Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

For no reason I'm reposting chocolate-chip moobs and "fresh cream butter...on a cracker?"
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Just a reminder: this is Lucas when he was thinner, and had his own apartment. When we look back on his life 20 years later, when he's footless, and screaming from a wheelchair on a street corner, covered with flies, this will have been the highest point of his adult life.
 
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The Creeper was asked what happened-- It's nothing , just things he's seen around from shit stains.
As was brought up prior, looks to be a case of "voices in the wind".
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And his latest:
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What the Creeper brings to the table:
This is supposed to make him plenty good/desirable in his scrambled egg brain.
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Don't talk about your dating life it'll piss the fat tub of lard bumcel off.

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The tub of lard bumcel is such a desperate moron he's blind to being trolled.

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Followup comments to "I don't care if you get bitches etc".
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Yea sure, coming from the Creep who has multiple times brought up his parent's "supposed" wealth, vacations to Mexico etc. and can't wait for his parents to die thinking he is going to end up rich, inherit his father's property. Let us not forget he also got his paypal taken down for using the poor to try to scam people.
It's all coming from insane envy towards people who have more than him.

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Gas Station Boner Pills said:
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God he’s so pathetic. News flash Lucas, the way you would use GOAT is by saying “the spaghetti I make is the GOAT”. Which you should know considering you knew what GOAT stood for.

Also he’s literally admitted that when he’s made spaghetti in the past he just dumps pepper all over it. That does not make for good spaghetti.
 
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卐Gaydolf Shitler卍 said:
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No matter how the tub of lard spins it he knows he'll never move up on his own so he wants a system where he thinks he'll get everything he wants for free.

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Wait, didn't the fat tub of lard want a law making it illegal for men under 35 to have sex and children. This would also make it illegal for women to have sex/children with men under 35.
And how is it he rages because young women are doing what they wish with their body like Not giving their body to him.

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Hey Bumcel, no matter what/how much you spew you will never get a girlfriend and you will always live in "special needs" housing and if you live long enough will end up in a bottom level full care nursing home. You will die alone.
 
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Lucas is being a real fat faggot with all these virtue signaling posts. Back when he was all about having kids, he would have mooed and reeeed if some zoomer bae had aborted his telomeres baby. And as was mentioned him wanting to make it illegal to have sex with men under 35 or have multiple partners. But this is different. Whatever popular liberal group think is happening, old fatty will get on board to please Gen Z women. Of course, none of them care.

I am hoping for an interesting 2 months. If Lucas doesn't get this apartment, he will come unglued. He may head to the streets. If he gets it, he will be acting so cocky. Should be plenty good material.
 
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Man it sucks he can't upload his frothing, spitting incel rage rants to Youtube anymore.
These word salad jpeg rants are trash.
All it does is display how fringe politics is very appealing to totally worthless losers as a way to deflect from their own personal failures at life.
He doesn't actually believe any of this bullshit about 'equal rights' and 'demanding liberty', since this is the same retard who said people should storm McDonalds and sell anarchy burgers until the lettuce runs out.
He's Ralph-like, where instead of murdering everyone he dislikes if only he could only get away with it, Lucas would rape anyone he wants if he could just avoid the consequences.
Neither of them have the stage-2 thinking that would make them realize that even if they somehow had that opportunity, instead of getting what they want, they'd get their skulls crushed as their victims would still have the right to defend themselves.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
Man it sucks he can't upload his frothing, spitting incel rage rants to Youtube anymore.
These word salad jpeg rants are trash.
All it does is display how fringe politics is very appealing to totally worthless losers as a way to deflect from their own personal failures at life.
He doesn't actually believe any of this bullshit about 'equal rights' and 'demanding liberty', since this is the same retard who said people should storm McDonalds and sell anarchy burgers until the lettuce runs out.
He's Ralph-like, where instead of murdering everyone he dislikes if only he could only get away with it, Lucas would rape anyone he wants if he could just avoid the consequences.
Neither of them have the stage-2 thinking that would make them realize that even if they somehow had that opportunity, instead of getting what they want, they'd get their skulls crushed as their victims would still have the right to defend themselves.
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The fat tub of lard can upload videos but currently doesn't want to. With the weather warming up in Spokane he's likely already creeping downtown eyeballing the Gen Z baes. At some point, seeing the baes out and about, taking to/walking with young guys, having fun at the bars, it may just drive him to spew his insanity back on youtube. We'll see what happens.

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The fool doesn't see that depending on others just shows he's a weakling. Mommy Myrna is not around anymore so now he hides behind his social media "friends".
The last comment, well that's true. They'll feed his ego/delusions so they can keep a front row seat to his insanity,

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mothman96 said:
The fat tub of lard can upload videos but currently doesn't want to. With the weather warming up in Spokane he's likely already creeping downtown eyeballing the Gen Z baes. At some point, seeing the baes out and about, taking to/walking with young guys, having fun at the bars, it may just drive him to spew his insanity back on youtube. We'll see what happens.

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The fool doesn't see that depending on others just shows he's a weakling. Mommy Myrna is not around anymore so now he hides behind his social media "friends".
The last comment, well that's true. They'll feed his ego/delusions so they can keep a front row seat to his insanity,

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My mistake, I assumed Lucas's ego was so swollen that he'd have to be forced off of Youtube to stop uploading his screaming rutting animal rants.
Now I realize it's these mini-Socknesses that keep blowing smoke up his ass on Facebook that are to blame.
They're giving him more positive reinforcement than his shuttered comments section, so that's where he chooses to dwell.
To them I say, Fuck off simps, literally nobody likes you.
 
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