Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

Ok, Cartman.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Man, Lucas is really stepping up his fat faggot game with disrespecting the military and showing off his clevage. Such a fat faggot and a low status male. Lives in a nursing home, can't even work a job, and he stinks. Would love to kick sand in his face at the beach.

Now that you mention it, I suspect my interest in Lucas's antics comes from the same place that the desire to kick sand in his face at the beach does. I regret that I did not have the chance to give him a purple nurple, noogie, pink belly, or wet willy in elementary school. I missed out on punching him in the gut and calling him homo in junior high. It saddens me that we do not know any of the cruel names that Lucas was no doubt called as a youth, and are conequently unable to repeat them.

Lucas claims to have been bullied, and I believe it, but I cannot believe he was bullied enough. He has, however, outgrown being bullied. Now he's merely ignored, stored in a nursing home to pass the time before his feet are amputated and he dies.

 

[Twrx]

Ok, Cartman.

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I thought he constantly parroted a higher number of loss, not that it makes much of a difference, whatever he lost, he easily put on double. He has said multiple times that his tug boat was more than enough to live on, and that he doesn't need to work. He didn't pull himself out of being homeless. He was put in a home, to protect the public from him. He got evicted for trying to black mail someone into giving him a child to fuck, because he thought that they had drugs or whatever. Sometimes I wonder if he sees the world like pyro does in TF2.

https://youtu.be/WUhOnX8qt3I

 

[PrincessKidana]

Begging for references to "work" now. I thought he had a job as a "comedian".

 

[Black Lives Matter]

Ok, Cartman.

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I may not be a straight-A student but I did graduate, so I do have that going for me

 

[IceQueen]

I'm not sure what the laws are in WA in this regard but in some areas its outright illegal to evict someone during the winter months for any reason short of them ending up in a prison cell. For example here its illegal to do so from november to april. So he might have them over a barrel on that one depending on what the laws specific to WA are. its not exactly a cold winter state so who knows

But yeah, that said eventually he is going to push too far and get thrown out as he always does. Its only a matter of time

Didn't he get evicted from Pioneer Pathways in like February or March? I could be wrong, that's just going from memory, but if that's accurate it would appear WA may not have that kind of law.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Begging for references to "work" now. I thought he had a job as a "comedian".

He's never getting the job, assuming he still has a desire for it when he's not wearing casts on his feet any longer, which I doubt.

And of course, any business that doesn't immediately trash an application from him when they Google his online presence, would regret it.

What is this open call for references with a YouTube video? Behavior like that is so Chris-Chan. Bizarre.

Edit:. I'm retracting my OPL comparison. Classic Chris was considerably more capable than Lucas, in my opinion.

 

[Wernology]

He's never getting the job, assuming he still has a desire for it when he's not wearing cast on his feet any longer, which I doubt.

And of course, any business that doesn't immediately trash an application from him when they Google his online presence, would regret it.

What is this open call for references with a YouTube video? Behavior like that is so Chris-Chan. Bizarre.

He doesn't have any friends, how else is he going to get references?

 

[Da Dude123]

Begging for references to "work" now. I thought he had a job as a "comedian".

He mentioned maybe Skeletor could be a reference. Lol! Yeah, put down "Skeletor Da God" on an application. Yeah, this idea will pass quick. Lucas does not want to work. This is just an idea that will not come to fruition. Plus, if he sees his tugboat decreased, he will mooo and reee all day.

I do dunk on Lucas for not working, in fact, I did it today and also called him a "fat faggot". So, if he is really making a good faith effort to find legit employment, then I have to hand it to him.

As I have said before, his best chance at employment would be working with a social services agency that assists the exceptional to try to place them into certain jobs. But Lucas has probably burned bridges with agencies like that, so, doing that is probably not an option.

 

[mothman96]

Ok, Cartman.

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"I quit smoking" like that by his own volition. He was made to quit smoking when he was lock up at Eastern State and the hospital initiated a no smoking rule. The honor roll, how many times is the Freak going to bring that up. Again I say he was given the grades, he didn't earn them via his own merit. The proof, he flunked the next 2 quarters he attended. "I dug myself out of homelessness"--nope this wasn't his doing. The mental hospital placed him at the assisted living facility where he'd be medicated. Lost the weight, ha, it's coming back and he grew huge moobs.

Begging for references to "work" now. I thought he had a job as a "comedian".

