Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Oh yea with a IZod alligator shirt on too! lmfao

Is Lucas still in a hospital or whatever that place for crazies was

He's at the long term tard housing run by mallon place, so yeah pretty much

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

He's at the long term tard housing run by mallon place, so yeah pretty much

Yea what is that place like a retard hospital, or group home or something? It is funny it takes pretty much is whole tugboat to stay there

 

[WonderWino]

Yea what is that place like a retard hospital, or group home or something? It is funny it takes pretty much is whole tugboat to stay there

I think its a sort of halfway thing between the nursing home part and the retard home part. As lucas always does lucas calls it a 'group home' which it isn't. Its more like what pioneer pathway house was except with actual retards in it like jamie. I suspect he's only there because of his health. Not in shit enough health to be in the nursing home anymore but too fucked up to put back on the street if you know what I mean

Remember lucas calls everything he's in a group home, usually cause he knows nursing home or tard housing makes him look bad

 

[Club Sandwich]

exploitable

edited a bit

 

[WonderWino]

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You left out 'not in' for the cards and 'fuck mommy' for women

This is lucas after all

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Remember lucas calls everything he's in a group home, usually cause he knows nursing home or tard housing makes him look bad

Right, I never take his word on anything. Thats kinda why i asked what that place was. I guess at least he's not homeless

 

[AnOminous]

I've had chickens with greater levels of self awareness than lucas. His positivity about working isn't going to last very long.

It will last until someone actually orders him to do something he doesn't want to do.

 

[Club Sandwich]

You left out 'not in' for the cards and 'fuck mommy' for women

This is lucas after all

ah, well, my thinking was that would be a little too obvious for The Wern. he's gotta stretch that chewing gum in his noggin once in a while.

edit: but sure, i put something like that in there in the new version, enjoy

 

[Bassomatic]

So the claims of employment start. With his history of lying until proof I am not sure it's real. Remember his cryptocurrency scam he called a job. Funniest part? Even if he is working HES STILL A DRAIN ON SOCIETY! Suffer Pukas.

Kinda out of the blue but I saw a quote from Saint Augustine. To make it a little easier read I'll paraphrase"those who deny good is real have a reason to hope so". This is such a sum up of Lucas.

Lucas has spent his 4+ decades of being a loser embracing the 7 deadly sins. All God asks, he wants you to be better. Repent and God can see your heart Lucas the cold black plaque covered thing it is. He knows when you begged him for a gf he saw you didn't wish to be a father, a man, a provider a, protecter. Just a rapist. You were denied. God, one could say shuffled the deck to make sure it's not in the cards for you. It must make Lucas so angry god can see thru his tricks.

I was thinking as Lucas will be thru a work program, his first days will be a treat (aside him being lazy) he will have social interaction everyone knows he's the new retarded guy, so extra nice. Lucas can't read social cues so he will think he's the big cheese when people go wow scientist Lucas that's neat all before becoming aghast with his telmorores sperging (extra funny he's incorrect about them to a point the real scientist hit him with a C&D).

This will be a manic phase, as we all know manic phases bring the lulz and are most damaging. Not just for our feggit but those with bi polar. If there's something to fuck up he will fuck it up.

I love Lucas gotchas it's almost like those anti memes. Where they take a group and make them so stupid you feel disgusted towards the insulting party. "Liberals pray to the gluten free yogurt not the flag" . Shit cracks me up and clearly it's to mock right wing people for a over generalizing and lack of understanding.

If I handed Lucas's memes to a pastor they would definitely love these for a chuckle. I bet kids at bible camp would love these "ha ha atheists don't even get us and be hating!"

I'm not even biblical well educated but fuck man ok. Symbolism means nothin? I know many vets who love guns and are religious tolerant despite having had Muslims shooting at them. Why would they be able to moooooove on? But Jesus can't? If any one wants brownie points from me, the sign of the cross showed victory... To whom and what did he say? (In Latin ).

