Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

This was on that Lucas Werner brokeposting FB page. Lol. This is pretty good.

 

[WonderWino]

This was on that Lucas Werner brokeposting FB page. Lol. This is pretty good.

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The perfect third picture to finish that off would be the woman in the top pic handing him a bucket of kfc and saying 'here you go creep now leave us alone,' which goes along perfectly with his famous freak out during the last golden USB episode when lucas went mental at the very end screaming about how everyone gets all the pussy and expects him to shut up and get fried chicken instead when goldaor kept telling him to answer questions if he wanted his kfc

 

[Al from Dadeville]

kiwifarms people are actually paying just to read his pathetic facebook posts? Modern Lucas isnt even worth 5 bucks

No, they’re not. He’s salty about it too because he wants the money.

Seems like only a few of us from his friends list that haven’t been blocked are currently active here and in SOFALAW but maybe it’s because he’s so boring at the moment. The most interesting thing he did was not post for nearly a month.

8 posts tonight so far. Myrna sent him a board game, braindead political sperging

 

[AnOminous]

My money is on homeless or jail but I lean toward homeless. I think his explanation was true, but incomplete. His version left out the critical and embarrassing parts and made himself feel less pathetic.

Maybe he chimped out and got his ass kicked so much it was obvious for weeks afterwards.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Maybe he chimped out and got his ass kicked so much it was obvious for weeks afterwards.

That makes a lot of sense. Wasn’t his roommate/neighbor at the apartment that (Jamie?) dude from the nursing home that was board games with him?

 

[Boom Boss]

No, they’re not. He’s salty about it too because he wants the money.

Seems like only a few of us from his friends list that haven’t been blocked are currently active here and in SOFALAW but maybe it’s because he’s so boring at the moment. The most interesting thing he did was not post for nearly a month.

8 posts tonight so far. Myrna sent him a board game, braindead political sperging
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He doesn't realize that we would be more controlled by the government through total socialism. Everybody would only be able to work jobs and spend money that are approved by the government, instead of choosing by ourselves through free will and the free market.

 

[WonderWino]

No, they’re not. He’s salty about it too because he wants the money.

Seems like only a few of us from his friends list that haven’t been blocked are currently active here and in SOFALAW but maybe it’s because he’s so boring at the moment. The most interesting thing he did was not post for nearly a month.

8 posts tonight so far. Myrna sent him a board game, braindead political sperging
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The fuck is a 'german style game' exactly? His mother should send him a game with everything written in german just to piss him off. I can just imagine lucas posting a video of him trying to brag and explain the rules of a german game while trying to pronounce the german instructions to try to act smart and show he totally understands what he's reading despite it being obvious he used a shitty google translator that got half of it wrong. Considering how much he absolutely butchers english words I can just imagine how laughably bad he would be trying to pronounce anything properly in german

and where the fuck is he getting the idea that they accepted communism in the US before FDR was out of office? and lucas being his usual stupid as fuck self is apparently unaware that FDR died in office days before hitler killed himself. Thats a funny way of being 'ousted for doing a good god damned job' (and he did a shit job for the most part as far as the economy goes)

and of course lucas rants about people being oppressed while claiming the ones doing said oppression are 'your bosses' which is something he doesn't even have. Pretty hard to claim you're oppressed when you get everything given to you for free for being a sped

 

[Twrx]

I'll be damned, he's not reeeeeing about the gift not being more, and it only being one gift. I imagine the reason he didn't do other kids birthdays because he would have been just like Cartman at Stan's birthday.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Like I said, sometimes art imitates life to an interesting degree

What game is this? It reminds me of rimworld.

 

[WonderWino]

What game is this? It reminds me of rimworld.

Its honey I joined a cult

Honey, I Joined a Cult on Steam

It's time to start working towards that ultimate goal of enlightenment, faith and money…lots and lots of money! Become the ultimate tycoon - create, customise, and manage your own cult whilst listening to funky music. Welcome to Honey, I Joined a Cult!

store.steampowered.com

 

[Poop Shoot]

Its honey I joined a cult

Honey, I Joined a Cult on Steam

It's time to start working towards that ultimate goal of enlightenment, faith and money…lots and lots of money! Become the ultimate tycoon - create, customise, and manage your own cult whilst listening to funky music. Welcome to Honey, I Joined a Cult!

store.steampowered.com

That looks awesome.

 

[WonderWino]

That looks awesome.

Ehh its iffy. Its one of those games that looks like its better than it really is. Its very long even on the easiest custom settings, still pretty buggy and every game plays more or less the same other than a few end game rooms based on your theme (futurist with robot army conquering the world/visit your deities home planet, hippie commune and the evil summon some demons to destroy/conquer the planet). It needs some work and more options, especially for themes. It would be better with mod support

If you're going to get it do it while its on sale

 

[Al from Dadeville]

A man with no job gives his opinion on jobs

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[AnOminous]

That makes a lot of sense. Wasn’t his roommate/neighbor at the apartment that (Jamie?) dude from the nursing home that was board games with him?

I just remember shortly before he disappeared he was having a shit fit about the shared refrigerator. Imagine having to share a refrigerator with someone who continually perpetuates godawful abominations in the kitchen.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I just remember shortly before he disappeared he was having a shit fit about the shared refrigerator. Imagine having to share a refrigerator with someone who continually perpetuates godawful abominations in the kitchen.

Imagine having to share a toaster oven with the Wern

 

[Twrx]

A man with no job gives his opinion on jobs
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This faggot has been out of the work force longer than some wernologists have been alive. I always find his takes on work, interesting.

