Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

$50 Hot Takes

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Lucas continues the fantasy that before the "return of covid", he had a lucrative enterprise "mitigating" people's problems.

Does he not remember that the money that he's talking about, during the Geek Room period, came from people paying him to do interviews on youtube? I think Lucas has been paid exactly once to "air beef", and as far as we all could tell, that was just a troll paying Lucas whatever he wanted to make a stupid video.

But the more he repeats this fantasy that he was a successful "mitigator" (like Geraldo Rivera he says) the more he believes it.

He ends the video by insulting the Geek Room, you know, the people who gave him the money that he believes set the standard for the rates he's demanding.

 

[IceQueen]

I’m an atheist but I 100% get what you mean about a lot of us just being insufferable as shit. And I agree there is an argument to be made that Lucas might be a Christian, or at least leaning that way. He screams about it too often for him to not be at least worried that a god exists.

I think Lucas very much believes in God and is just MAD at God. He says he doesn’t believe in part because he thinks that will “show” God, but it’s just another of his delusions that anyone (God included) gives a fuck what PukeAss thinks about anything.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas thinks he's inspiring people?

What's inspiring about him? He's never done anything good for himself. His entire life is being led around on a leash by the system.

Realistically, he could inspire others to get their shit together so they don't end up like him.

That still counts.

 

[mothman96]

The recent "influx" of $20 has gone to his head and wants to keep the $ coming in. The Mallon Place Creeper thanks his Pedo enabling "bubbies".

ETA:
From $50 the Creep is down to $20.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas wants the world to know what he beats off to

(I wonder if NAPLOEAN like CRATOUCHERIE?)

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[Wernology]

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Lucas wants the world to know what he beats off to

(I wonder if NAPLOEAN like CRATOUCHERIE?)

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I feel so bad for his roommate.

Whenever Youtube finishes processing, Leakin' Lucas' trash from today will be up.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

The “At your service” video is a nice return to form for our Wern. It’s absurd, laughable and totally delusional. The statement that e-begging is an actual job and that he strives to inspire us with his altruism and genuine caring for the community truly warmed my dark heart.

All the things he will do “in the future“ for the community after he gets the elk kingdom fortune, giving to the children and being an inspiration because he was instilled with righteous moral values from his Christian democrat socialist upbringing really shows me he is not the piece of garbage schizo-pedo incel freak I thought he was.

Good stuff. I give it a solid 8 out of 10.

 

[Twrx]

He inspires me. I've never wanted kids, and he just cements that every day. Imagine creating another one of him.

 

[Jeep1971]

Look at Mr. Oligarch! Over 22 dollars in his bank account. Gen Z baes, form a queue at the nursing home.

He's getting obsessed with puss-puss again. Off his meds maybe?
He isn't boring anymore.

 

[WonderWino]

With all his talk about the elk kingdom he should consider becoming an elk

Oh...wait, nevermind......it would require him to believe in god and have two non family references. Damn, and here lucas could get access to all that food that the elks give out to the homeless

 

[mothman96]

So why are you begging/wanting for money Creep. Earth provides all you need at Mallon Place. A roof over your head, a bed, kitchen staff that cook for you to eat 3+ meals a day, even a cleaning and laundry service. Oh yea, all that you have does not satisfy Your Greed.
And no, a girlfriend/sex is not a need. You've survived for 10 years without sex and a girlfriend, you'll continue to survive without sex/girlfriend for whatever time you have left.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

With all his talk about the elk kingdom he should consider becoming an elk

Oh...wait, nevermind......it would require him to believe in god and have two non family references. Damn, and here lucas could get access to all that food that the elks give out to the homeless

I thought you meant literal Elk like Lucas becomes an other kin, one with King Roy’s heard galloping in the fields on his bum foot wearing an elk suit eating a vegan diet of grass and mushrooms

 

[Huge Fungus]

I HATE THIS FAT FAGGOT!!!

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Give the Mallon Place Creeper money so he can find a chick.
The Creeper has had an apartment and extra money before, the women still wouldn't touch him with a 20 ft pole.

