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I really want to see a 'serious' dog or grandma insult video. Thst would be peak performance.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Yes, this. I personally carry pepper spray. When someone is more than twice your size, you've got to be smart about it. Of course, the smartest thing is to never get near Lucas in the first place. His smell and creepiness thankfully keeps women away. I also think it would be super easy to out run him. His feet are fucked up and he gets winded just doing small things.
Maxxicus Callahan
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How about a fake insult video for a fake door dash
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I'm sure he's living the high life rn with the bottle of mustard I sent him
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Why did you send him mustard?
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Bus, maybe? I don't buy that Lucas was ever walking 3-4 miles each day from Mallon Place to Post St. Fatty is out of breath laying in bed and talking.
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Because his reaction was funny and I'm not gonna buy actual food for this clown(though according to his vid two other people sent him actual food)
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You sent him a chimichanga too, and asked us if we wanted to make up the difference over a pizza. GTFOH w your poo fingers.
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Whenever Youtube gets done with it, we'll have this tonight:
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Lol he couldn't even eat it because he doesn't have a microwave in his little section 8 slum room.
WonderWino
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Since when has that ever stopped him? He eats cold clam chowder out of the can ffs
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I like how a serial killer who whose body count of rape, torture, and murder hits the double digits is just marginally worse than Lucas. You gotta be a real charming person to just barely edge out a legit monster. I always like to point out Keyes was an 11C, as if that accounts for everything he did
One deals with stuffing his fat self with food, the other with eye raping the young women on Post St/downtown. He made a video while he was walking from the downtown area back to his new "residence" and that is how I was able to find he lived at Mallon Place. From the video I tracked down the street and corner he was was on, googled group care homes and it led to Mallon Place. So yea, he'll walk from Mallon to downtown and back. The Freak having the money as he did to spend on restaurant food I do not put it past him to waddle to the restaurants even with his beetus casts.
From what you say, you and 2 others sent him food, yet he only thanked 2 in the video and he did say 7 eleven. Also aren't the 7 eleven chimichangas already cooked and kept in a food warmer to where the Freak would not need a microwave to heat it.
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The only acceptable food to send The Wern is frozen catfish.
I'm 6'4" and if someone is legitimately trying to attack me I'm going to go for the groin if/when the opportunity presents itself.
The real world isn't high school where nailing the other dude in the nuts is some kind of cheap-shot or cop-out, if someone intends to do you harm, disable them however you can.
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Multiqote won't cooperate so....
While I DO think he is potentially dangerous, and he's a land whale, he is in shit shape. A well placed grinding foot stomp on one of those necrotic feet could put him down BUT, as was stated, if he's amped up and on a rampage, he could hurt someone pretty bad. I just hope it isn't a caregiver at Mallon when he finally loses his shit. They don't get paid enough to deal with him.
So yeah he's a potential Henry Lee Lucas Werner.
While I DO think he is potentially dangerous, and he's a land whale, he is in shit shape. A well placed grinding foot stomp on one of those necrotic feet could put him down BUT, as was stated, if he's amped up and on a rampage, he could hurt someone pretty bad. I just hope it isn't a caregiver at Mallon when he finally loses his shit. They don't get paid enough to deal with him.
So yeah he's a potential Henry Lee Lucas Werner.
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“Heheh I sent Lucas stuff. Hehehe let me brag about it and act like I’m somehow witty and exceptional Bc of how I did it and what I sent. Being able to send Lucas food shows I’m definitely cool. Bragging about it will just get me major clout. I’m definitely not an even bigger LolCow for trying to get clout by enabling Lucas. I’m special. I’m different. Gawd this is so epic. Lol.”
Guess what, shitfingers? You are not special.
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Most people would be mad to know their tax dollars are being used to save Lucas Werner from starvation and exposure to the elements.
But then there is this loser who is proud that he wasted his own money on feeding an insane pedo who already gets 3-5 meals a day...
I'd mail him a picture of a kiwifruit.Most people would be mad to know their tax dollars are being used to save Lucas Werner from starvation and exposure to the elements.
But then there is this loser who is proud that he wasted his own money on feeding an insane pedo who already gets 3-5 meals a day...