Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Lucas says "no". No it wasn't food poisoning. He is a plenty good cook and he knows what he is doing and he does it plenty well, you bigots! $20 for friend accepts and unblocks. Lucas wants sushi and women and this is how he will get it. View attachment 3755542View attachment 3755546View attachment 3755550

Its not surprising he is denying that its food poisoning, despite having all the symptoms and posting pictures of himself handling raw chicken in an unsafe manner and cross contaminating multiple other foods with it. He is truly stupider than a bag of rocks

But I know what would make him feel better, a drink. I call it a lucas werner: take a gallon of coke, mix in a bottle of MD 20/20 of your choice, add half a can of an energy drink, a shot of telomerase, a shot of warm milk from a lactating zoomer bae, 3 spoonfuls of ground black pepper, a squirt of peanut sauce, spoonful of warm mayo and a dash or worstershire sauce. Rim glass in ranch dressing and crushed bacon bits and garnish with several warm raw shrimp that have been sitting on the counter overnight and a large chunk of raw chicken soaked in soy sauce and extra virgin olive oil. Serve at room temperature

 

[Twrx]

He really is a massively overgrown toddler. You could catch him with his hand in a cookie jar and ask him why he was taking out of the cookie jar and he would do nothing but deny he was stealing from it.

 

[Jeep1971]

Ive yet to see him use bleach in the kitchen.

I wonder if lucas has managed to make his roommate sick yet. He has shared videos of him eating some of the shit lucas has made (you'd think even a sped would realize thats a bad idea after seeing how lucas handles food)

Lucas should consider himself lucky he hasn't put himself in the hospital with food poisoning yet. Salmonella is no joke, I had that shit from subway 3 times and spent the better part of a week on the bathroom floor each time, so i'm shocked he's even able to be doing anything at all. Especially with his already shit health

That said i'm not so sure it was the horrifying roast in itself that made him sick. Beef generally isn't all that risky for illness once its cooked and when you do get sick from it it tends to be from ground beef or something prepared legit raw. Unless we're talking parasite infection. Given lucas's atrocious hygiene habits I suspect what happened here was contamination from his previous horrifying raw chicken handling a few days ago. Probably involving not cleaning surfaces, chopping boards or knives properly after they came in contact with raw chicken. rinsed them with water at best (which incidentally usually just spreads salmonella and why lots of people recommend not rinsing raw chicken in your sink) and left them like that, then used them while preparing the beef and ended up contaminating it with salmonella

....and that means if he doesn't figure that out and clean up properly he's going to keep making himself sick again and again. It'll be like that scene from king of the hill where they're all in the alley drinking soap contaminated beer, puking after every few sips and blaming it on bill eating a banana in mexico and not realizing it was the beer

 

[VoidFace]

It would seem that his awful hygiene, inability to understand the most basic aspects of food safety and mayo filled roasted meat has turned and bitten him in the ass.

Remember when we called it, saying after his cooking that he was 100% going to get food poisoning within the next couple days from what he was making? Kiwi Farms remembers.

It’s almost as if things like avoiding cross contamination are the most basic of food safety considerations that any idiot should know.

 

[BowlOfDick]

This makes me smile

 

[WonderWino]

What is lucas even on about in that post. I know he's mental and tends to project but wtf is he going on about stalking an ex and not taking his meds for? He's literally the one guilty of that shit

Lucas is the last person that should be accusing people of those things

That said, he is definitely reverting to old lucas and starting to get angry and confrontational with people. No fucking way he's still on his meds

 

[Fatal Walter]

He's probably talking about Kanye West. I would be interested to hear his full thoughts on how he probably thinks he's better than this other bipolar man who's a billionaire. Also I'm making a Lucas video on his facebook posts very soon here

 

[AnOminous]

This is even more hilarious considering he not only doesn't realize this but thinks it makes him come off as some skilled chef

It looks like something Masaokis would make and he was taking the piss.

This however is likely to be dropshipped/made to order and I doubt he’ll make more than a dollar’s profit per sale.

He'd probably do better just openly begging or offering to eat disgusting things, since he does that anyway.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Lol that Lucas thinks he has any moral high grounds over Kanye.

- Stalking his ex
Doesn't Lucas have criminal charges on his record for domestic violence?

- Instigating racism.
Just because you deleted the videos of you shouting nigger doesn't mean it's forgotten. This guy spends most of his day publicly making generalizations about sexes and religions. Lucas is genuinely the most overtly bigoted person I can think of.

- Not taking his meds
Guess were just supposed to pretend there aren't full sagas of his life where he was unmedicated and chimping on the regular.

