Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Someone’s salty about their moobs being made being made fun of
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Someone’s all of a sudden concerned about overpopulation
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Edit: it’s hard to believe he is on medication sometimes seeing this manic posting.
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Twrx said:
Saying this as a vet, but I wouldn't, and I imagine most of my friends too, would just walk away from him if he walked up and started spouting all that anti military shit. A ton of people think us combat vets with PTSD are just some ticking time bomb, just waiting to explode. And beating the shit out of him would just just further the narrative. But, it's a non starter. Lucas does not possess the balls to walk up to any male of any size and run his cock sucker. If he sees a guy, he'll do what he always does. Look at the ground and shuffle away quietly, because he's a gigantic pussy. If it's not a woman, he does not have the ability to act like he's hard.
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I can’t speak for other women, but deep down, I know that vets have self control, and POC have self control, and will ultimately walk away, and that Wern would never anyway. But as a marginalized group that he constantly discriminates against but pretends to champion for, it would just be *chef kiss* 🤍that’s amore baby🤍 to watch him get his karmic just rights, or just to see the results, after he claimed some “fat Albert looking black dudes“ beat him ”with a 2x4” and the cops only saw a zit, or after hearing him scream the N word so many times, or hearing him spout shit against the military. It’s just that feeling of satisfaction of watching karma that you can never explain, especially when you least expect it. #triplerainbow
 
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klickitat said:
I haven't had the cards tell him it's not in them for him, I should do that tonight.

Edit: Same old same old. Lucas is delusional, people will get fed up with putting up with his bullshit even if they are milking $700/month out of him and I'm guessing any delay on making him homeless again will come after Mallon Place makes sure they can't get sued for kicking a noisy, smelly, dangerous bum with rotting feet out on the street in the winter,

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I'm not sure what the laws are in WA in this regard but in some areas its outright illegal to evict someone during the winter months for any reason short of them ending up in a prison cell. For example here its illegal to do so from november to april. So he might have them over a barrel on that one depending on what the laws specific to WA are. its not exactly a cold winter state so who knows

But yeah, that said eventually he is going to push too far and get thrown out as he always does. Its only a matter of time
 
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It’s called vetting Lucas and it’s bound to come up in conversation when dating not that you have any of these conversations. And someone who is independent usually doesn’t want a dependent unless it is their child or someone in their family to take care of. Lying around shirtless on his phone in fantasy land as usual I guess his castes on his feet are giving us a lot of this content.

Edit: also not that you need to have a job necessarily but it does provide structure, identity, socialization and a source of income to most people. If you don’t have a job there are a million other useful and productive things you could be doing besides whatever it is that Lucas has been doing practically everyday of his entire life.
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WonderWino said:
I'm not sure what the laws are in WA in this regard but in some areas its outright illegal to evict someone during the winter months for any reason short of them ending up in a prison cell. For example here its illegal to do so from november to april. So he might have them over a barrel on that one depending on what the laws specific to WA are. its not exactly a cold winter state so who knows

But yeah, that said eventually he is going to push too far and get thrown out as he always does. Its only a matter of time
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Pioneer Pathway House kicked the Freak out in February. It still be a winter month.
 
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Man, Lucas is really stepping up his fat faggot game with disrespecting the military and showing off his clevage. Such a fat faggot and a low status male. Lives in a nursing home, can't even work a job, and he stinks. Would love to kick sand in his face at the beach.

Now that he is claiming not to want to have kids, then I guess he can date older women now since his telomeres nonsense is null and void for him and all the "strong baby DNA". I hope someone comments on one of his posts about that. He would start reeeing and delete the comment and block them. He will be mooing about baby DNA real soon and will go back to his being ready to be a dad.

Also @klickitat maybe that Islamic content cleavage shot should be added to the end of your videos after Lucas talks about "being an older man who is into younger males and libtards."?
 
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Poor Lucas. Somebody should tell him that the Euphoric Atheist Wars are over. Hitchens is dead, Dawkins is discredited, and Maher is busy talking about troons. Everyone has moved on, and found new triviliaties to fight over. Everyone but Lucas, it seems. Seeing the staggering number of "memes" he just produced is like watching a senile old man go on patrol for Viet Cong.

I cannot fathom Lucas's intended audience. Who is he making these statements to? Who does he hope to impress, or insult? Plainly, he wants to be aggressive to theists, Christians specifically. But I wonder if there's a special someone he has in mind? Memes for Myrna? Anyway, my favorite bit from this recent output:
LUCAS COLBY WERNER, FAT FAGGOT: The fact that theists are assholes is enough to keep me from believing in your faith.
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This is one of the more telling statements Lucas has made on the subject of religion, and why he "believes" anything at all. For all the euphoric rhetoric he's absorbed, like an adult diaper soaking up piss, Lucas simply doesn't believe in God because he doesn't like theists. His objections are wholly personal: they won't help him have sex.

I am of the school of Wernology that holds Lucas has no beliefs, opinions, ideals, morals, or principles, only desires. Lucas's "beliefs" are transactional, and reactionary, shaped by his ability to get what he wants. Lucas has stated, many times, that he does not believe in God because he doesn't get to bang teens. Whenever he gets high-minded, and starts repeating talking points about the "scientific method," "evidence" and "reason," bear in mind what he's talking about: teen puss puss on his pee pee.

I'm curious about Lucas's ability to adapt his "beliefs" to what is socially convenient and desireable. If theists weren't assholes, would Lucas be inclined to "believe in their faith"? I wonder how far he would go. If a flat-earther were to treat Lucas the way he feels he should be treated, would Lucas conclude the Earth is flat?
 
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I love how you captured that smug smirk of his perfectly.
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I'm curious about Lucas's ability to adapt his "beliefs" to what is socially convenient and desireable. If theists weren't assholes, would Lucas be inclined to "believe in their faith"? I wonder how far he would go. If a flat-earther were to treat Lucas the way he feels he should be treated, would Lucas conclude the Earth is flat?
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It’s hard to say between his plenty good feelings about himself and his own beliefs versus his opportunism.

If a Gen Z woman (ILJ) said eat my shit to prove your love he might tell her he is not going to simp to these hoes. He’s always struck me as a cut off your nose to spite your face kind of guy repeatedly taking a self-defeating stance whereas if he was sincere about his desires he could try to concede just a little bit instead of the other way around where some girl should cut off a finger to prove her love. I guess he has sort of feigned to the Christians that he’s tried their thing but clearly it doesn’t work because God, Jesus, Buddha, Krishna, Allah you name it won’t hand him puss puss.

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I think it's also the fact that lucas needs an ideology that will allow him to lay around all day and be repulsive. He couldn't have this level of entitlement if he adopted something like Libertarianism, No it needs to be something where the state will take care of him for all eternity and change his diapers for him and Bernie Sanders and the commies offering him free shit is the perfect parasitic match for him. Increasing the odds of him getting in gez z's pants are also a reason he would act like that
 
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