unhinged that makes him sound
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I thought by drugs, Lucas meant things like penicillin.

There was opium, salicylic acid ( women in labor were given willow leaves/twigs to chew to ease their pain), and maybe inhalants, IIRC.

But people died from the measles, smallpox, cancer, appendicitis, sepsis, and so on back then. Lucas has a romanticized version of life back then. Mr. Cheese hears it from people that claim American Indians had it so good as well. They died in horrible ways too.
 
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