Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I love how he always uses shit like “hey it’s something after 20 years of unemployment” “hey come on I may weigh 400 pounds now but I LOST 200 pounds before!!” …Pucas you never should have been unemployed for 2 decades or weighed enough that you COULD lose 200 pounds…

I’m not a small woman by any means but if I lost 200 pounds I would CEASE TO EXIST. It’s not impressive that you’re considering maybe looking at a job posting on Indeed, Lucas. Or that you lost 200 pounds after YOU gained 200+ more pounds than your body needed by being a lazy, disgusting sack of shit. You are impressing exactly NO ONE by making progress, real or imagined, on scenarios that were 100% your own choice to begin with.
I think it's a narcissistic feedback loop to make himself feel good. He gets the dopamine rush from doing 1% of the task and imagining the rest of the scenario that he has no drive to actually go through with any of it since he already mentally has rewarded himself.
 
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This isn't new, but it was new to me, and just... wow. I want somebody to make the argument that this sort of thing is completely the fault of his bipolar. Because, you know, ALL bipolar people write things like this, right? I hope his mother recognizes what she let loose on the world.
No, all bipolar people don't write things like this.
Not even in the throes of a week long mania.

"Something else" is wrong with Lucas.
 
From what I have read, any income over $65 a month will start to reduce the tugboat. Unless he plans on working like 5 hours a month? Not sure it would be worth it to an employer to have someone for only 5 hours a month, unless it was some temp event job.

I guess $60 a month to someone like Lucas would be significant. He is totally working with some social services agency that helps the exceptional. The cow can't do anything for himself. Has to have someone do everything every step of the way.

Again with the resume! What job that he has any legitimate shot at getting will need a resume? Jobs that hire speds do not need resumes. They work directly with the social services agency for that tax deduction and know they are getting an exceptional individual.

I still think this job search thing is all just smoke and mirrors to try and make himself look good.
How it works in my state: $85/month is fine, anything beyond that must be reported and 50% of your earnings beyond that $85 is removed from your SSI. If you make like $1500/month, then you get no SSI.

Example: You earn $500 in month, then your SSI payment will be $207.50 ($500 - $85 / 2) less than normal.

These jobs are usually part-time like 10-20 hours per week for the mentally challenged and made sure that they don't approach the maximum limit.

Also, reminder that Lucas should have been reporting the previous months he made $100+ for his stupid videos. He'll probably be fine, but Cashapp, Paypal whatever he uses do report earnings to the IRS now. If someone wants to be a tattletale bitch, Social Security does ask you to report fraud.
 
I'm still waiting for confirmation on this, but I really hope she was in on it (and paid to boot). It would make the whole situation just a bit less distasteful.

If she was set up with Lucas without full knowledge of the prank, and used as a prop without informed consent, the "prankster" sucks just as much as Lucas.
did anyone 'confirm' this for you?
 
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How it works in my state: $85/month is fine, anything beyond that must be reported and 50% of your earnings beyond that $85 is removed from your SSI. If you make like $1500/month, then you get no SSI.

Example: You earn $500 in month, then your SSI payment will be $207.50 ($500 - $85 / 2) less than normal.

These jobs are usually part-time like 10-20 hours per week for the mentally challenged and made sure that they don't approach the maximum limit.

Also, reminder that Lucas should have been reporting the previous months he made $100+ for his stupid videos. He'll probably be fine, but Cashapp, Paypal whatever he uses do report earnings to the IRS now. If someone wants to be a tattletale bitch, Social Security does ask you to report fraud.
Off topic but I know a few people who collect a disability check BUT make way more money doing cash jobs on the side. I don't know how they don't get caught because they make no effort to keep it quiet either. They actually advertise their side hustle businesses online.
So much fraud.
 
Off topic but I know a few people who collect a disability check BUT make way more money doing cash jobs on the side. I don't know how they don't get caught because they make no effort to keep it quiet either. They actually advertise their side hustle businesses online.
So much fraud.
Oh, yeah. So long as they don't deposit that money into a bank or financial account, then they are good. Good in the sense that the SSA will not be the wiser. That is probably the only way they would get caught.

Gotta love it. For working people around Lucas's age, there is a real possibility they may not get social security when they are retired after paying into it their whole lives. But people like the scammers and Lucas, they are entitled to their tugboats. All the people like that get to collect social security who never paid into it.
 
