Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

That’s the thing that gets me with this situation is how the workers Lucas loves to go on about so much are the ones getting stiffed while he’s living the life of a rag man king. It’s no wonder so many wagie workers have checked out to collect employment insurance instead of going back to their job at Jugo Juice for practically the same amount of money. He’s right in the sense that workers are getting screwed but it’s coming from someone who just talks about these issues to deflect from their own train wreck of a life. Guaranteed those same workers who are living tighter than Lucas still have family, friends and community which Lucas completely lacks.

Lol@ "Jugo Juice". But absolutely. This is all just one giant deflection on him being a sped who refuses to work.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Congratulations to @wenttobermuda for distilling this crucial bit of Wern psychology:

Lucas views indifference as open hostility.

This is brilliant, in explaining how Lucas thinks the way he does: why are men who are "even existing in the same room" as him "cockblocking" him? Because unless they're actively helping Lucas get a girl, they're stopping him from getting a girl.

It really is rather amazing how black and white Lucas is about everything. And he makes it apparent all the time. He gives us the keys to unlock the distorted psychology of his worldview, he tells us, "If you're not helping me, you're hurting me". Lucas doesn't see indifference. Unless you're giving Lucas what he wants, as Cyael said, you're blocked.

I can't even stress how much of Lucas's inscrutable behavior can now be understood through this matrix. It's selfish, and childish, but so is lucas. If you're not handing Lucas a cookie, you're stopping Lucas from getting a cookie. Do you understand? There's no expectation of Lucas getting a cookie on his own. Unless you assist, you're not just a blockade, you're actively preventing him from getting what he wants. An agressor. An enemy.

I think it's possible to draw a clear line from Lucas's struggle with indifference to his fascination with theism and atheism. I haven't fully fleshed the idea out, and am not likely to do so, as I have better things to think about. Like Lucas being eaten alive by a pack of feral dogs. But here's an impression.

Lucas personalizes the world to a shocking degree. Strangers, and strange, abstract forces are paying attention to him. He might not believe in a god, but he acts like he does. He bargains with fate. He does "good deeds," like passing out pep sticks under the cover of night, or posting socialist "memes," and he expects good things to happen to him in return. He explicitly says so. God doesn't answer his prayers, so god isn't there. Who is there? A disinterested public that Lucas observes from afar. It's up to them to answer his prayers. So he recites a litany of socialist talking points, adolescent political spergery, but it's a devotional act. He's praying for the world to delvier him what he wants: teen puss puss. He deserves it. He's plenty good.

Also, to me it seemed as though it was almost a fantasy for Lucas. Not only does he get the girl, he also gets to cuckold the wingman.

I've noticed this, too. Lucas in very interested in the subjects of "swooping," "cock blocking," and stealing a dude's girlfriend. He's threatened many times to seduce guys' girlfriends right infront of them, or at least brazenly talk to them and moisten their panties; in his personal reflection he hinted at attraction to his roommate's girlfriend; he's threatend to carry off his enemy's woman over his shoulder, etc. He's very tuned into the power dynamics of dating, especially as it relates to other dudes, his imagined rivals. s

Time permitting, it would be interesting to fashion a supercut of these statements. Doing so would allow us to forensically reconstruct Werner's fantasies, which is forbidden knowledge in Wernology, and not fit for study. But I think it's safe to say Lucas would love to block some cock and swoop.

 

[WonderWino]

So, I wonder how long its going to be before lucas combines his writing and christian obsessions to pull all the misquoted and misunderstood stuff from the bible that he thinks tell people to not hoard zoomer baes away from him and be greedy and writes his own incoherent gibberish version of the bible with just those quotes, rants about christians and related memes he came up with, calls it the king roy edition of the bible and tries to post it all over the internet claiming its the most accurate abridged truth of what the bible really says. I can see him going full street corner ragman preacher in the park ranting about it until somebody calls the cops on him

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

But I think it's safe to say Lucas would love to block some cock and swoop.

Oh without question. In fact, Lucas has frequently repurposed his cowardly inability to approach women as some sort of moral high ground, because he's such a stud, such an incredible alpha you see, that if he DID approach the women, he would immediately turn on and swoop ALL of them, and that goes against his socialist mandates condemning greed.

Similarly to how Lucas manages to turn "Don't bring up telomeres when you hit on girls, you come off like a creep and a pseudo-scientist" into some sort of refutation of women's ability to understand genetics, Lucas similarly turns his own cowardice into moral superiority.

Lucas is a very black and white thinker, that much is clear, but the defense mechanisms that his brain has constructed to allow him to live without hanging his head in shame are labyrinthine and hilarious.

Lucas has frequently attempted to justify his genius and scientific prowess by connecting himself with such deep and inventive conceits as faster than light travel, black holes, complicated mathematical equations, and the like. Strangely enough, he's ignored the perpetual motion machine that is his complete inability to shoulder any responsibility for his own life: his brain takes blame and converts it into bullshit, an exothermic reaction that produces prodigious lolmilk as a kinetic waste-product of the friction between Lucas's dense, un-aerodynamic body and its contact with reality. But it never stops spinning.