Animals are a gift from God aside the lion from the lion the witch and the wardrobe who's well Jesus. Furry Jesus. The sheer concept of furry Jesus reminds me why I don't go to the animal control board...

In regards to his 3 little pigs. Lovely point Lucas you are with Thomas Jefferson! You both cum inside of niggers with no permission , spent yourseof broke, a taste for fine wine and super autistic. (Ok I memed a bit all the scientific gene work we did those kids were from his brother whom ran the plantation during Jeffersons busy career, there's no real proof he was anything near tismo it's just retarded people are like trannies often overlapping mind you and try to claim him. He was known to prefer writing and poor public speaker. He spoke very well to his close friends. He was this thing called shy.) The Bible can be viewed as fables, with good lessons! Wow dude you blew the Bible out by saying it has good morals and teaches people. Again a self own.

Lucas talking about nuts again.. we have to find the prison or group home Perva is in to let Lucas get those sexual tensions out and batter Lucas tonsils. What a fucking faggot. Yes I'm being obtuse, it's called humor. It's a gross ass cereal and could be used to replace ball bearings in machines not for human consumption.

 

[WonderWino]

No mention of work so far today but he's back to his physics talk

He literally repeats the same argument over and over and over again. and clearly does not understand that first law of thermodynamics at all or the ways in which matter and energy could have been created (after all they did have to come in to existence in some way at some point, they have not always existed and entropy applies to them) nor that said creator whatever it might be could have created those laws and set them into motion and may very well not be affected by those laws if it exists outside of our universe, assuming such a thing exists at all

As usual, lucas doesn't think about what he's saying or consider that things are not as simple as he is trying to make them sound

Edit:

Looks like lucas is reeing about christians and pronouns again

Don't see why he thinks this would be funny. The woman who posted that is an idiot. Christianity pretty strongly implies whatever god is, is some kind of male. So this is a stupid statement. Would these idiots think its funny to call venus male and then accuse ancient pagans of getting pissy about it?

On that note i'd like to see lucas and the twit he's quoting make an observation like this about the muslim god. To muslims, and see how that goes over for them

But somehow I doubt lucas is going to be waddling into the local mosque and making this kind of observation about allah. and no lucas, they won't buy the 'i'm a comedian trying to be funny' excuse any more than we would

Lucas getting brought up on hate crime charges for reeeing about allah being a woman cause he thinks he's owning the religious would be peak lucas

That aside, he sure has some entitlement and nerve to have the audacity to publicly belittle the very people that kept his blackmailing pedo ass from starving and freezing to death over the years. Without christian charity lucas would have been dead in an alley or out in the woods years ago. But no, rather than show appreciation for everything they did for him he publicly belittles them, knowing full well that if he got his ass kicked out of mallon place tomorrow he'd waddle up to the house of charity and expect food and a bed, and take a malicious glee in exploiting them and feeling like he's getting one over on them the entire time

Thats why the idea of lucas having power over anyone or anything is fucking nightmare fuel. We already know he wasn't trusted around pets, we know what he wants to do to baby girls and i've said it before - if he were in a feudal lord kind of situation he'd be an absolute psycho, probably on par with that gilles de rais guy. He gets off on any bit of power or control he can squeeze out of any situation. Look how giddy he got when he called the cops on his roommate for having a mental breakdown (one I still believe lucas had something to do with), how he acted when he thought he had a gotcha on 'mias dad' in LA, how he acts with people who play his games. Its no wonder the other hobos want nothing to do with him. They know he's a user and a predator. His parents know it as well which is why they cut ties and are wary about even admitting his behavior to anyone. Just look how cagey myrna gets - and frankly the way she reacted when people brought it up to her over the years makes me think hes done shit she absolutely knows about that was seriously bad and shes covering for it and didn't involve the cops cause of how bad it would look and reflect on her

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

On that note i'd like to see lucas and the twit he's quoting make an observation like this about the muslim god. To muslims, and see how that goes over for them

Roflmao, I'd like to see someone talk Lucas into moving to Iran. Tell him now that the president died in the copter crash it's a great country full of zoomer bai's looking for a fat white mong like him or something. While they are at it teach him Muhhamand was trans and the Muslim god is a woman!