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Oh, yeah. So long as they don't deposit that money into a bank or financial account, then they are good. Good in the sense that the SSA will not be the wiser. That is probably the only way they would get caught.

Gotta love it. For working people around Lucas's age, there is a real possibility they may not get social security when they are retired after paying into it their whole lives. But people like the scammers and Lucas, they are entitled to their tugboats. All the people like that get to collect social security who never paid into it.
Lucas needs to give back. That's part of being a Communist but we know he just talks shit.
 
I pray that he fucks up and has all benefits taken and is forced to pay them back, after prison for fraud.

Maybe at least get hit by a car and become paraplegic and unable to use social media.

I know some real cockroaches of people, and when push came to shove, they actually did things for other people, and some even tried to make a better life until shit knocked them down. I read every page of this thread, starting April of last year, and have not met a bigger loser than what i have read about this individual. All the people in the world that died from sickness, bad luck, or war; and this shit stain is living and being provided for.
 
I've been observing Lucas since 2016 when he made international headlines for being a creep.

That in and of itself should automatically be a huge red flag for any prospective employer. It doesn't matter if that incident was like 5 going on 6 years ago; sexual harassment is a huge red flag and tons of workplaces, even the customer-facing ones where male customers have the potential to creep on female employees, have strict guidelines for what is and isn't tolerated. Yeah, dangerhair libtards will probably say that those regulations don't go far enough but I beg to differ.

Minor workplace interactions like being on a smoke break and talking about a hot coworker within earshot of someone you don't know could just as easily land you in hot water as actively groping or touching someone else. Depending on the state that you live in (i.e. California, New York, Washington, basically any liberal shithole), you may be required to take a state-mandated training on sexual harassment.

Most of the time, it's just a video explaining over the course of 30 minutes to an hour what is and isn't harassment. At the same time though, do you genuinely expect Lucas of all people to understand the sheer gravity of what it means when he checks that "I understand the policy" box when the video is over? Of course not.

His latest tard wrangler is cursed with an up-cliff battle because Lucas consciously refuses to work any job that requires the smallest modicum of physical effort. All the entry-level, customer-facing slave jobs that will take even a tweaker off the streets all basically require some level of workplace hygiene and an understanding of social norms. These are both things that Lucas has clearly demonstrated that he has absolutely no fucking understanding of be it if he's homeless and cannot physically address those needs or if he's on a tugboat and has his needs taken care of.

It's not even like Lucas is a piece of shit who still understands the bare minimum necessary to... y'know... survive in the barest definitions of decency and comfort. He's a fucking hedonist to the core and anything that gets in the way of his short-term dopamine fixes is unnecessary time loss in his book, regardless of whether or not that's basic self care or at least understanding basic social cues.

I've certainly been wrong before but I sincerely doubt that Lucas will find gainful employment in any capacity.
 
I've been observing Lucas since 2016 when he made international headlines for being a creep.

That in and of itself should automatically be a huge red flag for any prospective employer. It doesn't matter if that incident was like 5 going on 6 years ago; sexual harassment is a huge red flag and tons of workplaces, even the customer-facing ones where male customers have the potential to creep on female employees, have strict guidelines for what is and isn't tolerated. Yeah, dangerhair libtards will probably say that those regulations don't go far enough but I beg to differ.

Minor workplace interactions like being on a smoke break and talking about a hot coworker within earshot of someone you don't know could just as easily land you in hot water as actively groping or touching someone else. Depending on the state that you live in (i.e. California, New York, Washington, basically any liberal shithole), you may be required to take a state-mandated training on sexual harassment.

Most of the time, it's just a video explaining over the course of 30 minutes to an hour what is and isn't harassment. At the same time though, do you genuinely expect Lucas of all people to understand the sheer gravity of what it means when he checks that "I understand the policy" box when the video is over? Of course not.

His latest tard wrangler is cursed with an up-cliff battle because Lucas consciously refuses to work any job that requires the smallest modicum of physical effort. All the entry-level, customer-facing slave jobs that will take even a tweaker off the streets all basically require some level of workplace hygiene and an understanding of social norms. These are both things that Lucas has clearly demonstrated that he has absolutely no fucking understanding of be it if he's homeless and cannot physically address those needs or if he's on a tugboat and has his needs taken care of.

