Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Bassomatic said:
I think you're assuming more contact to the Wern that he gets.

Honestly, why I lean to the idea Lucas sells him self on these ideas, what would make Lucas get it all? Let's just assume King Roy plans to pass the Elk Kingdom down, why would he snub his other kids and give Lucas all of it?

My guess is both him trying to pick up points and sway women, and his NPD that only Lucas is worthy of gifts.
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He'd blow all his money on eating Clinkernigs every night, throwing parties at motels buying booze for people trying to get teen poon.
 
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Bassomatic said:
I think you're assuming more contact to the Wern that he gets.

Honestly, why I lean to the idea Lucas sells him self on these ideas, what would make Lucas get it all? Let's just assume King Roy plans to pass the Elk Kingdom down, why would he snub his other kids and give Lucas all of it?

My guess is both him trying to pick up points and sway women, and his NPD that only Lucas is worthy of gifts.
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You're probably spot on. His whole 'im related to ancient German kings, and the werner meat company ". They had to put out a statement that he is in no way related to anyone in that family.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Lucas for sure peed in the pool. He's that kinda guy, also while he's never mentioned any pee fetish he probably sexualized the idea of his pee touching a little girl, that's one step away from cum he'd figure.
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This… this is something I never should have read. Something no one should ever read really. Or ponder or visualize.
 
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Twrx said:
You're probably spot on. His whole 'im related to ancient German kings, and the werner meat company ". They had to put out a statement that he is in no way related to anyone in that family.
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I assumed that if he was left anything, (which I doubt) it would be in some sort of trust where he gets maybe $50 per month, set up with an attorney or one of the brothers.
 
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Cheesegirl78 said:
I assumed that if he was left anything, (which I doubt) it would be in some sort of trust where he gets maybe $50 per month, set up with an attorney or one of the brothers.
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Frankly I don't see Wern getting a penny, Myrna will burn what she's got and King Roy has honestly seem to cut his pedo ass off.

But yea if they have anything for Pukas, it'll be trusted because as said before Lucas is the dumb fuck if you gave him a million he'd be poor in a month.

I'll spare rambling but Lucas is that guy who will spend himself into poverty ASAP. He's just not mentally stable and doesn't understand inflation, long term costs and ownership. While one can X Lucas wouldn't even get an asset say a home or car, now if you had 0 dollars and got a mil cash buying a ferrari is kinda dumb tbh, maybe a condo isn't a bad idea. Lucas would order a5 steak at a suite in a motel and burn the cash in a month.

As I guessed Myrna needs her last dollar and King Roy knows giving Pukas money is wasted (tbh he texts me and said I'll get the land to keep those fucking NIGGERS away) I was shocked but thats what went down
 
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Bassomatic said:
Lucas is the dumb fuck if you gave him a million he'd be poor in a month.
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But god what a month of content that would be. I'd be surprised if he made it through without choking to death on Clinkerdagger or Churchills. And then the impotent rage if he survived, ended up back on the streets, and had to live with the fact that even when he was rich no woman would touch him...I'm almost disappointed we will never get that kind of content.

Almost.
 
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Trainwreck said:
I sure as fuck hope that he walked down to People's Park and got in the river instead of going to the public pool. We know god damn well he doesn't have a swimming suit.
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I was thinking the same thing re: lack of swimsuit. Maybe he hacked off his Batman Pantaloonies (TM) at the knee and made some Batman Knickers. Then he could tell Facebook that he wore his Knickerbockers to Clinkerdagger. Why does that sentence make me feel guilty?

(I shudder at the thought of Lucas in culottes)

Seriously though, he made a video when he was wearing those orthopedic sandals about a year ago, and his gut was already so distended and protruding that he couldn't see his feet. I question what swimsuit he could even fit in, unless someone cut two holes in a potato sack or something. Maybe he could wrap a lawn tarp around himself like a giant blue diaper? Better yet, he could get a painter's drop cloth, sew it up one side, and look like the raunchiest Cupid ever. You know, like the unshaven cupids from MediEvil.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
"So why do you want to work here."
"Uhhh so I heard you had juicy fecund ovulators on staff... I've spent the last 12 years of my life on a quest for teenage poonaner"
"Oh whoops!. Sorry, I just forgot we already filled this position haha... "
Whispers: "Call security"


Its not his family as much as it is Myrna.
Myrna is not responsible for what Lucas does as an adult, but she is responsible for creating the monster and then coddling it for so long while using him as a way to earn sympathy points on Facebook among other white liberal boomer ladies.

And I don't think anyone is criticizing Myrna for finally washing her hands of mommy's little monster and moving off to live out her days in the tropics.