 

[Twrx]

He isn't just rascit, he gets off on it. The more offensive and hateful he is, the harder his micropeen gets. Look at the videos where he has the balls to record himself saying it, where you can actually see him saying it, you can see the sick pleasure he gets.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Lucas has less depth than Jazz Jennings.
Anyone seen the bumble profile yet? Apologies if I’ve missed it in this thread

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas has less depth than Jazz Jennings.
Anyone seen the bumble profile yet? Apologies if I’ve missed it in this thread
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Shall we start taking bets about how long it'll take for him to get banned for creeping out women with his sperm talk, leading him to spaz out about how the app is full of bigots and he hated it anyway

No way he spends very long on any dating app without getting banned

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Wern's roommate is inconsiderate!



There's also a redbubble shop? Link | Archive

Landlord is raising the rent in january - better get your wallets, paypiggies! Wern needs to eat sushi

 

[AnOminous]

Wern's roommate is inconsiderate!

The fat fucking creep should just do what he's done to every other roommate and eat all their food, to "make space."

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The fact that he doesn't wake up with an upset stomach every single morning is actually surprising

Or a result of him binge eating multiple blocks of cheese at once while maintaining a state of constant dehydration...

 

[Rusty hackleford]

There's also a redbubble shop?

Oh man these are embarrassing even for wern standards.



The overly filtered face, the catch phrase, and why is he jumping? There so much more potential for actually funny merch but he's too insecure to laugh at himself.

 

[mothman96]

Wern's roommate is inconsiderate!

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There's also a redbubble shop? Link | Archive

Landlord is raising the rent in january - better get your wallets, paypiggies! Wern needs to eat sushi
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What the Creeper is leaving out is that every January he gets a cost of living increase in his SSI check. His rent is likely based on a percentage of his SSI income and will be adjusted due to his SSI increase. He will not be getting payed less. I'd say now that he is in "step-down" housing he has more money to spend compared to when he was living at the Mallon Place nursing home.

His 2022 monthly SSI is $841.
Starting January 2023 his monthly SSI will be $914.

ETA:

SSI Federal Payment Amounts for 2023

Cost of Living Adjustment

www.ssa.gov

 

[WonderWino]

Wern's roommate is inconsiderate!

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There's also a redbubble shop? Link | Archive

Landlord is raising the rent in january - better get your wallets, paypiggies! Wern needs to eat sushi
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He must be seriously pissed about the rent going up. It'll piss him off to no end to have even less money every month. Especially when the friend requests don't make him any money and the merch shop is a bust

and that statement about wanting people to pay him for friend requests shows just how greedy and entitled he truly is, especially that response

The fat fucking creep should just do what he's done to every other roommate and eat all their food, to "make space."

He probably will try it sooner or later when he convinces himself he's 'starving' again or that its some kind of fuck you to for having the rent raised on him, not that such a justification even remotely makes any sense but it certainly sounds like wern logic. The last thing he needs is a pissed off roommate reporting him for stealing shit. Thats the kind of thing that could get him in pretty serious trouble if not kicked out

Oh man these are embarrassing even for wern standards.

Thats about what I expected. He literally stole somebody elses artwork, photoshopped his own heavily filtered and photoshopped head on it and is trying to sell it. Greedy, lazy and incompetent. Also he photoshopped his head to the point he reminds me of the vampire radu from the subspecies movies

 

[Jeep1971]

He must be seriously pissed about the rent going up. It'll piss him off to no end to have even less money every month. Especially when the friend requests don't make him any money and the merch shop is a bust

and that statement about wanting people to pay him for friend requests shows just how greedy and entitled he truly is, especially that response


He probably will try it sooner or later when he convinces himself he's 'starving' again or that its some kind of fuck you to for having the rent raised on him, not that such a justification even remotely makes any sense but it certainly sounds like wern logic. The last thing he needs is a pissed off roommate reporting him for stealing shit. Thats the kind of thing that could get him in pretty serious trouble if not kicked out


Thats about what I expected. He literally stole somebody elses artwork, photoshopped his own heavily filtered and photoshopped head on it and is trying to sell it. Greedy, lazy and incompetent. Also he photoshopped his head to the point he reminds me of the vampire radu from the subspecies movies

How hasn't his Facebook account been locked by now???? It's against their policy I'm sure.

 

[Da Dude123]

Man, Lucas really ramped up the autism and stupidity when this site went down. He really thinks he is a celebrity and that people will want to buy crappy merchandise with his likeness on it. But he hates, HATES capitalism. Please. Fatty is just mad that he is not handed whatever he wants.

Lucas made his FB friend only as far as his posts go. I am sure this is a vain attempt to try to get people to pay him for friend request acceptance to be able to see his posts. He is such a cow. It really would be funny if he got zucced for his pay for friend acceptance scheme. He would be moooing and reeeing about that.

Nov. 3 is the deadline fatty has imposed on his roommate to make space for Lucas's next food stamp haul in the freezer section of the mini fridge in his gubmint provided apartment. He will be busting out the door to spend up the gubmint funds on ramen noodles and other unhealthy shit.