Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

I think we found the perfect organization for lucas to join:

Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[IceQueen]

Lucas describes his majestic elk kingdom being like shangri-la and like some kind of weird version of how i'd expect a religious person to describe an afterlife, only for living zoome baes

He also tries to flex and threaten to send his dad after people cause he's a postal worker and 'carries a 9mm pistol' and since messing with the mail is a federal offense 'he can kill you and get away with it' i'm surprised he didn't literally say 'my dad is a mailman so he knows where you live so stop trolling me.' Its definitely the point he was trying to get across

Lucas manages to do a bizarre flex and brag in a way no sane person would do at the same time

and he's clearly wearing his holy robes of atheism in that video

Yeah I’ve always loved that video lmao I commented on the original so many times. 1) not a single soul in your family is anyone rich or important Lucas. 2) even if they were, they clearly do not care about protecting you, look at all of us who hate you, who make your life worse, who haven’t had any bounty hunters or rogue cops sent after us lmao. The things he manages to convince himself of are just wild.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

[video]

The threats in this are hilarious. His dad is a mailman and if you mess with the mail it's a federal offense so don't mess with his dad! That's what an eight year old on the playground would say. And he carries a 9mm shotgun and he's gonna blow you away pow pow! His gay cousin almost beat a guy up one time, but they ended up just talking! You better not mess with Lucas' family you dirty trolls!

The more I watch the old videos the more I understand why people think he's on the spectrum. I don't know that he actually is, it may just be incredibly poor socialization combined with other mental health problems and low IQ, but damn. Shit like this is "child in a man's body" shit. I don't even know what to say really. What's not silly is grim, and all of it is pathetic. The part where he talks about how he's been off psych meds five years and doing great with what is either sporadic or fictional talk therapy. The part where he says how much fun he has watching football in the "day room" alone. Jesus christ

 

[Poop Shoot]

There is no way that fat fucking faggot isn’t autistic, among other problems.

Even the most poorly socialized feral kids can get along with someone. He is absolutely socially blind and hyperfixates like none I’ve ever seen. Even when he was on the streets he keept believing that a girlfriend was the worst of his problems.

I can’t not watch.

 

[Jeep1971]

Lucas describes his majestic elk kingdom being like shangri-la and like some kind of weird version of how i'd expect a religious person to describe an afterlife, only for living zoome baes

He also tries to flex and threaten to send his dad after people cause he's a postal worker and 'carries a 9mm pistol' and since messing with the mail is a federal offense 'he can kill you and get away with it' i'm surprised he didn't literally say 'my dad is a mailman so he knows where you live so stop trolling me.' Its definitely the point he was trying to get across

Lucas manages to do a bizarre flex and brag in a way no sane person would do at the same time

and he's clearly wearing his holy robes of atheism in that video

Thanks for posting these videos and reminding us yet again how greasy and deluded Lucas is. He's been a dull boy lately.

 

[Pink Freud]

So as the world continues to circle the toilet bowl swiftly, I can’t help but wonder which direction our virtue signaling anarcho-communist bumcel will take. Do we virtue signal to the zoomer baes about how what’s happening in the Ukraine is deplorable? Or is he team Mother Russia and the glory days of communism? It can’t be both, Lukey.

 

[Wernology]

We're a bit past the 101 but I'm still stupidly awake.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

The threats in this are hilarious. His dad is a mailman and if you mess with the mail it's a federal offense so don't mess with his dad! That's what an eight year old on the playground would say. And he carries a 9mm shotgun and he's gonna blow you away pow pow! His gay cousin almost beat a guy up one time, but they ended up just talking! You better not mess with Lucas' family you dirty trolls!

The more I watch the old videos the more I understand why people think he's on the spectrum. I don't know that he actually is, it may just be incredibly poor socialization combined with other mental health problems and low IQ, but damn. Shit like this is "child in a man's body" shit. I don't even know what to say really. What's not silly is grim, and all of it is pathetic. The part where he talks about how he's been off psych meds five years and doing great with what is either sporadic or fictional talk therapy. The part where he says how much fun he has watching football in the "day room" alone. Jesus christ

Lucas to me at first got the Terry Davis vibes minus the talent, smarts, and the dedication to make something tangible out of his fixation. They both exhibited nearly similar anti social behaviors, such as racism, being physically aggressive and having a thing for their nieces. I used to think for a while Lucas and Terry got the same type of schizophrenia until I found out Lucas' only confirmed mental illness is bipolar. From what i understand, alot of Terry's uncool behaviors is just a byproduct of his mental illness. Sure Lucas is the same to a degree, but Lucas' mental illness, from my understanding reduces impulse control (during manic phase), rapid cycling, and hypersexuality. Still doesn't explain the pedophilia, his manipulative personality, and his incestuous fixations (his nieces & Daddy-daughter kink). That said, the wern's very obvious lack of social understanding plus his very childlike thought process gives me the chris chan vibes, the overwhelming sense of entitlement reminds me of DSP and wings.

anyway Tl;dr: I was wrong to compare Terry D. to Lucas, The wern is a piece of shit through and through

sperging done

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This is a Lucas video I'd never seen before....