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How many times has he given out ways on how to approach women?
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As always wanting for someone else to do the "work" for him.
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He's seriously begging for money to get laid with. He's probably walking around waving a stack of his 23 single dollar bills bragging to strangers about how rich he is thinking everyone's going to find that impressive and the only reason people aren't forming a line up around the block to suck his dick yet is that it isn't a fat enough stack he's waving around.

 

[wenttobermuda]

The “At your service” video is a nice return to form for our Wern. It’s absurd, laughable and totally delusional. The statement that e-begging is an actual job and that he strives to inspire us with his altruism and genuine caring for the community truly warmed my dark heart.

All the things he will do “in the future“ for the community after he gets the elk kingdom fortune, giving to the children and being an inspiration because he was instilled with righteous moral values from his Christian democrat socialist upbringing really shows me he is not the piece of garbage schizo-pedo incel freak I thought he was.

Good stuff. I give it a solid 8 out of 10.

Lucas has been dreadfully boring at Mallon, though it was interesting to see how he treats other speds. "At your service" is a step in the right direction, a recognizable signpost on one of Lucas's spazz cycles. Delusional plans are followed by frustration, bitterness and rage.

 

[Wernology]

1. A merciful one who knows women are people and not "rewards" to be earned

2. It's the size of a strawberry, but that's the only true thing you've said about it.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

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1. A merciful one who knows women are people and not "rewards" to be earned

2. It's the size of a strawberry, but that's the only true thing you've said about it.

1. I give so freely of myself as your humble servant.

2. Give me $20

 

[Jeep1971]

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1. A merciful one who knows women are people and not "rewards" to be earned

2. It's the size of a strawberry, but that's the only true thing you've said about it.

Same color and texture as a strawberry too I'm sure. Red, inflamed and pitted.

 

[WonderWino]

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1. A merciful one who knows women are people and not "rewards" to be earned

2. It's the size of a strawberry, but that's the only true thing you've said about it.

The more he talks like he has some kind of personal vendetta against a god he supposedly doesn't even believe in the more he reminds me of some horrifyingly autistic version of dracula from the 1992 movie

I can see it now, lucas going into battle in the streets of spokane at the head of a BLM army to defend the honor of a devout christian m'lady zoomer bae, only to return and find some flatbill stole her from him when he was away. Leading him to renounce god, declare that he will rise from his own beetus related death to avenge himself upon all flatbills with all the powers of science and telomeres, stabbing her cross, causing it to leak copious amounts of telomerase that he drank greedily from, leading him to become a withered, aged, morbidly obese hobo, cursed to walk the streets of spokane for all eternity, feeding on shitty 7-11 food and preaching atheism

You can almost hear lucas in this scene is this my reward for defending gods church?! to have m'lady stolen from me?! how can your god forsake his loyal servant who generously gives cocktail peps to the homeless?! I renounce god and christian greeeeeeeed!

 

[Da Dude123]

The more he talks like he has some kind of personal vendetta against a god he supposedly doesn't even believe in the more he reminds me of some horrifyingly autistic version of dracula from the 1992 movie

I can see it now, lucas going into battle in the streets of spokane at the head of a BLM army to defend the honor of a devout christian m'lady zoomer bae, only to return and find some flatbill stole her from him when he was away. Leading him to renounce god, declare that he will rise from his own beetus related death to avenge himself upon all flatbills with all the powers of science and telomeres, stabbing her cross, causing it to leak copious amounts of telomerase that he drank greedily from, leading him to become a withered, aged, morbidly obese hobo, cursed to walk the streets of spokane for all eternity, feeding on shitty 7-11 food and preaching atheism

You can almost hear lucas in this scene is this my reward for defending gods church?! to have m'lady stolen from me?! how can your god forsake his loyal servant who generously gives cocktail peps to the homeless?! I renounce god and christian greeeeeeeed!

Even after that, Lucas would insist that he is still and forever, plenty good.