Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Biology didn’t doom Lucas to the life of leering vagrancy, it merely allowed for the opportunity for it. His family life is what sealed the deal. You don’t get saddled with the kind of issues Lucas has coming of age in a quite middle class existence, there was some significant trauma somewhere during his development and just on statistical inference alone, it was most likely sexual.

My personal hypothesis is that an older male close to the family abused Lucas and when his mom realized it and/or suspected it, was overcome with guilt which then modified the way she treated Lucas. Developing brains can get seriously fucked just witnessing traumatic events, not to mention physically enduring them, and not addressing them in a timely fashion probably leads to the creation of more personality disorders than anything else.

Don’t get me wrong, none of this excuses Lucas for the awful person that he is. He has long since passed the threshold where being a product of his environment shouldered the burden of his behavior. The majority of people who are honest-to-God psychopaths are non-violent law abiding citizens, Narcissists tend to be well accomplished, women with Borderline Personality Disorder really learn to chill out once they cross 40 and respond well to therapy, and the list goes on.

Lucas could work, probably full time too if he had the right support in place. He’ll never earn a meaningful paycheck though, because he doesn’t view labor as a means of joining society and having a place in the world. Sadly, the virtue of being a mildly exceptional obese man with unchecked bi-polar paired nicely with a massive ego that throbs angrily because of an unsatisfied paraphilic disorder compels him to record teenagers making use of public transportation, isn’t exactly a recipe for the kind of person anyone (much less an employer) wants to keep around.
I don't know if trauma created this, but Lucas does have a weird obsession with incest & molestation by a relative.
Of course, this might just be his entirely self-created pedo fantasies of his niece and hypothetical daughter.

Speaking of, I'm not sure that I buy (nor do I outright dismiss) the theory Lucas was molested - HOWEVER, I do buy the theory that he did something explicit or predatory around his niece.
Anyone else catch Puke’s light fondling of his cleavage after discovering it? He seemed to be simultaneously impressed and mildly grossed out. It’s the ASMR video, around 3:15. I couldn’t watch the rest of the video after that 🤢 starts talking about needing to walk more after his temporary distraction.
Further proof that Lucas would be the bottom bitch if he stayed on Skid Row.
 
Anyone else catch Puke’s light fondling of his cleavage after discovering it? He seemed to be simultaneously impressed and mildly grossed out. It’s the ASMR video, around 3:15. I couldn’t watch the rest of the video after that 🤢 starts talking about needing to walk more after his temporary distraction.

They're the only titties he'll ever get to fondle for the rest of his life, let him have that small joy. 😂
 
Remember it was someone threatening to go to the cops about the 16 year old in VA situation that triggered her to go to WA and have lucas committed again
I keep seeing this come up as I'm going through the thread, and want to clarify it.

This was stated from someone who also posted a fake private conversation with Lucas, so the information is suspect.
 
Anyone else catch Puke’s light fondling of his cleavage after discovering it? He seemed to be simultaneously impressed and mildly grossed out. It’s the ASMR video, around 3:15. I couldn’t watch the rest of the video after that 🤢 starts talking about needing to walk more after his temporary distraction.

Is it time for Lucas to become the Queefy Bae and go after lesbians? :christine:
 

Lucas, you wouldn't be stretching out any pussy with your tiny dick buried in your gunt even if any woman acknowledged you're a living organism.
He wants to make people believe Gen X men are hooking up with Gen Z so he won't stand out as the Predator that he is.

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Freak, No Gen Z wants to touch your mangy stub of dick.
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He wants to make people believe Gen X men are hooking up with Gen Z so he won't stand out as the Predator that he is.

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Freak, No Gen Z wants to touch your mangy stub of dick.
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He goes thru these wretched periods of gross overt sexual description. It's revolting, and the fact that these videos will exist forever online, with him feigning (hopefully) masturbation in his fatty memes and using the crudest possible sexual language is sooooo satisfying.

Lucas thinks he is shocking and hurting other people, but these sorts of videos existing, connected to his real identity online, only harms him.

Am I correct in thinking that he's trying to take some sort of second-hand pleasure, satisfaction, and responsibility, in the "stretching"? That is simultaneously the most pathetic, and the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

Until his next video or meme.
 
No way has the Freak talked to women IRL like that to their face.
Freak, you are no comedian. You are just a vulgar malignant POS.
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See this is why Lucas is not worth saving. You can tell him the truth to his face, in a calm manner, being eminently reasonable, not criticizing him in any way other than letting him know which of his behaviors are offensive, and he still reacts to it with vulgarity and defensiveness.
 
See this is why Lucas is not worth saving. You can tell him the truth to his face, in a calm manner, being eminently reasonable, not criticizing him in any way other than letting him know which of his behaviors are offensive, and he still reacts to it with vulgarity and defensiveness.
That is what really makes Lucas a true lolcow. No one can tell him anything. He rejects advice and other people's perspectives. He is plenty good and is totally ready to be a dad. He is smart and handsome. He thinks all of this.
 
