I would love to see what his current Tinder profile looks like now. I remember his old one. It said something like "My name is Lucas and I'm plenty good! Looking for an 18-24 year old woman who is attractive. I can give your kids strong baby DNA."
I bet the new profile is similar, but he has not mentioned telomeres or wanting kids for a long time. But I am still sure he is moooing about he his fat ass deserves an attractive Gen Z woman who hates greed and bigotry and the money in power.
How entitled of him. Lucas's solution to women not responding to him despite matching with him. SHE has to message him or unmatch him within 24 hours or her profile gets deleted. Aside from the fact they would just do exactly the same thing he's been complaining they've been doing to him and unmatch, he should be careful about demanding replies, cause those are going to be all 'fuck off creep' and things of that nature. Especially if anyone happens to recognize him
Lucas the dating app system designer everyone. I find this doubly amusing considering i've been working on a building a free dating app of my own on the side. What he's suggesting is the kind of thing you'd expect on an incel app and would drive women off in droves. At this rate somebody should just set up a fake dating app with nothing but bots and lucas and see what kinds of shit he sends them. I wonder how long it would take until he finally figured out none of the women were real and he was just being told what he wanted to hear
@WonderWino if you make said app please have an account for Lucas, you know to help him out. If you make a typo and instead of Lucas Werner you type "CREEPY PEDOPHILE" no one could blame you, all of us have our fingers slip sometimes.
From suicide baiting to raging at dating apps. Oh Lucas crazy pills are definitely being flushed (assuming he's upgraded his hygiene enough to flush).
I've never used a dating app (part because I'm old and part because Mrs basso would disapprove). But I heard they are nightmares, sure I know some who use them are kinda lower on the dating totem pole so to speak but, I know some real nice guys and gals who have used em all with horror stories (the most common aside unmatched bots and ghosting is people getting super passive aggressive).
But when you're a fat old man and have that redditor speak using big words poorly and overly oddly formal it definitely sounds odd and from what people tell me, sounds bot like. So yeah I assume they see he's a fat faggot and comes off like a robot unmatched makes sense.
Sometimes it kinda makes me wonder why or how brain broken he is doesn't he just get an x box and basically live in fantasy world. Play some vidya hit church up to own the Christians by taking the cookies they donate to the needy. Then back to sonichu or final fantasy.
For a hedonistic pig like Lucas it seems like a dream life. Hell PlayStation has a web browser skip one clinkernigger door dash get a pocket pussy. Lucas could become some baron harkonan /nurgle just jerking it and playing vidya swiping EBT when he needs more ice cream to fill the hole mommy is ashamed of him and he isn't welcome to the elk kingdom.
But no, neet life isn't possibility good enough for Lucas he has to creep on women because his sick pedophile behavior and his desire of a fuck mommy to take care of him.
Like his ex. It's really hard to not be upset or grossed out but thankfully Lucas is too lazy and weak to be a danger (aside his MRSA).
How entitled of him. Lucas's solution to women not responding to him despite matching with him. SHE has to message him or unmatch him within 24 hours or her profile gets deleted. Aside from the fact they would just do exactly the same thing he's been complaining they've been doing to him and unmatch, he should be careful about demanding replies, cause those are going to be all 'fuck off creep' and things of that nature. Especially if anyone happens to recognize him
Lucas the dating app system designer everyone. I find this doubly amusing considering i've been working on a building a free dating app of my own on the side. What he's suggesting is the kind of thing you'd expect on an incel app and would drive women off in droves. At this rate somebody should just set up a fake dating app with nothing but bots and lucas and see what kinds of shit he sends them. I wonder how long it would take until he finally figured out none of the women were real and he was just being told what he wanted to hear
I don't know a lot about the dating apps (apart from hearing stories from friends) but don't those sites initally "match" you with anybody who, even loosely, meets the criteria you set up? That wouldn't mean that the person in question sought YOU out and said they were interested and then unmatched upon changing their mind. More just that Lucas' profile was shown to women who have no idea who he is and then they immediately thought "no thanks" and hit the button. Of course, even if they DID initially consider talking to him they are 100% allowed to see his creepy profile and boring/zero effort initial email and unmatch. I'm sure, for regular (non Lucas) people that can be rough and sting a bit, but that's just how it works, and they ultimately pick themselves back up and move on to try and find someone else.
