Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Why would this jennalbatross want to keep on the "right side" of the Pedo Freak:

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The Freak will take what she said as support for this:

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Because that's how you keep him telling you crazy shit. He has to believe you're truly his friend and aren't just fucking with him or the entertainment dries up.

He thinks I think he's a misunderstood genius and when I disagree with him I'm naively and kindly trying to help.

So he keeps dispensing all kinds of entertainment.
 
Because that's how you keep him telling you crazy shit. He has to believe you're truly his friend and aren't just fucking with him or the entertainment dries up.

He thinks I think he's a misunderstood genius and when I disagree with him I'm naively and kindly trying to help.

So he keeps dispensing all kinds of entertainment.
Lucas dispenses entertainment just fine on his own though. I dunno, sometimes it is nice to have insiders or catfish who can provide a glimpse of what Lucas is like in private. As shameless and unhinged as he is in public he's somehow even worse in a girl's DMs. But at the same time it's true that even allowing Lucas to think you think he's a misunderstood genius is feeding his delusion that he's a misunderstood genius. It's not as bad as sending him money or food, but you're still tainting the purity of his insanity in a way. It's funnier if it 100% comes from him with no external validation or meddling. That's not realistic I know, that's just my feeling on it.
 
Because that's how you keep him telling you crazy shit. He has to believe you're truly his friend and aren't just fucking with him or the entertainment dries up.

He thinks I think he's a misunderstood genius and when I disagree with him I'm naively and kindly trying to help.

So he keeps dispensing all kinds of entertainment.
Can’t believe he doesn’t fall for shit that’s clearly sarcastic too. Proves how far his delusional thinking goes from the starting point of being plenty good, he can’t pick up on someone making fun unless they are directly pointing out his obvious faults and hypocrisy.

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Because you are an unhinged bumcel waddling around aimlessly through life on rotten feet at nearly 42 years old. You have a rap sheet of creepy behaviour and a history of violence towards women, severe mental health issues and body horrors, a rotting brain that makes you repetitive and senile and the personality of a tape worm. Edit: and even if he did have money to be a sugar daddy he’d be more hopeless than Big Ed
 
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Can’t believe he doesn’t fall for shit that’s clearly sarcastic too. Proves how far his delusional thinking goes from the starting point of being plenty good, he can’t pick up on someone making fun unless they are directly pointing out his obvious faults and hypocrisy.

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Because you are an unhinged bumcel waddling around aimlessly through life on rotten feet at nearly 42 years old. You have a rap sheet of creepy behaviour and a history of violence towards women, severe mental health issues and body horrors, a rotting brain that makes you repetitive and senile and the personality of a tape worm. Edit: and even if he did have money to be a sugar daddy he’d be more hopeless than Big Ed
Gee, different standards for men and women? Could it be because men and women are different?
 
I was dating a woman last year who did a "right now right now right now" during a chimp out like the Wern. I have no idea why I didn't instantly send her the link to werns video but I should've lol. I thought of the wern whenever I got this text.


I got massive hemorrhoids after I had my daughter. But the cream from my doc is helping.

Oh, wait, we aren’t all sharing completely uninteresting personal experiences that have nothing to do with the fucking topic?

I guess I got confused. Good thing I didn’t include my own cringe photos/screenshots that no one wants to see.
 
Gee, different standards for men and women? Could it be because men and women are different?
Let’s be honest though if it were a femcel doing half the shit Lucas does and reeking, covered in diseases crying for young high school boys to date it’d be pretty close. If there is someone for Lucas that’s her and I shudder to think. Maybe Shanny for Christ is close in unwashed grime they should connect and duke it out in a debate over theism.

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Hahahahahah utter lunacy. You are going to run out of money $0 in cash app. Also it’s just numbers on a screen everyone should get paid a million dollars, listen to Alan Watts. Drop the multiple women or I am calling 5-0
 
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I got massive hemorrhoids after I had my daughter. But the cream from my doc is helping.

Oh, wait, we aren’t all sharing completely uninteresting personal experiences that have nothing to do with the fucking topic?

I guess I got confused. Good thing I didn’t include my own cringe photos/screenshots that no one wants to see.
Actually it has everything to do with the topic, I don't give a shit if you don't like it it's funny. It's related to lucas
 
Let’s be honest though if it were a femcel doing half the shit Lucas does and reeking, covered in diseases crying for young high school boys to date it’d be pretty close. If there is someone for Lucas that’s her and I shudder to think. Maybe Shanny for Christ is close in unwashed grime they should connect and duke it out in a debate over theism.

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Hahahahahah utter lunacy. You are going to run out of money $0 in cash app. Also it’s just numbers on a screen everyone should get paid a million dollars, listen to Alan Watts. Drop the multiple women or I am calling 5-0
The violent Freak in a relationship with 1 woman = a Domestic Violence conviction.
 
The violent Freak in a relationship with 1 woman = a Domestic Violence conviction.
So far he has a 100% DV rate per girlfriend.

Yeah yeah, and once he gets another troll to pretend to be a reference for him, he’s just gonna whine that he can’t go out and look for a job because of his rotten feet.
Imagine getting a call to act as a reference for Lucas Colby Werner, then telling them all about the Starbucks Incident and his DV conviction and his insane ramblings.
 
Imagine getting a call to act as a reference for Lucas Colby Werner, then telling them all about the Starbucks Incident and his DV conviction and his insane ramblings.

Farmers, imagine you were the employer, calling Lucas back to interview and let him know that he wasn’t getting the position of cart pusher/door greeter/hunchback bell ringer because of his online and offline behavior. Which video would you show him to tell him it’s not gonna happen?
 
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