Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Poop Shoot]

What, obviously middle aged men have never thought of dating young women before, it was only through the power of Lucas preaching about magic sperm that made it happen (for everyone else).

He’s a fat fucking egotistical retard and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is still going on about attempting to obtain an ID card. He has been moooing about that for months. He does nothing all day and has still not been able to figure out how to get an ID card. I am sort of surprised his boarding house let him in without one. I guess his payee was able to confirm his tardbux, so that was good enough.

He was going on about getting some voucher. And he mentioned that he first needs to get an ID card before he can get a job. We all know that he will not even try to get a job. He has talked about this before and it never goes anywhere. Right now there are tons and tons of jobs. Low level jobs are abundant. Where I live, restaurants and stores have had to adjust their hours because they cannot find help. But even as desperate as many places are, I doubt they would hire Lucas. If they Google his name, the application goes straight to file 13.

The only hope Lucas would have in that regard would be working with a social service agency who places exceptional individuals into jobs. But even those agencies would probably know better than to put a cow like Lucas anywhere. But I think we all know, Lucas will not even try to find any employment. He does not want to work.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

The only hope Lucas would have in that regard would be working with a social service agency who places exceptional individuals into jobs. But even those agencies would probably know better than to put a cow like Lucas anywhere. But I think we all know, Lucas will not even try to find any employment. He does not want to work.

Here’s a hypothetical let’s say you were a small business owner under what circumstance would you entertain the idea of having Lucas in any kind of role. I’d say fair ground amusement park but have Lucas as the guy who sits on the chair at the dunk tank where kids throw balls at a target that triggers the plunge. That way he gets to take a bath as a condition of working for me and he gets to try out his insult comedy from a safe distance when kids call him fat before landing in water.

 

[mothman96]

This is posted in @klickitat Temper Tantrums video:

Job descriptions: Get the feeling Mallon Place has a high employee turnover rate.

Jobs

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Raging narcissism on video

He's also circling back to his nonsensical time travel insanity

I didn’t realize that Spokane was waiting for Lucas’s approval before dating who they wanted to date? I didn’t realize an obese sweaty hobo’s semi-coherent rants on the Internet held that much sway with them.

Similarly, growing up in Houston, I’ve known quite a few people who work at NASA and a few who’ve even been to space. Strangely, they’ve never mentioned farming out their R&D to a ragman from Spokane. I know they had some budget cuts a decade or so back, but goddamn they must’ve been more severe than folks let on.

The other option, and one I find to be more plausible, is that Lucas has accomplished nothing and that this is his pathetic attempt to justify how he’s wasted his life. The sad reality is that nobody listens to him, nobody respects him and they sure as hell don’t view him as a trendsetter or a fount of scientific knowledge. He’s a sad pathetic obese man with a broken brain uselessly occupying space and screaming into a telephone until the state eventually remands him back into the nuthouse or diabetes eventually takes his life. I strongly suspect that his bullshit claims are just that and in fact he’s this motherfucker.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I didn’t realize that Spokane was waiting for Lucas’s approval before dating who they wanted to date? I didn’t realize an obese sweaty hobo’s semi-coherent rants on the Internet held that much sway with them.

Similarly, growing up in Houston, I’ve known quite a few people who work at NASA and a few who’ve even been to space. Strangely, they’ve never mentioned farming out their R&D to a ragman from Spokane. I know they had some budget cuts a decade or so back, but goddamn they must’ve been more severe than folks let on.

The other option, and one I find to be more plausible, is that Lucas has accomplished nothing and that this is his pathetic attempt to justify how he’s wasted his life. The sad reality is that nobody listens to him, nobody respects him and they sure as hell don’t view him as a trendsetter or a fount of scientific knowledge. He’s a sad pathetic obese man with a broken brain uselessly occupying space and screaming into a telephone until the state eventually remands him back into the nuthouse or diabetes eventually takes his life. I strongly suspect that his bullshit claims are just that and in fact he’s this motherfucker.

I sometimes wonder what the endgame is for our Wern? Clearly he will never get better. He is incapable of being rehabilitated or making progress in dealing with his mental illness. He is “all good” as we know.

While at the same time his constant butting his head against actual Reality in his completely delusional and impossible love quest cannot continue indefinitely. These two conditions of his life eventually have to clash. The reality that will not yield to his delusions and his inability to come to terms with it will eventually have to lead to a total mental breakdown.

The big one. The one he doesnt come back from.