How Long Would It Take Republicans To Incest

Lucas deleted his two channels. I'll be reuploading them. They may or may not be in chronological order.***********************************Want more content ...

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And THIS is the expression on his face when he, completely unprompted, contemplates an incestuous orgy:

 

[NoosJunki]

Good leaks brother, always interesting to see what the Wern is like one-on-one with people (turns out, broadly similar but worse). The part that really stuck out to me was when he talked about being "addicted to this [love] quest" and feeling like a video game character with no free will. That's pretty close to admitting that he is obsessed, and suffering because of it. I think Lucas, like everyone in denial, is indeed aware of the nature of the problem on some level, but at the same time is furiously coming up with copes. In this case he returns to one of his old favorites, "all this could end if you would just date me". That's the only out he can see. He can't change his strategy because he's too stupid to think of a new one, and he can't just drop it because that would be the ultimate defeat. He's wasted ten years on this with nothing to show for it but slow deterioration. The sunk cost fallacy is telling him putting in as many more years as it takes to complete his love quest is a better option than giving up now and finding something else to occupy his mind. But the tragedy is that giving up is really the best outcome for him at this point. Imagine the zen-like calm and relief he would feel if he could somehow turn off his obsessive complex over the elusive zoomer bae. If he continues he can only fail, and suffer. All he can do is shift the blame and hatred outward. It is other people's fault, and a teenage smokeshow needs to take pity on Lucas and just say yes to end his suffering.

I appreciate that you or whoever the catfish is in these messages tries to tell him the hard truth at points. Like "you need to be mentally healthy before you try to date, a gf won't fix your brain and it's not fair to your partner" etc. This will never, ever get through to him, of course, because it's not what he wants to hear, but I'm glad it's been said. He can't say he wasn't told how this love shit actually works.

"One must imagine Sisyphus happy."

 

[ThomasAudley]

This is why we don’t poke cows, thanks a lot klickitat. You did us all a service by archiving and reuploading Lucas’s vids, one that even he wasn’t initially opposed to. But then you started adding mocking titles and intros, started making numerous fake identities to engage in direct conversation with Lucas, started compiling his vids into single clips with themes to make Lucas look even worse, and now you’ve gone so far he’s deleted his YouTube channel. You’re just as retarded as Lucas is, and your focused autism has now deprived us of our cow’s milk.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

This is why we don’t poke cows, thanks a lot klickitat. You did us all a service by archiving and reuploading Lucas’s vids, one that even he wasn’t initially opposed to. But then you started adding mocking titles and intros, started making numerous fake identities to engage in direct conversation with Lucas, started compiling his vids into single clips with themes to make Lucas look even worse, and now you’ve gone so far he’s deleted his YouTube channel. You’re just as retarded as Lucas is, and your focused autism has now deprived us of our cow’s milk.

Yeah.. he's been getting way to intimate about this shit for awhile. I mean 3 hour streams.. wtf

 

[TurdFondler]

klickitat 2nd biggest faggot, reigning king is still Goldaor or however you spell it.

Lucas will probably be back but it's a damn shame the channel is gone. Lots of good shit on there.

 

[The I Scream Man]

This is why we don’t poke cows, thanks a lot klickitat. You did us all a service by archiving and reuploading Lucas’s vids, one that even he wasn’t initially opposed to. But then you started adding mocking titles and intros, started making numerous fake identities to engage in direct conversation with Lucas, started compiling his vids into single clips with themes to make Lucas look even worse, and now you’ve gone so far he’s deleted his YouTube channel. You’re just as retarded as Lucas is, and your focused autism has now deprived us of our cow’s milk.

Yeah.. he's been getting way to intimate about this shit for awhile. I mean 3 hour streams.. wtf

klickitat 2nd biggest faggot, reigning king is still Goldaor or however you spell it.

Lucas will probably be back but it's a damn shame the channel is gone. Lots of good shit on there.

The original post I made held accusations of simpin, and I deleted it because I'm tryin to be nicer. My apologies.

My point was that Lucas wants to exist out here uninhibited, and while people may disagree with Klick and others' activities recently it kind of serves the purpose of keeping him contained. Yeah the loss of milk sucks but he can and will continue to make new videos, nothing was lost because anything that he'd ever put out had been archived somewhere for further consumption.

He's not banned or anything, he voluntarily deleted those channels in response to someone, anyone, calling him out on his bullshit. Fuck I'm surprised he didn't do it sooner, he's been hating these channels for years and this wasn't the first time people called out his use of the gamer word all the time.

We haven't been deprived of anything worth having, his channels have been completely archived and it seems like he makes most of his new content on the gram anyway

 

[TurdFondler]

Puppetmastering and doing things to "contain" a cow are fucked. Get your head checked if you think intervening in a cow's life is worthwhile in any way.