Lucas is weird man. I don’t understand why he can’t just find a woman his age. Is it because most his age have a house and job or something? I know the whole telomeres thing he says but I don’t get it.
Lucas is weird man. I don’t understand why he can’t just find a woman his age. Is it because most his age have a house and job or something? I know the whole telomeres thing he says but I don’t get it.
This fat fuck is attractive to literally nobody. Not even a flabby ugly 50 year old. He'd have to find someone with a fetish for repulsive schizophrenic bums because of some humiliation fetish and even they could do better.
This fat fuck is attractive to literally nobody. Not even a flabby ugly 50 year old. He'd have to find someone with a fetish for repulsive schizophrenic bums because of some humiliation fetish and even they could do better.
I mean being realistic, if he wasn’t psychotic he isn’t that hideous. I think he’s a light 6 out of 10 if he lost weight and wasn’t homeless and screaming at people. He just looks like a normal guy to me who I wouldn’t gawk at if I saw him while walking outside or something. Most people are average, not ugly.
I don't know a lot about the dating apps (apart from hearing stories from friends) but don't those sites initally "match" you with anybody who, even loosely, meets the criteria you set up? That wouldn't mean that the person in question sought YOU out and said they were interested and then unmatched upon changing their mind. More just that Lucas' profile was shown to women who have no idea who he is and then they immediately thought "no thanks" and hit the button. Of course, even if they DID initially consider talking to him they are 100% allowed to see his creepy profile and boring/zero effort initial email and unmatch. I'm sure, for regular (non Lucas) people that can be rough and sting a bit, but that's just how it works, and they ultimately pick themselves back up and move on to try and find someone else.
I actually met my husband on a dating app (granted, this was YEARS ago, and they were not as infested with bots as they are now a-days) but this is exactly how it works.
Most work on a percentage system, and the ranking is based on the criteria you set on your profile. Examples are things like, do you want to have kids one day? Do you currently have kids or would be okay dating someone with kids? Do you like to travel/go to concerts/game/watch animu etc, whats your perfered age range, your perfered level of education for your partner, do you smoke/drink and so on.
As you said, any matches you get are usually based solely on these criteria and it does NOT mean that whoever you matched with initially sought you out.
Once you have a match, either party can make the first move and message the other, or unmatch or swipe the match away.
Lucas proving yet again he's stupider than a used tampon. 51% belief in something doesn't mean its true. Thats all 51% certain means. Objective reality has nothing to do with belief. His own argument works against him here. After all, virtually the entire population of the medieval world believed in christianity and took it extremely seriously. By his logic that means it is either true or far more likely to be true. Whether its true or not has no bearing on the fact that now 500 years later most people don't have that kind of belief in it anymore. The beliefs of either group in either time are still irrelevant as to whether any of it is true. Thats what belief is
That plant and mushroom talk is pure textbook schizo ranting. No way he's on his meds
and what the fuck? He thinks aliens that look like a tire tread mark on roadkill is going to have magic faster than light abilities but we won't know until we eat one and they vaporize someone? What a fucking loon
Also, is anyone else not surprised at all he managed to shoehorn food into his attraction rantings again? Nobody wants somebody who smells like seared beef or wants to go around smelling like that unless they're a dog
SteveGoatman said:
I don't know a lot about the dating apps (apart from hearing stories from friends) but don't those sites initally "match" you with anybody who, even loosely, meets the criteria you set up? That wouldn't mean that the person in question sought YOU out and said they were interested and then unmatched upon changing their mind. More just that Lucas' profile was shown to women who have no idea who he is and then they immediately thought "no thanks" and hit the button. Of course, even if they DID initially consider talking to him they are 100% allowed to see his creepy profile and boring/zero effort initial email and unmatch. I'm sure, for regular (non Lucas) people that can be rough and sting a bit, but that's just how it works, and they ultimately pick themselves back up and move on to try and find someone else.
The matching systems on most sites aren't nearly as competently made as you might think. They basically do the bare minimum - make sure to show you matches based on your stated sexual preference, age and gender and within a certain distance of whatever city you put there and a few essentials like wanting kids or drinking/drug views. The rest is pretty much random. Its also why you'll keep getting the same matches over and over again and some sites (pof is especially known for doing this) unmatch you automatically then rematch you as a new match, to encourage people to log in and use the site. Remember, dating sities make a profit based on their ads and people buying full accounts. Their goal is to keep you interacting as much as possible and keep you looking for a match, not actually help you to find one, because if you're successful they lose a customer
That said, even if a woman was vaguely interested in him based on what she saw swiping through profiles, that would change in a hurry when he opened his mouth, showed up unshowered for a week or she saw what he looks like in his unfiltered pics
I would love to see what his current Tinder profile looks like now. I remember his old one. It said something like "My name is Lucas and I'm plenty good! Looking for an 18-24 year old woman who is attractive. I can give your kids strong baby DNA."