 

[WonderWino]

This faggot has been out of the work force longer than some wernologists have been alive. I always find his takes on work, interesting.

Its funny how he immediately jumps on mcdonalds as his go to example so often, despite the fact he was so utterly incompetent for the very short time he worked for mcdonalds (in fucking 199 that he was demoted from cash register, to fry cook, couldn't hack the job of putting fries in a deepfryer and turning on a timer to alert him when they were done and then salting them to the point he would go home and get high/drunk as much as possible to deal with it and them got demoted from that to offloading supply trucks and then eventually got fired from doing that for incompetence. So he's as far from being an authority on how anything mcdonalds related should run that its almost absurd the level of stupidity, arrogance and narcissism he's displaying when he goes off on these rants. He's been fired from or walked away from every job he's ever had. Hell his own family didn't want him around washing dishes at that diner he went on about in his 2010 rantings, so whats that tell you. Even they knew better than to let lucas be responsible for washing dishes or cleaning anything

Lucas does not understand the workforce as it is now, or employers, or what its like to have a regular job. Hell lucas doesn't understand not to put raw chicken next to other food and how dangerous that is despite the only employment he's ever had being restaurant related that put him around food. Sharing a toaster oven? I wouldn't want him handling my fries or washing any dish I was eating off of

Lucas isn't just lazy and incompetent at getting/holding a job, he legitimately thinks he's too good for a job and that its the governments job to take care of all his needs and look after him and thinks that should be the case whether he was fucked in the head or not. and for all his reeeing about how people should unionize he'd be the first one reeeing about how a bunch of money was getting taken from his pay to support that union and how the union wouldn't protect him when he got creepy with a customer or got caught stealing food to eat on the job (and you know damn well he was stealing fries and stuffing his face with anything he could get his hands on at mcdonalds whenever he thought he could get away with it, and justified it with claims that he was 'starving' and that he was sticking it to the greedy oligarchs)

That said I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out this move had something to do with pissing off his roommate by trying to start shit over the fridge space. Its a very lucas thing to do, particularly when you consider how little money he has and how little food and therefore food related fridge space he even needs in the first place. Part of it is definitely lucas wanting to be top dog and in charge of everything because he thinks he's superior to everyone - especially other speds. He whines and plays victim when he knows he's in a place where people won't take that shit from him and tries to strong arm and manipulate anyone living with him when he thinks he can get away with it. Textbook predator behavior

 

[Twrx]

Its funny how he immediately jumps on mcdonalds as his go to example so often, despite the fact he was so utterly incompetent for the very short time he worked for mcdonalds (in fucking 199 that he was demoted from cash register, to fry cook, couldn't hack the job of putting fries in a deepfryer and turning on a timer to alert him when they were done and then salting them to the point he would go home and get high/drunk as much as possible to deal with it and them got demoted from that to offloading supply trucks and then eventually got fired from doing that for incompetence. So he's as far from being an authority on how anything mcdonalds related should run that its almost absurd the level of stupidity, arrogance and narcissism he's displaying when he goes off on these rants. He's been fired from or walked away from every job he's ever had. Hell his own family didn't want him around washing dishes at that diner he went on about in his 2010 rantings, so whats that tell you. Even they knew better than to let lucas be responsible for washing dishes or cleaning anything

Lucas does not understand the workforce as it is now, or employers, or what its like to have a regular job. Hell lucas doesn't understand not to put raw chicken next to other food and how dangerous that is despite the only employment he's ever had being restaurant related that put him around food. Sharing a toaster oven? I wouldn't want him handling my fries or washing any dish I was eating off of

Lucas isn't just lazy and incompetent at getting/holding a job, he legitimately thinks he's too good for a job and that its the governments job to take care of all his needs and look after him and thinks that should be the case whether he was fucked in the head or not. and for all his reeeing about how people should unionize he'd be the first one reeeing about how a bunch of money was getting taken from his pay to support that union and how the union wouldn't protect him when he got creepy with a customer or got caught stealing food to eat on the job (and you know damn well he was stealing fries and stuffing his face with anything he could get his hands on at mcdonalds whenever he thought he could get away with it, and justified it with claims that he was 'starving' and that he was sticking it to the greedy oligarchs)

That said I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out this move had something to do with pissing off his roommate by trying to start shit over the fridge space. Its a very lucas thing to do, particularly when you consider how little money he has and how little food and therefore food related fridge space he even needs in the first place. Part of it is definitely lucas wanting to be top dog and in charge of everything because he thinks he's superior to everyone - especially other speds. He whines and plays victim when he knows he's in a place where people won't take that shit from him and tries to strong arm and manipulate anyone living with him when he thinks he can get away with it. Textbook predator behavior

Wouldn't be surprised if it was connected to some young girl that the roommate knows and of course Lucas would feel entitled to her. Everyone has been glancing over it as a possibility.

 

[Stinkyboy]

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He doesn't realize that we would be more controlled by the government through total socialism. Everybody would only be able to work jobs and spend money that are approved by the government, instead of choosing by ourselves through free will and the free market.

You’re describing communism, not socialism.
Look to Norway and Denmark for actual socialism

 

[AnOminous]

and for all his reeeing about how people should unionize he'd be the first one reeeing about how a bunch of money was getting taken from his pay to support that union and how the union wouldn't protect him when he got creepy with a customer or got caught stealing food to eat on the job

He'd be the one guy in the shop the union foreman would single out to offer as a head on a spike to mollify management because even they wouldn't want to defend this creep. In a union job you can get away with being incompetent or being an asshole but not both.