We’ve seen time and time again Wern being committed only to return with the same root delusion. No amount of drugs or therapy can dislodge this impossible quest for teen poonaner from his mind. He is entering his mid 40s. A time in life where most people re-evalute, look back on achievements and mistakes, and settle into a new phase of life looking toward retirement, the kids out of the house starting their lives etc. Lucas on the other hand is now just 40+ years of abject failure. Nothing to show for his time on earth but this thread, and all these embarrassing youtube videos and terrible memes. A lifetime spent being the object of mockery, ridicule and scorn. His only real utility being someone to laugh at.

I guess what I am trying to get across is how much longer can he go on in his current state of affairs? Something has to give at some point. He is in an untenable situation.

edit - spelling

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

"I'm that motherfucker" is up (or down there?) with "Right now right now!" or "While you were busy getting everything I want"

Still hope he gets his ass kicked down Age-gap Alley.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

I sometimes wonder what the endgame is for our Wern? Clearly he will never get better. He is incapable of being rehabilitated or making progress in dealing with his mental illness. He is “all good” as we know.

While at the same time his constant butting his head against actual Reality in his completely delusional and impossible love quest cannot continue indefinitely. These two conditions of his life eventually have to clash. The reality that will not yield to his delusions and his inability to come to terms with it will eventually have to lead to a total mental breakdown.

The big one. The one he doesnt come back from.

We’ve seen time and time again Wern being committed only to return with the same root delusion. No amount of drugs or therapy can dislodge this impossible quest for teen poonaner from his mind. He is entering his mid 40s. A time in life where most people re-evalute, look back on achievements and mistakes, and settle into a new phase of life looking toward retirement, the kids out of the house starting their lives etc. Lucas on the other hand is now just 40+ years of abject failure. Nothing to show for his time on earth but this thread, and all these embarrassing youtube videos and terrible memes. A lifetime spent being the object of mockery, ridicule and scorn. His only real utility being someone to laugh at.

I guess what I am trying to get across is how much longer can he go on in his current state of affairs? Something has to give at some point. He is in an untenable situation.

edit - spelling

I would contend that we’re watching the breakdown he doesn’t come back from in real time. Even when he gets himself sectioned and medicated, he never really bounces back. This is just one long unending breakdown with varying degrees of intensity.

How long does this go on for? I don’t really know. With all the notoriety that surrounds Lucas, I’m somewhat amazed that he hasn’t been permanently institutionalized.

He’s got a lot of pent up rage and I believe that in right circumstances (and it would have to be a very specific set circumstances) that he’d be a danger to someone else. The Spokane Authorities don’t agree with me though.

Cars Get You Laid And Kill Life

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That being said, look at his latest video, he’s wandering around a suburban neighborhood screaming into his camera. If that’s my neighborhood and my kids are playing in the front yard, that’s going to lead to a confrontation and one that is unlikely to go in fatboy’s favor. If he keeps this up he’s going to run headlong into some suburban father that isn’t going to take kindly to a crazy hobo screaming obscenities and ranting about how he wants to fuck very young women in front of his children. Nobody wants to explain to their 8 year old what “Put some pussy on my dick” means and will be pissed off if they’re forced to.

Behavior like this is what’s going to eventually take him down.

 

[Wernology]

Literally foaming at the mouth.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas, show the hot Gen Z baes your moobs and they won't be able to resist you. They'll be lining up in front of Mallon Place.

Lucas Werner 10 minutes ago
#Telomerase increases in the cum during middle age.

 

[neutral grandpa]

I love how Lucas the bumcel still wants to have kids so badly. were talking about a guy who cant even handle getting an ID. the simplest task is an impossible mountain to climb for Lucas but none of that matters because he deserves to impregnate a teenager

 

[BowlOfDick]

Sexually aggressive Lucas is such novel fun and really refreshing.

Frothing at the mouth? Love it.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

Lucas, show the hot Gen Z baes your moobs and they won't be able to resist you. They'll be lining up in front of Mallon Place.

Lucas Werner 10 minutes ago
#Telomerase increases in the cum during middle age.

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgwUKkMyww56f14St-J4AaABCQ

I couldn’t have said it better myself, Lucas. You’re a big boy. One who doesn’t have a responsibility or care in the world. You’re so laughable. You can’t even get your shit together to get an ID card. I had one and paid for it with my own job when I was 14. Women want MEN. And young girls want to be left the FUCK ALONE by you, creep.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Sexually aggressive Lucas is such novel fun and really refreshing.