It's not even like Lucas is a piece of shit who still understands the bare minimum necessary to... y'know... survive in the barest definitions of decency and comfort. He's a fucking hedonist to the core and anything that gets in the way of his short-term dopamine fixes is unnecessary time loss in his book, regardless of whether or not that's basic self care or at least understanding basic social cues.

I've certainly been wrong before but I sincerely doubt that Lucas will find gainful employment in any capacity.
If I wanted to revisit the Starbucks saga,which page here would I find it near?
The cow ain't mooed lately,may as well have something to read.
 
If I wanted to revisit the Starbucks saga,which page here would I find it near?
The cow ain't mooed lately,may as well have something to read.

God, I don't even fucking remember. The last time I seriously kept up with this thread was in 2017 when it was 100 some odd pages long. The exact date of the incident escapes me, but posts between 26 December 2016 and 31 December 2016 would be the most accurate.

Be careful when you dig through old pages of this thread. SOFALAW faggotry was a huge point of thread drama some 5 odd years ago. I don't know what it's like nowadays, but I vaguely recall that being one of the reasons why I fell off from this thread.
 
Man. At the time of the Starbucks incident he only had 93 pages on the Farms. That’s still a shitload, but a far cry from the 2k (and counting) pages we have on him now 5 1/2 years later. I don’t follow many other cows, but i imagine it would be hard to find one as prolific as the Wern. For all his retarded ideas about how to impact the world, this page is his legacy. Like Ozymandias, his works will one day be lost to the sands of time but for this site and it’s rampant faggotry and autism.
 
God, I don't even fucking remember. The last time I seriously kept up with this thread was in 2017 when it was 100 some odd pages long. The exact date of the incident escapes me, but posts between 26 December 2016 and 31 December 2016 would be the most accurate.

Be careful when you dig through old pages of this thread. SOFALAW faggotry was a huge point of thread drama some 5 odd years ago. I don't know what it's like nowadays, but I vaguely recall that being one of the reasons why I fell off from this thread.
what, happened between the farms and SOFALAW?
 
what, happened between the farms and SOFALAW?

Nothing genuinely interesting upon retrospect. SOFALAW was a breeding ground for weens but moderation in the group clamped down on that quite hard if I'm not mistaken. Of course, I think we were slow on the draw to catch that and the group creator had to be verified on Kiwi Farms to properly state once and for all "Hey, we hate Lucas just as much as you do. We just casually observe on Facebook the same way you casually observe on your forum. We stay out of your way, you stay out of ours. Deal?"
 
AFAIR sofalaw rebels were behind the "Lacie" drama which produced the notorious dick pick and Lucas' post about having a small wiener.

I think the f-gots behind it were ShaoMane ( who got his sax stolen while busking in Spain) and some street skank who decided to troll Lucas.
It's also been said that Lucas' step-brother sometimes posted to SOFALAW.
 
On the subject of lucas getting a job, lets take a moment to take a good look at lucas's only other major job experience - working the fry station at a mcdonalds. a job he claimed was so grueling he needed drugs, alcohol and a large amount of sleep and food to deal with it, and was always exhausted, worn out and starving from his exertions. a job he was so incompetent at that he was reassigned away from the kitchen entirely and told to unloaded boxes from a truck - which he also fucked up so badly that they fired him not long after

Lets see for ourselves whats involved in this grueling roman salt mine tier exhausting as lucas would have us believe job:


He failed at this. Let that sink in for a moment - how utterly incompetent he had to be to fuck that job up
 
AFAIR sofalaw rebels were behind the "Lacie" drama which produced the notorious dick pick and Lucas' post about having a small wiener.

I think the f-gots behind it were ShaoMane ( who got his sax stolen while busking in Spain) and some street skank who decided to troll Lucas.
It's also been said that Lucas' step-brother sometimes posted to SOFALAW.
If I remember right, he sent the dick pick to Corrina when he got trolled by her and ShaoMane. It led to the Creep admitting he has a small dick.
 
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In all fairness the fry station usually does double/triple/quadruple duty grilling/assembling burgs, running the chicken fryers and operating the toaster. Depends how many retards don't show up on that particular day.

That being said children and seniors are all fully capable of doing these herculean tasks sober and hungry.
 
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