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas sure has a hard on for religion lately

and of course he's got the psycho eyes on full blast. and he's getting bald to the point what hair he has looks like a really bad hairpiece. It isn't doing him any favors to leave it as it is at this point. Then again shaving his head would make his gourd shaped head that much more apparent and make him look even more mental

He sure is being quiet about how work is going. You'd think he would have had something to say about it by now, even if just to complain about how much he hates it and brag about how he's still getting shit down and loaded so many boxes that he's the best they ever had or some lucas tier shit

 

[Barbenheimer]

I’d really love to watch his tard brain comprehend where any “Big Crunch” or “Big Bang” originally came from, nothing? He loves this cycle of one into the other that doesn’t break rules of Physics but anything in this dimension is cause and effect so what started the first Crunch or Bang? And if he says nothing it’s always just existed well isn’t that the leprechaun religion beliefs that he hates so much?

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas sure has a hard on for religion lately
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and of course he's got the psycho eyes on full blast. and he's getting bald to the point what hair he has looks like a really bad hairpiece. It isn't doing him any favors to leave it as it is at this point. Then again shaving his head would make his gourd shaped head that much more apparent and make him look even more mental

He sure is being quiet about how work is going. You'd think he would have had something to say about it by now, even if just to complain about how much he hates it and brag about how he's still getting shit down and loaded so many boxes that he's the best they ever had or some lucas tier shit

He may be very part time. Maybe 1 day per week? That would be enough to get him a couple steak dinners a month.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

I seriously doubt that he is actually working. This is probably like that volunteer shit he did some years back and got banned from.

 

[WonderWino]

I seriously doubt that he is actually working. This is probably like that volunteer shit he did some years back and got banned from.

Yeah I suspect that this is something along those lines as well. With a pittance of money thrown at the people involved for the sake of making them feel like they are doing a job and contributing to society. Essentially a slight step up from what he was doing before. We know how lucas makes a point of misrepresenting everything he does to put himself in the best light. To him reeeing on youtube is a job, laundering bitcoin as part of a scam was a job, acting mental during podcasts was a job, etc... and like you said he considered that stuff he did years ago as 'volunteering' and something he chose to do rather than a mental health behavioral thing his mother set up with his doctors. Its also interesting lucas is being cagey about exactly where he is working. Likely either because he's hiding the fact he isn't really 'working' at a real job and doesn't want his boss or anyone else involved to be told what kind of person they have working for them and get his ass fired in five seconds flat. Even lucas knows that for all his manipulative behavior he can't bs his way out of someone googling his name and confirming everything his employer might be told about him. The moment they hear the stuff about little girls and grooming he's out the door immediately and someone would be getting a serious talking to about letting him get hired in the first place

I suspect it is very likely this that lucas is involved with

Individual Employment (IE)​

Individual Employment (IE) services are a part of an Individual's pathway to employment are tailored to individual needs, interests, abilities, and promote career development. These are individualized services necessary to help people with developmental disabilities obtain and continue integrated employment at or above the state's minimum wage in the general workforce. These services may include intake, discovery, assessment, job preparation, job marketing, job supports, record keeping, and support to maintain a job.

Certainly sounds alot like what lucas described. There is also a pdf guide that goes into more details that even lists the agencies that participate in the program. I find it interesting that there aren't many there that would involve anything that requires loading boxes onto trucks:

Goodwill shipping things out by truck perhaps?