Technically he has had at most 3 sexual partners; just that 1 of them wasn't a girl.
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See I don’t agree with that, though I do understand the viewpoint. I don’t think Myrna or anyone else created him. I think Lucas was broken from the start, and Myrna and his other guardians did a lot of the same shit that anyone with a child like that would do. Is she a great person? No absolutely not, like I said I think his whole family is very unremarkable. But I don’t really blame her/them for being in denial or for trying to console and help him for as long as they could.

I don’t think it’s at all uncommon for, if a child comes home crying from school that he’s been bullied, the parents to be like “there there my perfect Angel let’s go get some ice cream.” Is it right? No but it’s common, ESPECIALLY back then (1980s) when Lucas was growing up and bullying was even more rampant than it is today, and mental illness was much more taboo. Like I said, I do understand and respect your viewpoint, but I think that Lucas is faulty by his own design, not anyone else’s. His parents are just unexceptional middle class people who didn’t know how to handle him or the hand they were dealt.
 
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Bassomatic said:
I think you're assuming more contact to the Wern that he gets.

Honestly, why I lean to the idea Lucas sells him self on these ideas, what would make Lucas get it all? Let's just assume King Roy plans to pass the Elk Kingdom down, why would he snub his other kids and give Lucas all of it?

My guess is both him trying to pick up points and sway women, and his NPD that only Lucas is worthy of gifts.
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Oh Lucas doesn’t think he’s going to get ALL of it. He’s said a couple of things — one is that the money will be split, giving him and each of his brothers between $100k and $1million each. But my favorite thing he has said about it was “when my brothers and I have the property we can all live our families together on it. You know, when I have the property and my brothers are maintaining the property…” I think he slipped up by saying that out loud bc he didn’t dwell on it but it’s such a funny gem in the crazy videos of him. He TRULY fancies himself a king that his parents are going to leave millions to, and sure his brothers will get some too, but they’ll use their shares of it to cater to King Pukas and fan him with palm fronds while feeding him cheesy cucumbers lmao.
 
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IceQueen said:
See I don’t agree with that, though I do understand the viewpoint. I don’t think Myrna or anyone else created him. I think Lucas was broken from the start, and Myrna and his other guardians did a lot of the same shit that anyone with a child like that would do. Is she a great person? No absolutely not, like I said I think his whole family is very unremarkable. But I don’t really blame her/them for being in denial or for trying to console and help him for as long as they could.

I don’t think it’s at all uncommon for, if a child comes home crying from school that he’s been bullied, the parents to be like “there there my perfect Angel let’s go get some ice cream.” Is it right? No but it’s common, ESPECIALLY back then (1980s) when Lucas was growing up and bullying was even more rampant than it is today, and mental illness was much more taboo. Like I said, I do understand and respect your viewpoint, but I think that Lucas is faulty by his own design, not anyone else’s. His parents are just unexceptional middle class people who didn’t know how to handle him or the hand they were dealt.
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Disagree -- Myrna had a lot to do with the way he is and she continues to this day to "cuddle" him and try to sweep his despicable behavior under the rug.
 
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IceQueen said:
See I don’t agree with that, though I do understand the viewpoint. I don’t think Myrna or anyone else created him. I think Lucas was broken from the start, and Myrna and his other guardians did a lot of the same shit that anyone with a child like that would do. Is she a great person? No absolutely not, like I said I think his whole family is very unremarkable. But I don’t really blame her/them for being in denial or for trying to console and help him for as long as they could.

I don’t think it’s at all uncommon for, if a child comes home crying from school that he’s been bullied, the parents to be like “there there my perfect Angel let’s go get some ice cream.” Is it right? No but it’s common, ESPECIALLY back then (1980s) when Lucas was growing up and bullying was even more rampant than it is today, and mental illness was much more taboo. Like I said, I do understand and respect your viewpoint, but I think that Lucas is faulty by his own design, not anyone else’s. His parents are just unexceptional middle class people who didn’t know how to handle him or the hand they were dealt.
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Yes, but also no. Active parenting would have had a large positive effect on his life, possibly even creating a functional member of society. They way he was raised, is the way he has talked about raising kids if he were to have any. Like he said he would have expensive steak and pot, but his toddler would get a bowl of steam and constantly telling it to get a job. Quite a few cows parents did fuck all in raising them.
 
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Stinkyboy said:
Every public pool I’ve been to has a “no outside clothing” rule.
Cutoffs and a shirt (I’m assuming/hoping he would at least try to wear a shirt) wouldn’t be allowed.
Some have bathing suit rentals, but he large.
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Meh, they’re not gonna care if he’s wearing a t-shirt, especially being fat and gross.

I agree about the shorts though.
 
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If the creeper goes to 1 of Spokane public pools he must wear a swim trunk and no t-shirt.

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