I bet the new profile is similar, but he has not mentioned telomeres or wanting kids for a long time. But I am still sure he is moooing about he his fat ass deserves an attractive Gen Z woman who hates greed and bigotry and the money in power.
One of the best parts of that particular aspect of his last college saga was the fact he used a dollar bill to do that crazy shit at all. It never occurred to lucas at all to consider the fact that many women would not respond well to anything directed at them via a $1 bill, given the not so subtle fact that showing off $1 bills to women to get their attention is the kind of thing you only do to strippers. Plenty of women who would have seen that would no doubt have been made extra uncomfortable by such connotations. Its even funnier when you realize how ironically it fits in with lucas's ingrained view of every interaction with people - especially women, being transactional
A psychologist looking into lucas's conscious and subconscious reasoning for doing things in that particular way no doubt would have a field day, and his conclusions would no doubt cause lucas to get his telomeres in a twist and spaz out
Speaking of things psychologists should look into.....
His newest schizogame is zombie dodgeball with plastic brains. Note the PTSD (power, toughness, shot, distance) he came up with. Tell me that isn't his lack of meds fucking with his brain and getting him to add things in there weirdly. No fucking way that was random coincidence
He thinks aliens that look like a tire tread mark on roadkill is going to have magic faster than light abilities but we won't know until we eat one and they vaporize someone? What a fucking loon
and what the fuck? He thinks aliens that look like a tire tread mark on roadkill is going to have magic faster than light abilities but we won't know until we eat one and they vaporize someone? What a fucking loon
So he put chocolate, chili flakes and peanut butter into a cup of coffee and brags about it. Even TCAP recipes couldn't turn that into something remotely edible. Its like he read the stuff about how aztecs would make their version of hot chocolate with chili and cornmeal and then said fuck that and did it with coffee and dumped autistic shit into it like a 5 year old. No sane person could drink that and not puke their guts out. It looks like he literally shit in the cup
and of course mr biology major that failed out of high school biology twice in college (and probably a third time in high school cause he never finished his credits and if he can't do college into bio theres no way he could have gotten through his HS bio either) can neither draw a real cell or any inventive version of an alien cell. He just drew a triangle with tentacles and thinks its brilliant. Again, he's like a 5 year old bragging to his mom about what he drew in school today
and again with the food smells. I wonder if this is his new brilliant idea to science his way into some teen puss puss by finding out what steak spice she likes and trying to make himself smell like it. I mean he already smells like BO, piss and onions, smearing himself with, BBQ sauce, herbs, spices and marinades might be an improvement. Though I have to wonder what the staff at mallon place would think when lucas walks by reeking of meat marinade, BBQ sauce and herbs
.....that possibility one. Possibility two has me getting horrified flashbacks to that king of the hill episode with that sausage magnate that went mental, dressed like a pig and wanted him and luanne to get turned into a sausage together and this is some fucked up real life version of lucas reverting into something like that. I mean this is lucas, would anyone really be that surprised if his final desperate solution to not having a zoomer bae is to marinade himself, drench him and a teen girl in herbs and spices, then grab ahold of her and drag them both off some catwalk into a giant meat processor to be turned into hotdogs together?
Also, no way in hell he doesn't get off watching these female chefs cooking his favorite meats. He definitely gets off on that shit
and what the fuck? What is with his sudden hardon about smells? Reading by tasting pages and licking the screen? Excreting as much information as a large wikipedia article? I wonder what set him off on this weird scent binge. Perhaps he was reading more stuff he doesn't understand on the internet and found out that animals use scents for some part of their communication and went schizo overboard on it? or does he seriously think he's going to find out what scent zoomer baes like and try to spray it all over himself thinking they'll all swarm him like an axe commercial?
Mallon place needs to up his meds asap. Nothing good ever comes out of lucas when he starts going off like this. Its always an indicator the crazy is starting to build up
