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Oh good he's out and about seething at couples again. With the changing of the seasons, the wern emerges.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I'm just speculating based on Lucas apparently walking around outside now in his pics. If he's physically capable enough now, he's not so fucked in the head that he needs caretakers to survive. These places always have waiting lists with people in need.
WonderWino
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Latest brokeposting post
This coming from the guy who to this day has posts on his fb account where he publicly admits to being a 'non offending pedophile' and who spent literally years ranting about how he wanted 16 year olds and who kept trying to post incorrect information claiming 16 was legal for him to go after. To say nothing of the burrito incident
Lets not forget he's 'advocated rape' several times in the past as well. Like all the times he's claimed any male bringing a woman to his fartbox would lose said woman to lucas and be kicked out so he could have his way with her, and for threats to 'punch peoples faces in like a can of smashed assholes' then fuck their woman and drive (in her car) up to the elk kingdom 'for some vittles' with king roy. I have to wonder how king roy would have reacted to such an incident actually taking place. Lucas, the loon who is not allowed to drive, pulling up in some zoomer baes car after assaulting her bf and raping her, expecting dinner at the royal court. I suspect his royal highness would exile prince wern from the elk kingdom for good and have him arrested or committed after finding out the circumstances of the visit
Thats also classic random wern ranting, randomly screaming about how he's totally not a pedo to somebody trying to do surveys about public transport. He's fortunate she didn't call the cops after he went on psycho rants about totally not being a pedo. The voices on the wind must have been saying some very interesting things to lucas that day to get him to randomly go off like that. Makes me wonder if some kind of incident we haven't heard about happened at the bus station that the voices were reminding lucas of and he didn't like that reminder
This coming from the guy who to this day has posts on his fb account where he publicly admits to being a 'non offending pedophile' and who spent literally years ranting about how he wanted 16 year olds and who kept trying to post incorrect information claiming 16 was legal for him to go after. To say nothing of the burrito incident
Lets not forget he's 'advocated rape' several times in the past as well. Like all the times he's claimed any male bringing a woman to his fartbox would lose said woman to lucas and be kicked out so he could have his way with her, and for threats to 'punch peoples faces in like a can of smashed assholes' then fuck their woman and drive (in her car) up to the elk kingdom 'for some vittles' with king roy. I have to wonder how king roy would have reacted to such an incident actually taking place. Lucas, the loon who is not allowed to drive, pulling up in some zoomer baes car after assaulting her bf and raping her, expecting dinner at the royal court. I suspect his royal highness would exile prince wern from the elk kingdom for good and have him arrested or committed after finding out the circumstances of the visit
Thats also classic random wern ranting, randomly screaming about how he's totally not a pedo to somebody trying to do surveys about public transport. He's fortunate she didn't call the cops after he went on psycho rants about totally not being a pedo. The voices on the wind must have been saying some very interesting things to lucas that day to get him to randomly go off like that. Makes me wonder if some kind of incident we haven't heard about happened at the bus station that the voices were reminding lucas of and he didn't like that reminder
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I'm surprised we never got some sort of "map pride" rant from him.
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I mean...it's King Roy's Elk Kingdom. Plenty of fecund women would give thier 1st born telemores infused baby for a shot at that deal.
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I don't know if anyone has it handy but if I scour through the thread there's one post where Lucas shows pictures of what his ideal girls would look like and they all clearly look 13-14 years old. That settles the debate more than pretty much anything.
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There was also that skateboard girl he was filming from across the street and lusting after shortly before his epic freakout, she either found the video or was tipped off to it and it turned out she was 15. He's also made comments lusting over his niece who was like 8-9 years old at the time. Dude is for sure a pedo, just like every other guy whose self-reported preferred age is supposedly exactly the legal age of consent. Amazing that he will just talk about 18 year olds constantly and not realize that other people realize that if you're out here openly thirsting for the youngest allowable by law you're absolutely privately thirsty for younger.
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Latest schizoid ramblings from brokeposting fb page
Al from Dadeville
Please expect my motion for sanctions forthvoming.
True & Honest Fan
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YouTube keeps suggesting Lucas’s new shorts to me where he seems to be bitching about lefties and trannies. I’m genuinely surprised at how puffy his face and eyes still are - that’s got to be kidney disease, right?
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"The heart is a pulmonary muscle that pumps blood..."
"The heart is a valve, not a pump..."
Dr. Lucas "I'm getting a PhD in biology at community college" Werner, ladies and gents.
WonderWino
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This just popped up on brokeposting. The best part is I can actually see lucas drinking something like that
After all, it is ranch and we know how lucas is about ranch and his habit of drinking sauces out of the bottle
After all, it is ranch and we know how lucas is about ranch and his habit of drinking sauces out of the bottle
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Nothing says romance like mentioning starting.
I really don't need to say more. Lucas on his schizophrenic give me girl child rant is medically incorrect about the most basic things and has yet again rambled about poop.
What's funny from such a pedophile, I have God kids... 3 year olds don't talk about poop this much. To them poop is like everyone of Rodney Dangerfields jokes wrapped up into one.
Now in defense of kids, they are immature and our brains are pre wired to avoid bowel movements. So it's gross and gross is funny. What I'm saying is one of the major things of why Lucas is a pedophile I feel and have thought since the start. He's mentally a lot more impaired than we see. Sure he's a broke brain failure of everything, mentally ill with voices in the winds and shit. But really, he likes kids because Lucas has the mind of a child.
A lot of his crazy you can chalk up to well being crazy and the drugs or lack of. His cooking is definitely due to mental illness, no kid would mix that stuff. His taste buds are fried and he sexualizes food so we get toasterbortions to laugh at. But end of the day broke brain Dr nigga Luke is basically sling blade if he had no redeeming features was greedy and tried to dick down a 6 year old.
In his long post about his tricks work on girls. That's a major cope and doing a children's thing, skirting responsibility. He has such an ego (child like he's not really a narcissistic person per medical terms) Luke really thinks in a Wern centric world like a kid does, kids tho, grow and learn. Luke makes up stories of his game works because he refuses to change his planes and he doesn't want to lose weight get a job shower or anything. Remember he's plenty good and if it wasn't for the evil flat bill he'd be swimming in zoomer puss puss.
I'm really happy piggy is off his meds, when he gets booted from this retard care home, I'm looking forward to that saga.
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Are those grapes on cheese and meat?
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Based on his palate, that those would be grapes is an easy conclusion to make.
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ouch, my brain.
Lucas you ridiculous idiot, if a species had an "average of 1000 point IQ" that would make 1000 the equivalent to 100.
You literally don't understand how IQ is measured, stupid moron. The reason 100 IQ is 100 is because it's the average.
Also very strange how this 1,000 point IQ species somehow can't figure out how to propagate itself.
So smart and evolved yet lacks the basic biological imperative that god granted a fruit fly.
So many unnecessary anachronistic references to food, sex, homosexuality, diabetes, Seattle... just a window into the mind of a narcissistic gay halfwit.
Using words only 2% of the population understands doesn't make you smart, Pukas. Imagine a teacher who just talked over his students to the point they couldn't understand what he was teaching. That would actually be a very bad and dumb teacher.
"World building" with no plot or reason to care about it. The Silmarillion this is not.
F-, don't return to class.
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Forgot to post this earlier
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This is a nice return to classic Wern schizoposting.
Now if he can just take up his investigations into time travel again we’d be right back into the meat of what made Lucas such a fascinating cow.