On an amusing note, I laughed my ass off when I noticed the welcome page included this:

Lucas does love his scrabble after all. That logo certainly fits him to an absolute T

Theres also this site that seems to offer something similar and has a list of currently available part time and seasonal jobs in spokane. I laughed a bit when I saw creative writing instructor. Can you imagine lucas teaching a creative writing course? Now that would be something to be a fly on the wall for

This could be something lucas is involved in. Looks like some loading going on there and it certainly sounds like what lucas is describing

EDIT:

Yet another day without lucas mentioning the job. But he did manage to not understand the blatantly obvious reasons why people become concerned when troon teachers are allowed near kids:

So much for a predator recognizing his own kind. The fact lucas can't figure this one out is fucking hilarious. He outs himself as being stupid as a rock with no capacity to actually think a situation through logically and doesn't even realize it

and here he goes again with his misunderstanding of the first law of thermodynamics for the thousandth time at this point

He really is a literal broken record that just repeats the exact same statements slightly rearranged over and over and over again like some shitty indian tier AI

Not to mention by his own admission the laws of physics have nothing to do with his denial of the existence of a god, the fact that said god hasn't granted him a girlfriend does. He's flat out admitted this many times. To say nothing of little he actually considered his argument here. He literally is incapable of thinking critically, objectively or abstractly. Its like hes a defective T-800 with his chip stuck in read only mode. a pure brick wall of idiocy that never listens to anything or anyone

and since lucas likes to go on and on about a big crunch and never ending cyclic universe and is so obsessed with proving things via the laws of thermodynamics he should take a minute to actually read about what he is constantly claiming

The Big Crunch hypothesis is a symmetric view of the ultimate fate of the universe. Just as the theorized Big Bang started as a cosmological expansion, this theory assumes that the average density of the universe will be enough to stop its expansion and the universe will begin contracting. The result is unknown; a simple estimation would have all the matter and space-time in the universe collapse into a dimensionless singularity back into how the universe started with the Big Bang, but at these scales unknown quantum effects need to be considered (see Quantum gravity). Recent evidence suggests that this scenario is unlikely but has not been ruled out, as measurements have been available only over a relatively short period of time and could reverse in the future.[19]

This scenario allows the Big Bang to occur immediately after the Big Crunch of a preceding universe. If this happens repeatedly, it creates a cyclic model, which is also known as an oscillatory universe. The universe could then consist of an infinite sequence of finite universes, with each finite universe ending with a Big Crunch that is also the Big Bang of the next universe. A problem with the cyclic universe is that it does not reconcile with the second law of thermodynamics, as entropy would build up from oscillation to oscillation and cause the eventual heat death of the universe.[citation needed] Current evidence also indicates the universe is not closed.[citation needed] This has caused cosmologists to abandon the oscillating universe model. A somewhat similar idea is embraced by the cyclic model, but this idea evades heat death because of an expansion of the branes that dilutes entropy accumulated in the previous cycle

Lucas showing he has no idea what he is talking about yet again

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas just mad that he never got to go to Epstein's Island.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas just mad that he never got to go to Epstein's Island.

More like he's mad he isn't rich enough to have his own version of epsteins island. Thats definitely part of the reason he hates billionaires, not because he actually hates capitalism but because he isn't rich and powerful and one of them himself. He'd absolutely love capitalism and would put ford and rockefeller to shame with his greed if he were part of the 1% he even tries to imply he is to some degree to impress others with his 'my parents are millionaires that have 12 acres of land' stuff

Lucas is exactly what nog describes ferengi as in ds9 - ferengi don't want to end th exploitation they want to find a way to become the exploiters themselves. Mark my words if lucas became musk tier rich overnight he'd become everything he claims to hate and wouldn't think twice about having his hobo associates tossed into the mines to be worked to death

and he's been posting again:

The fact he's got no zoomer bae to rape and impregnate to get a daughter is a good start

He doesn't seem to be aware that people see him the same way he sees that bird

Hopefully lucas doesn't get any ideas from this. Definitely sounds like something he would drink

As expected he's already thinking up ways to spend his money. Bold of him to assume he's going to still be employed by september. and holy shit can you imagine lucas at a concert today? He'd absolutely be the weird, creepy middle aged guy thats eyefucking the teen and college girls until they get creeped out enough to call security or tell him to fuck off and stop being a creep. and we know how that would end. Lucas getting arrested at a def leppard concert of all places for spazzing out at some teen girls and security guards while trying to relive his youth would be peak lucas. He'd be big mad at that one