 

[Bobby Worst]

How long has Lucas even been at this new living facility anyway? It seems like it's been a long time now but it might just be me. Every time I check back here I expect to find new videos of him out in the streets yelling about zoomers but wow, he's been kinda quiet. Never thought he could be this quiet on his own free will but I have a feeling it won't last.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

What a foolish liar he is. He can't actually live happily for less than ten thousand dollars in spergery while beg for himself to looking for a woman who fulfill his fantasies.

"Living happily" in homeless shelters, government housing, cheap motels, mental institutions, bus stations, under bridges, "group homes" and whatever the fuck Mallon Place is.

How long has Lucas even been at this new living facility anyway? It seems like it's been a long time now but it might just be me. Every time I check back here I expect to find new videos of him out in the streets yelling about zoomers but wow, he's been kinda quiet. Never thought he could be this quiet on his own free will but I have a feeling it won't last.

It's winter. He's banned from every place that takes in homeless people and has been blacklisted from government housing. He'll be on his not-as-bad behavior till spring.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I love pictures of Lucas in the wild...
This picture isn't new, but I think it's always important to remember the contrast between how Lucas presents himself online, and the way he is in the real world.

With all of his online bluster and fierceness, I think it's crucial to remember that the Lucas that people interact with in public is quiet, passive, almost pathetically shy, and notable more for his body odor and large physical size than any sort of commanding personality or charisma. He's the sort of person you wouldn't look at twice, unless you thought to yourself, "God, what an unfortunate bald spot" or "Why won't that fat man stop staring at me?"

He's a large, shy man, who will stare very hard at you, and when you look up, he'll look down and shrug. He's almost pathetically passive; in fact he's built up an entire lore to justify his passivity as moral. But part of him hates himself, and hates that he's so very passive and shy, and so online, he tries to be the sort of person he wishes he could be in everyday life. Bold. Uncompromising. A leader.

Some things just aren't in the cards.

Edit: Ahem pt 3

 

[WonderWino]

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I love pictures of Lucas in the wild...
This picture isn't new, but I think it's always important to remember the contrast between how Lucas presents himself online, and the way he is in the real world.

With all of his online bluster and fierceness, I think it's crucial to remember that the Lucas that people interact with in public is quiet, passive, almost pathetically shy, and notable more for his body odor and large physical size than any sort of commanding personality or charisma. He's the sort of person you wouldn't look at twice, unless you thought to yourself, "God, what an unfortunate bald spot" or "Why won't that fat man stop staring at me?"

He's a large, shy man, who will stare very hard at you, and when you look up, he'll look down and shrug. He's almost pathetically passive; in fact he's built up an entire lore to justify his passivity as moral. But part of him hates himself, and hates that he's so very passive and shy, and so online, he tries to be the sort of person he wishes he could be in everyday life. Bold. Uncompromising. A leader.

Some things just aren't in the cards.

Edit: Ahem pt 3
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That bald spot truly is fucked up. Any normal person would have either tried rogaine, started wearing a hairpiece or shaved his head by now. Hell my uncle was patrick stewart tier bald by 17 and he managed to make it work for him by shaving the rest off, but in lucas's case leaving it just makes him look even weirder and more obvious that somethings not right with him

That said, every time I see that pic of him his massive obese body combined with a weirdly small head from that angle in comparison with the size of the rest of him immediately reminds me of this

 

[Jeep1971]

You aren't alone. I feel like a complete piece of shit for being on va disability, and I constantly fear that people view me, like they view him. I find it hilarious that he always talks about how fast food employees and janitors should be paid the same as doctors. I think he goes down that path, because be knows that if got lucky and someone took a chance on him, that those two jobs are something he might be capable of actually doing, and is all he will ever get.

Thank you for your service! NEVER feel bad for a benefit you EARNED.

People like Lucas, parasites, are everywhere. Those who never had gainful employment and are grifting. They've never done anything selfless, they don't give a damn about anyone but themselves other than what they can get in gibs.

You,Sir, are in a different class altogether. You earned yours brother.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

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I love pictures of Lucas in the wild...
This picture isn't new, but I think it's always important to remember the contrast between how Lucas presents himself online, and the way he is in the real world.

With all of his online bluster and fierceness, I think it's crucial to remember that the Lucas that people interact with in public is quiet, passive, almost pathetically shy, and notable more for his body odor and large physical size than any sort of commanding personality or charisma. He's the sort of person you wouldn't look at twice, unless you thought to yourself, "God, what an unfortunate bald spot" or "Why won't that fat man stop staring at me?"

He's a large, shy man, who will stare very hard at you, and when you look up, he'll look down and shrug. He's almost pathetically passive; in fact he's built up an entire lore to justify his passivity as moral. But part of him hates himself, and hates that he's so very passive and shy, and so online, he tries to be the sort of person he wishes he could be in everyday life. Bold. Uncompromising. A leader.

Some things just aren't in the cards.