Once again using the cop-out defense that "he's a comedian" to try to play down things that we all know he really means in earnest...

... He's such a coward he doesn't even have the strength of his own convictions. He says things, then when questioned about them, he claims they were jokes, like pissing himself, admitting that he's a pedophile, and now this disgusting crap.

It would make him 1% more tolerable if he admitted that he really meant these things.

The single time he ever got real was when Skeletor was interviewing him, and Skeletor repeatedly questioned him why he does the things that he does, until finally, Lucas couldn't think of any more excuses, and he just admitted that he was crazy, and he says and does things that are crazy, that normal people wouldn't do. His defense of why he prefers spending hundreds of dollars on weed, to try to keep his bipolar symptoms in check, rather than taking the medication the government gives him for free, was truly hilarious: Apparently he didn't have room in his backpack for a bottle of pills...
 
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He says things, then when questioned about them, he claims they were jokes, like pissing himself, admitting that he's a pedophile, and now this disgusting crap.
This is honestly one of the biggest reasons why he doesn't deserve even an ounce of pity, in my opinion. On occasion I catch myself almost feeling sorry for what a sad wretched existence he has or guilt for being so thoroughly entertained by the shortcomings of an actual retard, then I remind myself he's genuinely just the worst type of person through and through, irregardless of having a busted brain. The blatant hypocrisies, the inability to claim even the slightest fault for literally anything, a level of entitlement that would make royalty turn their head in disgust, the sheer level of unapologetic vulgarity. An actual piece of shit is less revolting by comparison. If I had to choose between getting stuck in an elevator for 24 hours with Lucas or an actual turd, I would choose the turd.

There's my bit of A-logging for the week.
 
This is honestly one of the biggest reasons why he doesn't deserve even an ounce of pity, in my opinion. On occasion I catch myself almost feeling sorry for what a sad wretched existence he has or guilt for being so thoroughly entertained by the shortcomings of an actual exceptional individual, then I remind myself he's genuinely just the worst type of person through and through, irregardless of having a busted brain. The blatant hypocrisies, the inability to claim even the slightest fault for literally anything, a level of entitlement that would make royalty turn their head in disgust, the sheer level of unapologetic vulgarity. An actual piece of shit is less revolting by comparison. If I had to choose between getting stuck in an elevator for 24 hours with Lucas or an actual turd, I would choose the turd.

There's my bit of A-logging for the week.
The ironic thing is that turd is more likely to get some zoomer puss puss than lucas ever will. After all there have to be at least a few teen zoomers with horrifying shit fetishes, but there aren't any teen zoomers with wern fetishes
 
If I had to choose between getting stuck in an elevator for 24 hours with Lucas or an actual turd, I would choose the turd.
Yeah seriously being stuck in an elevator with a pile of shit, puke and piss would make for less revolting company. It’d stink but so does Lucas and he talks the way literal shit would talk if it could. It’d be interesting to know from the unfortunate souls who have to work with him their answer to this would you rather, of course they don’t have much of a choice they get paid to do it but on your day off that would suck especially if it was the elevator in the psych ward. That being said there are other patients I’d be more afraid to be trapped in an elevator with than Lucas.
 
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He wants to make people believe Gen X men are hooking up with Gen Z so he won't stand out as the Predator that he is.

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Freak, No Gen Z wants to touch your mangy stub of dick.
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These comments below, at least the Joker had a job before those kids stole his sign and he shot those Wall Street guys in the subway

Edit: also the strange accent here
 
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I said a variation of this thing shortly after he was kicked out of the fart box.

He had everything he need to at least live a seminormal life at Pioneer. It was the perfect set up for an exceptional individual like Lucas. Roof over his head, a regular disbursement of tard funds covering bills and he even had a nice stash of spending money leftover per month. He had it made.

Fucking that up might be the biggest mistake of his “adult” life. But Lucas is gonna do Lucas I guess.

He has turned YouTube into Instagram and the images are just as horrifying. He is so ugly. I don't understand how he thinks he is attractive. He is not even remotely attractive. Anyone who has told him he is has lied to him. He also isn't nearly as intelligent as he thinks he is.

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He actually would have turned out to be an average man had he not been a total tard and overindulged by his mother. Developed regular personal hygiene skills, socialized with peers,and had been taught BOUNDARIES.
 
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These comments below, at least the Joker had a job before those kids stole his sign and he shot those Wall Street guys in the subway

Edit: also the strange accent here
There he is again, wearing his covid mask inside his own room when he's alone, as if he doesn't understand the significance of it. He just puts it on or pulls it off like sunglasses.
 
Doesn’t ”Dr. N” know that pussy doesn’t stretch out from sex? How “tight” you are is just a natural thing, and isnt changed until later in life when your body’s elastins production is slowed down, or if you have a baby. And from what I’ve heard, your body recovers to a degree. He should know, he dated an older woman.
 
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