If he wants to relive his youth so badly (funny how he's never mentioned a word about ever having gone to a concert in his life) he should just sit in the closet with a pot plant, duct tape a high school kid to the wall like he admitted to doing back in the day or just do what he's doing now and load boxes. I mean that is what he was doing when he was 20 after all, back in his totally nostalgic, sultry summer of 99, when he'd unload his truck at mcdonalds and waddle home to smoke weed and sit in the closet with his plant while cyril ate all his food and played video games and watched tv shows and movies that lucas was too stupid to follow, before sneaking out in the middle of the night to eat a pack of ramen and maybe sneak a few things out of cyrils part of the fridge when he thought he could get away with it. Here we are 25 years later and he's still trying to pull scams, loading boxes and bitching about not having enough food. Aside from his age, rapidly receding hairline and ever slipping sanity he hasn't changed at all. No wonder he's so convinced about the whole cyclic universe, he experiences it in his own life

and I like how he acts like $269 is alot of money for a 45 year old man to spend on something. His understanding of money is on par with a 10 year old who gets a few hundred a year at christmas and on his birthday and never really went anywhere from there

 

[Twrx]

269 for Def Leppard seems to be pretty reasonable. They aren't trying to charge like Fleetwood Mac. But I wouldn't be surprised if he bought fake tickets off someone, or gets his hand on physical tickets somehow, posts said ticket just for someone to use it to scan into the venue and take his seat.

 

[WonderWino]

269 for Def Leppard seems to be pretty reasonable. They aren't trying to charge like Fleetwood Mac. But I wouldn't be surprised if he bought fake tickets off someone, or gets his hand on physical tickets somehow, posts said ticket just for someone to use it to scan into the venue and take his seat.

Sounds like exactly the kind of thing lucas would get himself into. He's the type to fall for fake tickets from a scalper and definitely the type to get fucked over on real ones. He'd be big mad if someone pulled that on him and you can pretty much guarantee he'd find himself kicked out of yet another location in spokane with his inevitable freakout at finding someone in his seat. Especially if that person happened to be a flatbill with a girlfriend. Speaking of which I wouldn't want to be the unfortunate zoomer bae who got stuck with the seat next to him at a concert

That said, now he's posting shit thats clearly intended to deflect from his bad behavior and show how he's totally not responsible for his actions:

Literally trying to justify evil behavior. The fact he uses the phrase 'to calm us down' makes it crystal clear he's talking about himself and his own actions. Thats pure wernspeak that he's used several times before

EDIT:

As expected the subtle bitching about the daily grind has started, and lucas is already dreaming about what he's going to buy on payday:

and holy shit he's talking like a kid excited to get paid for the first time. Thats not a good look for a 45 year old

Like clockwork he's fishing for baes already and hasn't even been paid yet

'To see if we vibe' yeah you don't lucas, and you don't need to 'date' a teen girl to figure that out. You've been told this by said teen girls you've tried to groom for years

and the comments:

Gee, I wonder why he doesn't want anyone to know where he works. Totally isn't that he knows his employer wouldn't be happy to find out they have an admitted pedo with more than a decade of proof about it working for them. As stupid as lucas is even he understands that

Also lol at lucas not even being able to explain why he doesn't think its a good idea to say where he works in a coherent manner. I can't divulge that information because people will probably figure it out eventually but I don't think revealing it is a good idea

Nigger what

Lucas is going to be flabbergasted and angry as fuck when he eventually figures out that even with a job and making some pittance of money that still no zoomer baes will want anything to do with him. It isn't the lack of the job, or the lack of money or even the lack of his own housing or car. Its literally him. He is the problem. He'll never accept that no matter what but its clear that on some level he does understand this himself to some degree. Its one of the main reasons he gets so angry when he sees someone else with a zoomer bae girlfriend. When this arc ends, and it will sooner or later, he'll be angry as fuck and right back to where he started yet worse off than he was before cause he'll have poisoned the well that much more and fucked up any possibility of future job prospects