Frothing at the mouth? Love it.

Lucas is frothing at the mouth, which is almost too good to be true, but the thirst-trapping is even better. Shirtless Lucas is one of his best personas, especially when he affects a bedroom face. Watch him try to emote seduction, and wonder how many different selfies he took making dramatic big-boy-sexy-faces before he was satisfied with his efforts. I wonder how much engagement Lucas is getting for this shit, and if it encourages him?

 

[Wernology]

Lucas, show the hot Gen Z baes your moobs and they won't be able to resist you. They'll be lining up in front of Mallon Place.

Lucas Werner 10 minutes ago
#Telomerase increases in the cum during middle age.

Does this clown not realize that we call him "big boy" as a dig at his intelligence and maturity?

Literally had nothing to do with him being a fatty.

 

[mothman96]

Does this clown not realize that we call him "big boy" as a dig at his intelligence and maturity?

Literally had nothing to do with him being a fatty.

I've been trying to track down the video you posted here that shows Lucas taking off his shirt displaying his double Ds. Every time the Freak posts a shirtless selfie that video needs to be brought back up. Of course taking into account his moobs have gotten bigger and saggier that they now droop over his gut.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Boring virtue signalling in third person to paper over Wern’s perverted desires to have women as property

Spoiler: Virtue Signal

 

[Twrx]

I've been trying to track down the video you posted here that shows Lucas taking off his shirt displaying his double Ds. Every time the Freak posts a shirtless selfie that video needs to be brought back up. Of course taking into account his moobs have gotten bigger and saggier that they now droop over his gut.

Better To Date an Atheist Dude Than a Christian Dude

#Atheism #Dating#Instagram: @lucaswerner79

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He also acts like he's a hard ass.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Raging narcissism on video

He's also circling back to his nonsensical time travel insanity

Damn, an instant classic. I love that he is pretending to be in the friendzone with all these girls who supposedly bitch to him about their asshole clone flatbill boyfriends. This is a fantasy for him, whereas stereotypically, guys hate this type of scenario. Lucas loves loves loves this jealous beta male shit of "your boyfriend is an asshole" when he doesn't even know any Gen Z girls or their boyfriends. These are imaginary people, first of all. Secondly among sane and socially adjusted people this is a well-known incel behavior and a bad look. Newsflash, girls like their bfs, that's why they're dating, and insulting a person they like, especially if you're coming from a place of pure jealousy and sexual entitlement, is a bad fucking look bro.

As for the time travel equation, first of all and secondly how does it describe time travel? Because you're solving for "negative time?" Why is it negative tho? The other side of the equation is "distance over the speed of light times any number greater than one". The speed of light is a positive number, and so is any number greater than one. So distance has to be negative. To travel back in time you just have to go a negative distance! Brilliant! Actually the whole thing is just another way to express the definition of velocity as distance over time, i.e. v = d/t. The velocity in this case is the speed of light, conventionally "c".

c = d/t
ct = d
t = d/c

Lucas' equation: -t = d/c*(x>1)

Multiplying by "x>1" just fucks up the equation needlessly. So just to reiterate, Lucas' galaxy-brain discovery that you can check with NASA about is that he restated the velocity equation to solve for time, and then threw in a random extra variable that makes the equation no longer true. Time equals distance over velocity times one, not "any number greater than one". Not that you needed me to tell you that a schizophrenic hobo's "time travel equation" is nonsense, of course, but it's very entertaining to me to see the steps of how he butchers basic math and science. Clearly he learned both the velocity equation and how to rearrange equations for whatever variable you want to solve for, and at some point made the scientific breakthrough of the century, probably stoned as fuck. The funny part is that he continued to believe this after the high wore off. "Negative time! That's time travel!" Hahahaha you're killin me Werner

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

He's really wearing out the pollution activism shtick lately. It must be so frustrating that Greta Thunberg hasn't beat down his door demanding to conceive a litter of super autists. You're telling me Doctor Nigga can create a whole time travel equation "simple enough even a five year old could understand it" but he can't work his super duper pseudoscience magic on something that can put an end to pollution? I mean I know accomplishing something like that would probably be even more challenging than figuring out how to get an ID so you can go to the bar, but surely someone with telomeres as hyperlong as his could do it. Just as long as it doesn't cut into his boardgame making time though, it would be a shame if the world got deprived of any of those quality ideas while he worked on that or the two thousand page dissertation on age gap breeding that we haven't heard anything else about lately.