Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The thing that really confuses me about people paying for the shoutout videos is like okay, maybe they don’t know how bad of a person he is. Or maybe they do but they’re also a bad person so they don’t care. But if you just wanted to give him money because you like him, or feel bad for him, or think he could use it, why would they not just give him money??? What are they hoping to accomplish from a shoutout from someone who has very few subscribers, and who, if they know anything about him, they know only has subscribers who HATE him?

Like even if you don’t know that he sucks, why are you paying for some random, creepy guy from the internet, who makes shit quality videos, to sing happy birthday to someone???
The only thing I can figure out is people think it is funny to see Lucas get his ego inflated and start thinking he is a celebrity. He probably has abandoned the job search since he thinks his video business is really taking off. Also, he will start moooing and reeeing when people stop paying him for videos.

In my opinion it is a big waste of money. Giving it to an lolcow like Lucas Werner.
 
The thing that really confuses me about people paying for the shoutout videos is like okay, maybe they don’t know how bad of a person he is. Or maybe they do but they’re also a bad person so they don’t care. But if you just wanted to give him money because you like him, or feel bad for him, or think he could use it, why would they not just give him money??? What are they hoping to accomplish from a shoutout from someone who has very few subscribers, and who, if they know anything about him, they know only has subscribers who HATE him?

Like even if you don’t know that he sucks, why are you paying for some random, creepy guy from the internet, who makes shit quality videos, to sing happy birthday to someone???
On top of that he has absolutely no charisma. His videos suck.
 
So the "Lucas cycle", such as it was, used to be periods of forced hospitalization, in which Lucas gained a tremendous amount of weight, followed by brief periods of staying on his medication when he was away from the auspices of the hospital, followed quickly by the realization that he preferred the way he felt without the medication, leading to mania, leading to compulsive walking and talking, which made him lose the weight that he'd gained, eventually.

For some reason, I have the feeling that Lucas, at this point, is a little too old and sedentary to repeat that.

I just can't see the close-to-400 lb Lucas Werner doing the same manic walking and talking around Spokane that he did even two years ago. I have a feeling that, absent some major outside force, Lucas is going to remain this boring for a good while, if not forever.

Frankly, it's probably for the best. The heavy dose of sedatives and antipsychotics he was on seem to have done the job of tamping down his mania, and they've also tamped down the sex drive that was the major driving force in most of his acting out.

His only impetus now seems the desire to get more food, and the fact that there are people giving this to him, for him doing little to nothing, means that he'll be essentially satisfied. If he stops taking his medication, and enough of it bleeds out of his system, his sex drive might come back enough to lead to another period of insanity, but for some reason, I'm just not seeing that in the cards...
 
I totally agree...
It kinda makes sense when people pay pos people like Perry Karavello, or Jord Saunders for cameos, but this guy? I just don't get it.
I'm more confused that Lucas is getting of these "cameos" now compared to before when he had a semi-popular Youtube channel and more lolcow status. Plus, we know now that Lucas' videos absolutely suck, he reads them with no spirit and just blabs them out mentioning how much money you gave him. Someone suggested pedos are supporting him, I don't know about that, but something is off here.
 
I'm more confused that Lucas is getting of these "cameos" now compared to before when he had a semi-popular Youtube channel and more lolcow status. Plus, we know now that Lucas' videos absolutely suck, he reads them with no spirit and just blabs them out mentioning how much money you gave him. Someone suggested pedos are supporting him, I don't know about that, but something is off here.
Seriously. Either someone is trolling this thread, because we always mention how ridiculous said donations are, or...?

People always gave CWC money despite instructions to the contrary, but Lucas is no Chris-Chan.

It defies logic that he gets more money NOW than he did at his craziest, or even his most publicly noticed after The Starbucks business.


Why now? And WHO?
 
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So the "Lucas cycle", such as it was, used to be periods of forced hospitalization, in which Lucas gained a tremendous amount of weight, followed by brief periods of staying on his medication when he was away from the auspices of the hospital, followed quickly by the realization that he preferred the way he felt without the medication, leading to mania, leading to compulsive walking and talking, which made him lose the weight that he'd gained, eventually.

For some reason, I have the feeling that Lucas, at this point, is a little too old and sedentary to repeat that.

I just can't see the close-to-400 lb Lucas Werner doing the same manic walking and talking around Spokane that he did even two years ago. I have a feeling that, absent some major outside force, Lucas is going to remain this boring for a good while, if not forever.

Frankly, it's probably for the best. The heavy dose of sedatives and antipsychotics he was on seem to have done the job of tamping down his mania, and they've also tamped down the sex drive that was the major driving force in most of his acting out.

His only impetus now seems the desire to get more food, and the fact that there are people giving this to him, for him doing little to nothing, means that he'll be essentially satisfied. If he stops taking his medication, and enough of it bleeds out of his system, his sex drive might come back enough to lead to another period of insanity, but for some reason, I'm just not seeing that in the cards...
While I think it is unlikely we will see him manically walking around, I don't think it is outside of the realm of possibility that he gets off meds and starts cranking out ranting, raving videos from some chair or bed he can't get up from.
 
I'm more confused that Lucas is getting of these "cameos" now compared to before when he had a semi-popular Youtube channel and more lolcow status. Plus, we know now that Lucas' videos absolutely suck, he reads them with no spirit and just blabs them out mentioning how much money you gave him. Someone suggested pedos are supporting him, I don't know about that, but something is off here.
Me thinks he has potential catfish on the line....
 
Hate on Mallon kitchen staff and Aramark ingredients all you want, that shit was Michelin Star compared to this. Not to mention the portions. Three double helpings of carbs on carbs with fats a day.

Dr. Niggae gonna be guzzling cold chowder and pilfering squashes soon enough.
Yeah. It may take a little while for the fool stamp card to be reinstated. And we don't know how much he is paying in rent or anything. And furthermore, we don't geographically know where this new dwelling is located. At his last apartment, he was near several shelters and places that gave out free meals. All within walking distance. Now, we don't know where the new place is. He may not have easy access to as much stuff like that.

Honestly, Mallon Place was probably the best thing for Lucas, but he would never see it that way.
 
The thing that really confuses me about people paying for the shoutout videos is like okay, maybe they don’t know how bad of a person he is. Or maybe they do but they’re also a bad person so they don’t care. But if you just wanted to give him money because you like him, or feel bad for him, or think he could use it, why would they not just give him money??? What are they hoping to accomplish from a shoutout from someone who has very few subscribers, and who, if they know anything about him, they know only has subscribers who HATE him?

Like even if you don’t know that he sucks, why are you paying for some random, creepy guy from the internet, who makes shit quality videos, to sing happy birthday to someone???
I feel it's more like an investment, Lucas has the makings of a great lolcow. It's just he doesn't have enough publicity he deserves

While they are certainly blame worthy, let’s not forget who started this bullshit: Goldaor.
I don't get the raging hate boner the farms has on goldy. Sure he's a sperg but he made quality wern content, his last podcast (klick's reupload) has me wanting more.
 
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