Edit: Ahem pt 3
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I swear, lucas is gonna blow a fuse when he sees that

side note, still surprised no one pulled a dragon lord on lucas ( having him proposed to a zoomer bae on stream, only to get his hopes crushed)

 

[Fatal Walter]

Lucas is such a teenage incel. He should be able to even remember not thinking it was a big deal having a girlfriend a decade ago. No problem, Lucas can just find a better, younger one this time. Didn't really work out for him.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I swear, lucas is gonna blow a fuse when he sees that

side note, still surprised no one pulled a dragon lord on lucas ( having him proposed to a zoomer bae on stream, only to get his hopes crushed)

I almost fear how ballistic he would go. I mean if there was a sure fire way to wind him up into a rage a teen girl leading him on only to call him a fat idiot and dump him would do it. Or we’d see the animal desperately trying to cling on and stalk her. I shudder to think, like with Drachen Lord it was one thing but Lucas is another breed of cow. With his obsession a stunt like that could legitimately put people in danger. It’s a minor miracle that he hasn’t gotten black pilled to the fact that he is an incel with rage and with nothing to lose.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

I almost fear how ballistic he would go. I mean if there was a sure fire way to wind him up into a rage a teen girl leading him on only to call him a fat idiot and dump him would do it. Or we’d see the animal desperately trying to cling on and stalk her. I shudder to think, like with Drachen Lord it was one thing but Lucas is another breed of cow. With his obsession a stunt like that could legitimately put people in danger. It’s a minor miracle that he hasn’t gotten black pilled to the fact that he is an incel with rage and with nothing to lose.

I feel Lucas is more of a danger to himself with that scenario. The only thing that makes this stunt dangerous is that if Lucas is on a depressive episode. I do believe he would unlive himself if that happens. Granted most of the time he's just filled with tard rage and is too much of a pussy to act on it, unless he's put in a position where he can get away with hurting someone.

side note: Best timing to pull that off would be during his time at HOC, when he was Izzik's bitch

 

[Wernology]

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Lucas is such a teenage incel. He should be able to even remember not thinking it was a big deal having a girlfriend a decade ago. No problem, Lucas can just find a better, younger one this time. Didn't really work out for him.

I mean I get being lonely, kind of, I'm autistic af and don't generally need much for face to face human interaction, work is enough for me on that front and I'm happy to not interact face to face with anyone away from work unless it's absolutely necessary but I'm also aware that's not 'normal' either.

But what this dumbfuck is focusing on is the wrong thing. He's not lonely and miserable because he has no girlfriend, he's lonely and miserable because he has no actual connections to other humans in general; his mental illness and whatever the fuck else is wrong with him has gone untreated and unregulated for so long that he's all but lost the ability to successfully interact with others face to face and even online; we see that in his DMs, in his comments, and in videos where he's interacting with other people at Mallon Place.

It's probably not fixable in the way Lucas thinks a girlfriend would fix it, but if he were able to get into some pretty intense 1-1 therapy and work on his social issues he could potentially get to a place where he could at least make some meaningful friendships.

However, it's Lucas and since Lucas is plenty good he doesn't need therapy, everyone else needs to change to suit his dysfunctional personality.

 

[Tard Police]

How does he expect us to keep up with his insane level of work output when we've got to tend to our flocks of zoomer baes?!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas had a manic night. Theres much more of this, all from the past few hours:

 

[Da Dude123]

How does he expect us to keep up with his insane level of work output when we've got to tend to our flocks of zoomer baes?!

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Lucas doesn't do shit. I guess he thinks making and sharing memes and gorging himself on food is being productive. Lunacy!

 

[Czolg]

Goddamn, I tend to forgot how ugly he is.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas bemoans his lack of "fun money", and seeks for you to rectify the situation.

Imagine how out of touch you have to be to not see that this is a bad look for an adult.

Oh, I'm sorry, you don't have enough fun money? At least you're honest and admitting that you would spend any of those funds on gorging yourself, clearly the only thing that you find fun, but GET A JOB!

You're in the unique situation of having all of your subsistence level needs met, you don't even have to clean up after yourself, which means you have an unbelievable excess of free time. If you feel that this free time isn't stimulating enough, why don't you fill some of that time with the work that would give you money to do more entertaining things in the rest of it?

I say this as if Lucas would ever get a job. Just like how he expects the world to give him a girl, just like how he expects the world to give him steak, he also expects the world to give him free money, just for existing.

I'm also seconding @Wernology 's take that Lucas has the most punchable face on kiwi farms, possibly in the united states, likely the world. There's just something about the smug shit-eating grins that radiate from his unshaven potato Head that demand retribution. Luckily life gives Lucas the beatings he so richly deserves.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I think in Lucas’s delusional brain he thinks he can get in some kind of lane making parrot able memes that go viral so lefties can share it on their socials and say oh look how clever this Mr. Wern is he is so right. It’s sad that he’s not the only one trying to be a talentless personality with an opinion but Lucas takes it to another level of delusional disconnect.