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Just splice then between videos with a shitty static effect between for changing channels. It'll give me time to recover between crazy
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Ok someone tell me if it’s just my imagination, but toward the end of the video you can see (reflected in his glasses) a vehicle slow down and stop ahead of him while he keeps an eye on it, and he stops recording right as he approaches them. Strange, or is it just me?
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If everyone drove electric cars, the Freak would still be the dysfunctional, incompetent loser that can't drive and couldn't afford to buy an electric car. Nothing would change for him. He would still die alone.
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It's mind blowing just how incredibly lazy he is. He expects someone to give him a woman on a silver platter. I know why though, if someone doesn't give him what he wants, he hasn't failed, it's everyone else who failed.
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Lucas is one of those people who would rather live in shit than work a shovel.
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It makes you wonder if there would have been anyone back in 1900 screaming at horse and buggie rides yelling hey top hat guy with your monocle control your horses shit, knock it off with the foul air you spew and drop some of that penny weight for a damsel. Why do you go with the guy with the multiple horses? Greedy Catholics. Would make a good Red Dead Redemption character in the big town following you around and berating you from a distance with passive aggressive notes on telegram poles.
Hey 1890’s dudes how come every time I go to the saloon you cockblock me?
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Lol hahahahhaha. What a great advert that they are hiring, you get to work with this loon. Also I think the nursing home thing has really gotten under his skin and he feels the need to set the record straight with this boarding house sign.
Is anyone in Spokane going to take one for the team and drop off their resume so we can get updates on his body odour? *kidding*
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It seems he's only hanging out around his new "home" on the porch, nearby streets and in the alley by the dumpster (quite fitting). I think I'll take a drive by after work tomorrow and see if I can snap a few pictures of that fat faggot. @Maxxicus Callahan if I honestly needed a job I'd do it just to see the inside of that place and basically interview the interviewer to see if I could get some idea as to all the nut fuckers who live there.
Telomere Savalas
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The youngest "boomers" are in their late 50s. Does he expect us to believe almost-60 year old men are picking up women 1/3rd their age?
BTW, Luke, it's ALL about money, and you have none.
Wow he’s really lost it with this “I’m That Motherfucker” video… He’s back on about his “time travel equation” and says we can “check with NASA” that the “equation” he wrote changed the world… He also, per usual, thinks he is the center of the universe for every single person and can’t possibly comprehend that age gap relationships have always existed, yes, even in Spokane, and the majority of human beings whether in age gap relationships or not, do not have the faintest clue who Lucas Werner is.
He is SO unhinged right now and I am a little ashamed to say I’m loving it.
He is SO unhinged right now and I am a little ashamed to say I’m loving it.
These are the owners of Mallon Place. This article is from when they bought Bethany Home and were going to reopen the facility as Bethany Place which is now in operation.
www.spokanejournal.com
Spokane couple buys former Bethany Home > Spokane Journal of Business
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All I've ever found is information about what he thinks his parents have now money wise. Does anyone know what their finances were when he was growing up? Growing up, my family never went without, and we'd do trips every so often, but wasn't a common thing. So money was never a super important thing growing up. Like, you didn't have to have a shit ton of money to be happy. I've carried that thought all my life. The reason I ask, is because of his attitude, reminds me of a few people I've known, that were wealthy growing up, got tossed out, and they all developed the same attitude you see in the freak.
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Holy shit. Every time I think he can't go any further off the depend he surprises me. That last video was literal raving insanity. That's gotta be the craziest shit I've ever heard come out of his mouth. I mean I knew that he was talking about time travel a while back but I've never actually heard him talk about it. What a complete sped.
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Raging narcissism on video
He's also circling back to his nonsensical time travel insanity
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Is he really bringing up that time travel shit again?
This is epic regression on the Wern's part. I'd given him the benefit of the doubt that he had realized how cringe and stupid that was since he never brought it up anymore.
Nope. He really is just as dumb as he was a decade ago. And this moron likes to claim that he's matured from the way he used to be.
This is epic regression on the Wern's part. I'd given him the benefit of the doubt that he had realized how cringe and stupid that was since he never brought it up anymore.
Nope. He really is just as dumb as he was a decade ago. And this moron likes to claim that he's matured from the way he used to be.
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I'd say enjoy the memes at the end but nobody enjoys Lucas' memes.
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This is an instant classic from Wern. A nice overview of all his inane bullshit over the years is on display. The age gapping. The time travel equation. It was all Lucas!
And don’t believe him? Check with NASA and the LHC. They’ll set you straight.
You really are that mother fucker, Lucas.
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This is an instant classic from Wern. A nice overview of all his inane bullshit over the years is on display. The age gapping. The time travel equation. It was all Lucas!
And don’t believe him? Check with NASA and the LHC. They’ll set you straight.
You really are that mother fucker, Lucas.
After you check with NASA be sure to call Bernie Sanders and/or Joe Biden so they can tell you to stop being a meanie poopoohead to Lucas.
Still love how he talks about "being that motherfucker who gives her what she needs" like he has throngs of women who've friendzoned doing nothing but complaining to him about their boyfriends.
He also seems to forget that the internet has seen years' worth of DMs with various women (catfish or otherwise) so we know full well how he treats women who are 'his friends'.
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He has no female friends or any friends.
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Svetlana Helsinki
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He is that motherfucker that got literally catfished.
He is that motherfucker that went to LA on a one way plane ticket to see an imaginary girl and almost pissed himself just thinking about skid row.
He is that motherfucker who made the news for giving a 16 year old barista a napkin saying he had these things inside his body and needed to be inside her.
He is that motherfucker that ate deodorant.
He’s bright y’all. Call NASA about it.