Even after the Freak has seen the videos the OutCastOwls have made of him, he thinks Skeletor will give him a reference. For someone from Mallon Place to give him a reference they would have to be missing some screws.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Ok, Cartman.

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So....saying he "lost 150 Lbs. in my life"...is a VERY weasel word approach to talking about his weight and his health. Whatever he lost, he found again so it's not like he's lost it and kept it off.

Second, he also dropped out of community college twice but didn't quite find time to mention that.

Third, he didn't "dig his way out of homelessness" he was put into a daycare by the government, and charities, because he was totally incapable of caring for himself.

Finally, HOW long has it been since you had a job? What was your excuse before your feet started falling apart?

ETA: Beat to these topics by other posters but leaving it here because Fuck Lucas and his revisionist history (like his boy Stalin).

 

[WonderWino]

So....saying he "lost 150 Lbs. in my life"...is a VERY weasel word approach to talking about his weight and his health. Whatever he lost, he found again so it's not like he's lost it and kept it off.

Second, he also dropped out of community college twice but didn't quite find time to mention that.

Third, he didn't "dig his way out of homelessness" he was put into a daycare by the government, and charities, because he was totally incapable of caring for himself.

Finally, HOW long has it been since you had a job? What was your excuse before your feet started falling apart?

ETA: Beat to these topics by other posters but leaving it here because Fuck Lucas and his revisionist history (like his boy Stalin).

He used to claim it was over 200lb that he lost. That said, just about anybody his age can claim to have lost that amount of weight the way he twists it. After all people gain and lose a few pounds all the time. After a few decades its likely a few pounds gained and lost will add up to something at least approaching that. Shows how manipulative he is that he tries to word it that way. Its also a really weird time to do so considering he's the fattest he's been in years right now

and the stuff about claiming he wants a job but yet again somehow gets blocked by needing 3 references is classic lucas manipulative bs. Tons of places don't give a shit about references and even the ones who do don't require 3 of them in any kind of super strict manner. Especially in the kinds of jobs lucas would even remotely come close to being able to get, even if only for a short time. He deliberately tries to set up situations where he thinks he looks good for trying to improve his life and is careful to include a caveat that makes it impossible for him to do so

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

So....saying he "lost 150 Lbs. in my life"...is a VERY weasel word approach to talking about his weight and his health. Whatever he lost, he found again so it's not like he's lost it and kept it off.

Second, he also dropped out of community college twice but didn't quite find time to mention that.

Third, he didn't "dig his way out of homelessness" he was put into a daycare by the government, and charities, because he was totally incapable of caring for himself.

Finally, HOW long has it been since you had a job? What was your excuse before your feet started falling apart?

ETA: Beat to these topics by other posters but leaving it here because Fuck Lucas and his revisionist history (like his boy Stalin).

Exactly:
1. You couldn’t smoke inpatient and then couldn’t afford to restart after your hospitalization.
2. Losing excess weight is not really an accomplishment. Taking basic care of your body is your responsibility.
3. Half a semester on the community college honor roll for remedial classes is great. The fact that you then crashed and burned is conveniently left out.
4. You threatened suicide until you got placed in a nursing home. That’s not digging yourself out of homelessness. That’s just being a manipulative entitled fuck up.

Bet you can’t get a job, girl, or keep your feet. You can’t put a fork down. Or your nasty fingers.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He used to claim it was over 200lb that he lost. That said, just about anybody his age can claim to have lost that amount of weight the way he twists it. After all people gain and lose a few pounds all the time. After a few decades its likely a few pounds gained and lost will add up to something at least approaching that. Shows how manipulative he is that he tries to word it that way. Its also a really weird time to do so considering he's the fattest he's been in years right now

and the stuff about claiming he wants a job but yet again somehow gets blocked by needing 3 references is classic lucas manipulative bs. Tons of places don't give a shit about references and even the ones who do don't require 3 of them in any kind of super strict manner. Especially in the kinds of jobs lucas would even remotely come close to being able to get, even if only for a short time. He deliberately tries to set up situations where he thinks he looks good for trying to improve his life and is careful to include a caveat that makes it impossible for him to do so

It remains an interesting coincidence that Lucas suddenly has a burning desire for a job NOW, when the doctor has cautioned him against walking because of his feet.

Simply fascinating that when he was fully ambulatory, this passion for employment never seem to strike him, huh?

