Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Gas Station Boner Pills said:
Wait holy shit there's actually stuff to get caught up on for once. So some sped tries to dox Klickitat and gets banned, I dunno why anyone would want to go out of their way to do this in the first place, but I always imagined Klick to be some very normal looking white collar dude and him saying he was cool doing a face reveal was going to prove Faggot Police was a faildoxing retard himself but idk man. The face reveal on stream kinda had the opposite effect here, that's fucking clearly that fruity hair chick and she's clearly using a voice distorter, Were Wulff? This has got to be some kind of joke. God damn Lucas needs to get back to his antics to balance out the autism levels in this thread. I could have gone the whole rest of the time here without knowing that, but lmao. I guess it's not saying much really, everyone already knows three quarters of the userbase here are secretly troons.
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I don't even know what the fuck to say LOL. I avoid the site for a few days to focus on work and school and revisit the thread and catch up to the last 6 pages and fucking WOW.
 
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It's fun revisiting the old videos where Lucas wore glasses. He either broke them or lost them. And I think he avoided getting new ones due to his image of having plenty good genes. But apparently he really needs them.

Remember the video where Lucas was talking about being in a fast food restaurant, I think Taco Bell, and he asked some GenZ dude what a particular soda was because he couldn't read the soda dispenser? The GenZ male told him "I don't know". That really pissed Lucas off. They won't tell him where the party is and they won't tell him what soda is available. Jerks!

He gets glasses and eye exams for free. I wonder if he will finally break down and get himself some new glasses? This would go well with his diabetic shoes. Nothing wrong with wearing glasses, lots of people need them. But Lucas probably thought it made his telomeres rants less effective.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Remember the video where Lucas was talking about being in a fast food restaurant, I think Taco Bell, and he asked some GenZ dude what a particular soda was because he couldn't read the soda dispenser? The GenZ male told him "I don't know". That really pissed Lucas off. They won't tell him where the party is and they won't tell him what soda is available. Jerks!
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He was probably pissed off cause he couldn't get his gallon cup of baja blast mountain dew
 
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Wernology said:
He has those...something like 28 videos of "isn't that a bit hypocritical?" and they're all only a few seconds long.
I can't decide if I should upload those in order, maybe 15 minutes apart or something or just compile them into a longer video for ease of watching since they're all him just asking about hypocritical women 28+ times in different locations.
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I'd combine them into one video. That's the time he went out on Xmas Day and filmed videos in front of the workplaces of women he knew, or knew of.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
He gets glasses and eye exams for free. I wonder if he will finally break down and get himself some new glasses? This would go well with his diabetic shoes. Nothing wrong with wearing glasses, lots of people need them. But Lucas probably thought it made his telomeres rants less effective.
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I think the Creep said he had an appt for the diabetic shoes on the 16th of this month. Wonder if he got shoes this past week.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
Do we know if that's actually what he was doing or was that just what dream chaser said? I feel like he's way more likely to just take pictures or videos outside businesses to suggest he could take someone there.
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I'm pretty sure he was just taking videos around random places. There's no way Dream Chaser was or knew people at all of those locations.

He might have been going where he THOUGHT she might be based on the trolling she'd been doing of him, but it's super unlikely that she was at any of those places.

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I think the Creep said he had an appt for the diabetic shoes on the 16th of this month. Wonder if he got shoes this past week.
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Oh that's right, he did! I swear I thought he said something about getting new glasses around the 11th too.

Those were the things 'holding him back' from getting a job, you know, so it'll be fun to see what his next excuse for not trying is.
 
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Wernology said:
Oh that's right, he did! I swear I thought he said something about getting new glasses around the 11th too.

Those were the things 'holding him back' from getting a job, you know, so it'll be fun to see what his next excuse for not trying is.
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He won't be waddling to work but when it gets warmer in Spokane he'll be waddling to the downtown area to eyeball the girls.
 
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mothman96 said:
He won't be waddling to work but when it gets warmer in Spokane he'll be waddling to the downtown area to eyeball the girls.
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Hopefully posting up on Lower Post Street. He has said the Spokane age gap scene is mainly over there. In bars such as Volstead Act, Fast Eddies, Bistango, and such and such. Maybe Lucas can put on a fresh pair of diabetic or BUFU shoes and waddle on down to Lower Post street and offer a fine Gen Z bae a Martini at one of those fine establishments?

He should still have his ID. Took forever to get that and he NEEDS an ID to get in a bar. If not, he would be quickly turned away and asked to leave. It's the only way he can prove he is over 21 years of age.

Anyways, with his ID, and some diabetic shoes and the left over tugboat money, he can go up to a baby zoom and say "Hi, I'm Lucas and I thought you were pretty, can I buy you a drink?" He should have his eyes closed while he asks. If she is not an agephobe she should accept.
 
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Wernology said:
I'm pretty sure he was just taking videos around random places. There's no way Dream Chaser was or knew people at all of those locations.

He might have been going where he THOUGHT she might be based on the trolling she'd been doing of him, but it's super unlikely that she was at any of those places.



Oh that's right, he did! I swear I thought he said something about getting new glasses around the 11th too.

Those were the things 'holding him back' from getting a job, you know, so it'll be fun to see what his next excuse for not trying is.
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Evie is from the East like you. There is zero chance that psycho bitch ever stepped foot in Spokane in all her wretched life.
 
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IceQueen said:
Klick isn’t straight, and has said that many times.
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I love that you think this is somehow an effective argument that she's not the person she got accused of being. Your willful ignorance is astounding. Even before all this happened you went out of your way to talk about how you'd make monetary donations to Klick if you were able. Makes a person think.
 
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He must be back on FB now?

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mothman96 said:
He won't be waddling to work but when it gets warmer in Spokane he'll be waddling to the downtown area to eyeball the girls.
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You know the beetus can blind you, after his feet get lopped off he's going to end up like a white fat talentless, Stevie Wonder... ok so nothing like Stevie Wonder but what I mean Lucas will go blind if he lives another 5 years.

I'm just picturing him in a wheel chair using one of those blind people sticks (his state assigned service dog chose to ran in traffic instead of being Lucas guide) yelling about Fibonaci and plenty good facing a Macy's store wall in the middle of a Spokane snow storm.

It shouldn't warm my heart that's his future, but it does.
 
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