Uncontained lucas smoked dope under highway overpasses and screamed for days on end. It's not like he's a menace. A social safety net eventually caught him in Mallon all on its own.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Puppetmastering and doing things to "contain" a cow are fucked. Get your head checked if you think intervening in a cow's life is worthwhile in any way.

Uncontained lucas smoked dope under highway overpasses and screamed for days on end. It's not like he's a menace. A social safety net eventually caught him in Mallon all on its own.View attachment 3021728

I guess I agree, if he was more of a menace I guess it would be worthwhile to intervene but when I think about it further he's a gigantic pussy

Argument withdrawn

 

[Wernology]

This is why we don’t poke cows, thanks a lot klickitat. You did us all a service by archiving and reuploading Lucas’s vids, one that even he wasn’t initially opposed to. But then you started adding mocking titles and intros, started making numerous fake identities to engage in direct conversation with Lucas, started compiling his vids into single clips with themes to make Lucas look even worse, and now you’ve gone so far he’s deleted his YouTube channel. You’re just as retarded as Lucas is, and your focused autism has now deprived us of our cow’s milk.

1. He was never not opposed to it, he hated it from the start because at first the videos were from his private IG and he was pissed and paranoid that someone he was mutuals with was saving and posting those private videos (even more pissed that he couldn't figure out who it was), and after that he started noticing that they got likes on the reuploads but "downvotes" when he uploaded. He was also pissed that he couldn't control the comments. The whiny bitch reports the entire channel constantly and has been doing so since the start if you want to believe what he's told me.

2. The mocking titles and intros are not a new thing; it was only the first few IG videos that didn't have the intro/outro. It's been at least 2 years (off the top of my head) of doing that and it never bothered him beyond an occasional video where he 'addressed' a title he thought was a lie.

3. You know I lie about the number of accounts that are me because I know he reads this thread and I know, based on what he tells the ONE account I've had since 2019 that I talk to him on, that he's absolutely paranoid that literally every female friend he has on IG is a troll from either the Farms or SOFALAW, right? The conversations I have with him are 98% boring shit about board games, him pasting the same political memes he posts publicly, complaining about how he didn't know he needed a resume to get a job, and him bitching about how SOFALAW and Kiwi Farms are "stalking him". I know he has group chats with a bunch of people catfishing him as they've told me about said groups, but I've never been in any of them.

4. When he got back into the habit of rapid fire posting 10+ 30 second to a few minute long videos, I started compiling those and when he went on nuthouse hiatuses I compiled his old friends only facebook videos (pretty sure I got all of them), the 'shirtless in spokane'' compilations were just videos he did shirtless because I thought it was funny, but are otherwise not edited, and the shit he put up on Patreon.
The only actual "editing" I did that wasn't just trying to fix his fucked up sound or stitching a bunch of shorter videos together was that recent 4 minute one of him saying the N word.
Everything else was posted as he posted it.

Lucas' own reasoning to someone who was NOT me (but sent me the DMs, which are posted here) was that his old content was made 'off his meds' and made him look bad.

He hasn't been posting anything but game videos (for the most part) for awhile with the reasoning of a combination of depression and getting tired of only getting dislikes on Youtube or getting no reaction or just trolls on IG.
Or, if you believe what he said on the last podcast he was on, he's "trying to change" (which is bullshit, considering his behavior in the last set of DMs I posted in this thread, but everyone here already knew there was a 0% chance of him changing).

You can stop acting like his IG account is gone or that all his youtube videos are lost forever to future generations. I've been backing his two channels up since January 2020 and my own gets backed up weekly.
They're sitting on my external HDD, there are well over 2000 of them between his two channels, and are being reuploaded, you know, because it's an archive channel.

I can mass publish drafts, however can only upload 15 at a time, and apparently there's a daily upload limit of a few hundred videos which I've hit for the day, but they'll all be back up eventually and kept where Lucas can't control the comments left on them.

Anyway, the stuff that's there before I hit the daily upload limit is sitting in https://www.youtube.com/c/Wernology/videos if you want to go be nostalgic for Old Wern videos.

 

[WonderWino]

Who needs frozen or fresh catfish when trolls can send him this

I mean at least he won't try to stuff it in a toaster oven and eat it

 

[Wernology]

Who needs frozen or fresh catfish when trolls can send him this

I mean at least he won't try to stuff it in a toaster oven and eat it

...are you sure about that?

I'm obviously not going to complain about a compilation of Lucas saying the n word. Was kind of hoping somebody would do it. The funniest part was how half of that video was just one of his videos.

Maybe if I went through and bleeped out every instance of it it'd stay up--of course it'd be four minutes of that sound then.

That one will just stay archived here and on my external; I got a strike warning over it and if I reuploaded it again I'd get an actual strike and the lulz aren't worth that.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I'm obviously not going to complain about a compilation of Lucas saying the n word. Was kind of hoping somebody would do it. The funniest part was how half of that video was just one of his videos.