Edit:. I have no knowledge of what the recommendations are for the treatment of diabetic sores on one's feet, but I would bet that the doctor probably cautioned Lucas against excessive walking, not walking at all. Seeing that the diabetes is triggered by his weight, I would imagine that the amount of foot work required to do a simple job would still be totally manageable... If not, I don't think it's very likely that the doctor recommended he spend all day sitting in bed. He's using the excuse to sloth, just like when he used a similar doctor recommendation to be indoors during the day at a shelter for 2 weeks a few years back.

Edit 2: To add to @WhiskerBiscuit 's #2 above:. You most especially don't get credit for losing weight when the only action that caused it is your insane schizo pacing the streets. Every single time Lucas has had a room to sit in, he spends all day in bed and gains weight. For all of his promises about going vegan, weightlifting, going to the YMCA, etc, Lucas has never voluntarily exercised since we've been aware of him. I would guess he has arm muscles like a 6 year old girl... no hyperbole. Fat middle-aged people who've become accustomed to not exercising can have shockingly low lean muscle mass. The contortions of Lucas's body that we've seen when angry, like when he thrusts his head forward during his "spit at his phone" moment, or when he was shadowboxing up against Daniel in the famous tard out video... there's just something extremely weak about the moments when he rages. It's kind of hard to explain; despite his tremendous bulk and decent height, there's something very feminine and faggy about the way Lucas moves his body. He just gives off the impression of a lack of confidence, even when he's trying to swagger. Part of it is the nervous way his eyes are constantly shifting from side to side, but part of it is uniquely physiological, in the way he carries himself. I dunno. I'm having trouble articulating it.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He wants a job like he wanted an ID to go to the bar.

 

[Twrx]

Him asking for references from people who aren't family, is really telling. He is truly and completely alone, and it's all his fault. I could scroll through my contacts and get multiple people to be a reference, without even scrolling too much. Not feeling pity for him. I wonder if some place in his lizard brain, if he knows everything that has happened to him, was done by his own hand.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Him asking for references from people who aren't family, is really telling. He is truly and completely alone, and it's all his fault. I could scroll through my contacts and get multiple people to be a reference, without even scrolling too much. Not feeling pity for him. I wonder if some place in his lizard brain, if he knows everything that has happened to him, was done by his own hand.

Absolutely, to say nothing of the fact that any person providing a reference for Lucas would have to lie. Lucas's mom knows that ANY relationship isn't in the cards for him, and I think we'd all agree that Lucas is even less able to keep himself on an even keel psychologically, to be able to interact with people (customers and coworkers) in a retail environment. If there was any job he was able to handle psychologically, it would be loading boxes, night-shelving, something solitary of that sort. I would imagine that's exactly the sort of job he doesn't want, being that if he DOES stick to this promise of getting a job, it's going to quickly turn into another scheme to get young girls, similar to going to college. But I imagine he won't stick with it for that long, just like his insistence in his memes yesterday of no longer wanting children.

 

[Tard Police]

One would think getting catfished and left for dead in another state would make anyone too skeptical to trust strangers from the internet again, yet here he is trusting the same audience to be a good reference for employers. There's just no lesson in life harsh enough to get through to him. It's why you can already be sure he's going to lose his feet to beetus and get booted from Mallon and anywhere else for being a sex pest.

 

[Wernology]

Him asking for references from people who aren't family, is really telling. He is truly and completely alone, and it's all his fault. I could scroll through my contacts and get multiple people to be a reference, without even scrolling too much. Not feeling pity for him. I wonder if some place in his lizard brain, if he knows everything that has happened to him, was done by his own hand.

That in and of itself doesn't mean much; the last couple jobs I had that required references made it clear they were supposed to be people not related to me. In one case it was "no family or friends" they wanted professional references from past jobs.

What makes it hilariously sad in Lucas' case is that he's been in Spokane for, what, 5 years now? Something like that, and has exactly zero people he can ask because in five years he's made exactly zero friends.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

That in and of itself doesn't mean much; the last couple jobs I had that required references made it clear they were supposed to be people not related to me. In one case it was "no family or friends" they wanted professional references from past jobs.

What makes it hilariously sad in Lucas' case is that he's been in Spokane for, what, 5 years now? Something like that, and has exactly zero people he can ask because in five years he's made exactly zero friends.

I’m just imaging the Wern trying desperately in his soft castes to track down Isaac and Shareef at House of Charity for references before he gets bounced by a security guard. Although this is optimistic but if freak shows were still a thing like in the 1800’s he’d have no problem getting hired with those moobs.